Fine, seeing as this thread won't die. I've considered recently getting a proper electric cigarette set, one of the rechargeable ones, that looks almost exactly like a cigarette. All of the good feelings, the inhalation, the warmth (if you get one of those ones where the vapour is still hot/warm), the stress relief and stuff, and the looking cool. No tar, no cancer (ish), most of the risks are completely eliminated. And it's completely legal, as in I could smoke inside.
Seriously thinking about getting a good one when I get a bit of money in.