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I don't think they would be surprised considering I'm not the type who is quiet in real life and tells people to go suck donkey dick when I'm behind a computer screen.

My mom would be like "Meh" and my Dad would be like "...".

derp

it's not like i say penis or fuck in my posts... (whoops)

i dunno, i guess that wouldn't be awesome.

I don't think they'd even bother to read them if they were given to them.

Wait, so are you saying if this happened RIGHT NOW? My Mom would be all, "I don't want to read 11,000 posts of your nonsense on some foolish website." My Dad... I'm not sure. He's probably be pissed that I attracted the attention of any identity labelled 'police'.

But, if it were like, a weekly report of my posting since I started while I was doing it... I don't know why I'd keep posting here. Back when I was first here, the entire point was to have a place to outlet things that I wasn't talking about with my parents in an environment that gave me a higher dose of nerdiness than my friends or girlfriend at the time afforded.

Anyway, their reaction in that second case would probably be annoying. The stories of reckless driving would attract their ire, in college the underaged drinking would attract their attention. Some of the jokes would probably piss them off, others would be funny.

I hate this thread. This question is hard to answer.

My mum wouldn't even read them if she knew how to. Besides, it's not like I need her permission to say/do things, she'd just be like "Watch your language" or something, then never check again.

They would freak out, as if my reputation was ruined, and I'd never be able to go to college or get a job.

They would not care at all, because I have made sure to have really no swearing at all in any of my posts. I also frequently defend religion here (well not much anymore, as more people hate it, it seems that defending it here is a lost cause) and my mother is deeply religious. I suppose my mother might be afraid that I would be meeting with people who are not known in the real world, but she is well aware of my success here.

I think with almost 10 000 posts, and a lot of those being pretty long, their reaction would be something along the lines of:

"TL;DR"

I don't do as much stuff as most users so I dunno really