Rate what I did to this bully /10

[AlejanDROID]

I've told some people about this already on the forum so I'm sure many of you are wondering about the actual story about what happened. After reading, I want you all to rate what I did to the bully out of ten (10).

He got his own car for his sixteenth birthday, some weeks before. It was nice, Pontiac something. He used to park it waaaay in the back of the Freshman/Sophomore lot by the woods in three spaces so no one would scratch it.

I thought it would be best to pull my stunt just after the second period bell, less people coming in to the parking lot. I skipped first period with a couple friends and they took look-out while I hid in the woods. Two minutes after the second bell, I;

- Was ready to break his window with a rock to get into the car, but the dumb bastard left it unlocked.
- Tore his leather seats with a pocket knife. Shredded them.
- Left a hot steaming food canoe in his ashtray. (I squatted in the back seat and let my urine flow throughout his back leather seats.)
- Emptied a five pound bag of salt into his gas tank.
- Stole every fuse in the box and put them in his gas tank also.
- Kicked a screwdriver through the faceplate of his stereo system.
- Left a note that said "If you weren't such a cunt to soooo many people, you'd know who's ass to kick, fucktard."

[HungarianSupermarket]

That's a terrible way to try and get in someone's pants.

[Valjylmyr]

On a scale of how much of a dick you are, ten. On a scale of how justified it was, zero. You are an asshole, nobody deserves that for being a bully.

[Ptero]

You are the biggest douche I've ever seen. Just because you'r a weak pussy doesn't mean you need to trash someone's car.

[UberCream]

At 7/27/10 01:03 AM, AlejanDROID wrote: - Stole every fuse in the box and put them in his gas tank also.

That would make him die.

What did he do to you that was so bad that it warranted his demise?

[Me-Patch]

Not exactly the responses you were expecting I bet.

[Tinnitus]

I'm with you on wanting to get back at someone....
but that might have been too far, just kick him in the balls or something.
3/10

[SteelChair]

This is what happens when you don't grab his cock properly.

[CoCo]

0.5/10 I hope he fucks you up. I've known a lot of douche bag bullies but this is too far.

[Me-Patch]

You really should have settled it with fists.

[Ptero]

At 7/27/10 01:08 AM, AlejanDROID wrote: Wow, so you guys think I'm a douche? Apparently you didn't read what the bully did, because he fully deserved it. No bully deserves to be killed, but I think what I did was justifiable.

It doesn't matter how you try and justify it: you are a huge fucking douche. End of story. AlejanDOUCHE.

[blamurai]

it's a little over board i would have just pissed in his gas tank or drew a penis with chapstick on his front windshield so when he turns the wipers on it smears all over

[Comrade]

Someone is claiming to say how hardcore they are on the internet by doing things to a "bully."

I already know you're spewing bullshit because you called him a bully. Fuck your thread and the post in my thread about you fucking up your "bully's" car.

[Valjylmyr]

At 7/27/10 01:08 AM, AlejanDROID wrote: Wow, so you guys think I'm a douche? Apparently you didn't read what the bully did, because he fully deserved it. No bully deserves to be killed, but I think what I did was justifiable.

You've never said what he did in any of your posts. Please elaborate and don't bullshit next time.

[THEREINOTHINGTOEAT]

Seven of 8 of your posts are about this hardcore stuff.
yay

[Skwurll]

Well, you haven't told us what he did to deserve this, so I'm going to assume he's just rude to everyone.
I think you could've handled it better, but you did get pretty decent payback.

However, the fact that you need approval by a group of anonymous people just shows how fucking pathetic you are in the first place.

If someone's fucking with you, you hit them in the face, if they kick your ass, you hit them again, rinse/repeat until they leave you alone. You stand up to people and show them they can't scare you, not destroy their stuff.

I'm going to have to confiscate your man-card now, you don't deserve it.

[xLegionnaire]

What exactly did this bully do in the first place?

[SteelChair]

At 7/27/10 01:12 AM, AlejanDROID wrote: No. Fists would not be enough to teach this bully a lesson. I just did what every kid in the school wanted to do, people may even say I'm a hero.

You could of just hit him with a SteelChair!

[Tinnitus]

At 7/27/10 01:10 AM, blamurai wrote: it's a little over board i would have just pissed in his gas tank or drew a penis with chapstick on his front windshield so when he turns the wipers on it smears all over

Now that is funny

[Me-Patch]

This is an elaborate joke anyway. Not very funny either.

[Valjylmyr]

At 7/27/10 01:12 AM, AlejanDROID wrote: No. Fists would not be enough to teach this bully a lesson. I just did what every kid in the school wanted to do, people may even say I'm a hero.

Wait a minute, did you just level down? I could have sworn you were level 2.

[sixflab]

0/10 That is lower than low. There isn't anything a bully can do that justifies that sort of retaliation.

[MightyJackHammer]

At 7/27/10 01:12 AM, AlejanDROID wrote: No. Fists would not be enough to teach this bully a lesson. I just did what every kid in the school wanted to do, people may even say I'm a hero.

You aren't a hero, your just another fool who thinks getting back at someone means messing up their car.

[Cericon]

God damn it, fucking tell us what he did already!!

[Skwurll]

At 7/27/10 01:20 AM, Cericon wrote: God damn it, fucking tell us what he did already!!

Probably shoved him in the lunch line or some petty shit like that.

[Eclipse]

At 7/27/10 01:20 AM, Cericon wrote: God damn it, fucking tell us what he did already!!

^^this. We need to know what he did and if what he did warrants what you did, which is unlikely in the first place. Basing off the fact that you destroyed his car, I'm going to have to give you a zero. Pretty much nothing justifies destroying someone's new car.

[Valjylmyr]

Oh, I get it. He's not telling us what the bully did because he can't think of anything that justifies the most hawdcore thing he can thing of.

[TOEZ]

I would like to give it a 0 out of 10 because I shouldn't have to read some text and instantly believe that you actually did all that.

Seriously, even with pictures, this is just bullcrap. He probably just pulled your pants down in class or something; in that case you should have just shut up and took it, not go to extreme lengths to do "this", true or not.

[6r0undZ3r0]

0/10 Obvious troll. No proof and you won't tell us what he did. This makes your story very plausible.

[blamurai]

At 7/27/10 01:14 AM, NiNjabaNaNa wrote:

At 7/27/10 01:10 AM, blamurai wrote: it's a little over board i would have just pissed in his gas tank or drew a penis with chapstick on his front windshield so when he turns the wipers on it smears all over

Now that is funny

actually did that as a prank to someone i worked with to get them back after they covered my back window with wood chips, turns out the guy was banging some other chick atthe same time so one side i drew a penis and on the other side i drew "I <3 Heather"