What If This Happened At Your Home

[GoodLuckTurtle]

Let's say you're in your home chilling on the sofa, possibly watching TV or some other activity. Then as you're relaxing, the door is kicked open, despite it being locked, and you see three people: a fat white girl with glasses around the age of 16, an oriental Asian guy with a black baseball cap and necklace around the age of 16, and a thin-as-a-thistle East Indian guy with a black T-shirt and wearing Vans sneakers, also around the same age as the other two. They are all holding one thing: a Rubix cube. The girl holds a regular 4x4, same with the Indian teen, but the oriental is holding a 12x12 Rubix cube, and then the girl hops on you with her cube and whenever she speaks it fluctuates from her normal voice to a deep voice that sounds like a man, with her explaining that you should come join the Rubix Cube Club at the local high school, which you may not even have affiliation with. The oriental throws the Rubix cube into your TV or china closet out of frustration that you don't join. If that doesn't happen, he just experiences a mental breakdown. The Indian teen tells you to see a movie about Rubix cubes, and repeats on "Go see it" in a quick tone.

What do you do to get rid of them? (This is based on a real life experience, somewhat...)

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

These "what if" threads are really fucking annoying...

[Strength]

the rubik's cube club?

lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol.

[sorasword]

At 7/30/10 03:00 PM, BigFatKid wrote:

. The girl holds a regular 4x4,

What do you do to get rid of them? (This is based on a real life experience, somewhat...)

Dude, a regular cube is a 3x3 number 1 and number 2, i would solve the 3x3 and then join.
and tell them to get the fuck out.

[Lagerkapo]

I have a 1,200,000 volt electrified samurai sword that shoots bear mace just for such an occasion.

And if that doesn't work I have a Dick lazor. It's a lazor that shoots dicks.

[Acid-Paradox]

I would be like:

WTF!!!!

[Chilliconcarne]

I would get a gun and shoot them all.

It's my right.

[6r0undZ3r0]

If this happened to you, I'd laugh my ass off.

[LoliTastic]

Grab his cock

[spoildmilk]

I would totaly take out a scrabled 3x3 Rubix cube outta my pocket and solve it in like 5 seconds. then i would say: Yo, check the Rubi-mastah. NOW BOW DOWN TO ME, SERVANTS!!! then i would kick their butts and bash my Rubix cude against them and throw them outta my crib. that's just how i roll.

[Sleipner12]

I would threaten the fat chick with a salad making her flee with her cellulite moving at a different speed than her actual person.
I would point out the window and say "look a tasty dog" to the Asian causing him to jump out the window in a wild feeding frenzy.
I would bring the Indian guy into the middle of a deserted field, stand about 1000 feet away with a megaphone, and yell "ALAHU AKBAR" (which is what some terrorist's say when they're about to suicide bomb) and watch him explode.
then (if there was one) left i would take the Rubix Cube.

[Garage]

Grab his cock

[Par0xysM]

If kicking their asses is a viable option, then I'd do that.

[DM692]

Throw hammer.

[Rude-Awakening]

Sir, I want to think of something... no scratch that, Do something for me, close and block all windows, doors and ventilation units in your house. Done? Good. Now, go to your kitchen, turn all hobs on the cooker on without lighting them, then return to posting on the BBS. Now, two things will happen;
A) Your posts will get better and
B) You'll (hopefully) die.