Misogynistic pickup lines

[Lagerkapo]

Pretty self-explanatory.

Fire away!

"How much?"

"If I pick you up, does your friend come with you?"

"You know those pants would look a lot better on my floor"

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[SansNumbers]

I hate women, want to change my view on things?

[sharingankakashi13]

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Best pick up line ever, IMO.

[SansNumbers]

At 7/28/10 02:50 PM, sharingankakashi13 wrote: Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Best pick up line ever, IMO.

It's not misogynistic enough.

[Lagerkapo]

"Wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

*smack*

"What, you don't like pizza?"

[Lagerkapo]

At 7/28/10 02:51 PM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 7/28/10 02:50 PM, sharingankakashi13 wrote: Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Best pick up line ever, IMO.

It's not misogynistic enough.

It's the implication that counts. The brevity of such a direct approach could alone be considered womanizing.

[Catoblepas]

"Don't let this rape turn into manslaughter."

[Ptero]

"Did it hurt when you fell?"
"Fell from where?"
The kitchen, bitch."