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Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard. Not even the basic mechanics of the game worked well.

At 7/26/10 10:18 PM, aliciavclark wrote: This should have been a given but this monopoly game for the ps. My mom rented it and we were trying to play and it was oh so boring. It would have been more fun to play the real board game while lighting myself on fire.

I fucking loled and I don't know why.

At 7/26/10 10:25 PM, Alphabetetical wrote:

At 7/26/10 10:18 PM, aliciavclark wrote: This should have been a given but this monopoly game for the ps. My mom rented it and we were trying to play and it was oh so boring. It would have been more fun to play the real board game while lighting myself on fire.

I fucking loled and I don't know why.

^.^

I was going to say Star wars: Attack of the clones, but it's been a long time and I don't remember the game well, so I'll go with Blacksite: Area 51 for the X-box 360. It's just so boring. There's, like, 5 enemy types (One of which is an Iraqi solider), You have 2, count 'em, 2 weapons. (Well there's 3 if you count the pistol, which you only use if you run out of ammo in your assault rifle, which youNEVER WILL), you meet the usual cast (The tough "War is fun" guy, the guy who might as well have worn a red shirt because he died in the first level, and the women who knows more about whats going on than she let's on and so forth) the squad controls are a joke and there's probably more but played like 2 levels and traded the game back for like 3 bucks. Best deal of my life.

Shaq Fu for the GameBoy. Why.. why must this thread dredge up such bad memories?

On the other hand, if I ever buy a Nintendo DS, I'm picking up Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ.

Holy shit I remember that game and how terrible it was :/

jaws the game. swim nbite jumpswim bitee bite... superbad. Oh, and it wasn't mine. I *ahem* would never stoop so *ahem* low.
oh, and any of the various cutesy pet games put out by nintendo.

Probably Darkest of Days.

i just played a terrible game AGAIN
it was called mlb 2k9 for the ps2 it sucks

At 7/26/10 11:21 PM, SchadenfreudeStudios wrote: Shaq Fu for the GameBoy. Why.. why must this thread dredge up such bad memories?

On the other hand, if I ever buy a Nintendo DS, I'm picking up Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ.

i know that game looks good

Another terrible game ive played is finding nemo for the gba,
it was hard, had a password system (I hate password systems)
and every time you died you had to start from the beginning of the level!
and it took forever to finish a level UGGHH

Action 52 on the Genesis.

But for the sake of being somewhat original, I'll say Alone in The Dark 5/Inferno

i know alot of people wouldnt agree with me. Fallout 3, its not necessarily the worst game ive played but its close to it.

Superman 64 it was so bad it raped my eyes...

I don't play that many video games, but if it all came down to the most disappointing experience I have yet to waste money on, it would most likely be Borderlands.

Why? Because it's a dull and repetitive World of Warcraft experience that immediately losses its luster after the first boss. It was just too generic for me.

At 7/26/10 05:19 PM, KeroKeroMario wrote: SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman on GameCube

I actually enjoyed that game a lot and still do. But the worst game I've ever played, in my opinion, is Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius for the GameBoy Advance.

The only good thing of this game are the graphics and audio. But the game is just boring as hell and the final battle is shit. Not to mention the ending.

I'd love to say some first-person shooter, Halo 3 or Modern Warfare 2, but no, my experiences have been even worse. I've played ET. It wasn't horrible, not in comparison to some things. I've played Pac-Man 2600, and the only truly bad part was that the bad color choice made it hard to see where you were and when you were about to die. I've tried Cheetahmen II, and though it certainly sucked, it wasn't the worst. I liked Shadow the Hedgehog, I enjoyed my limited time with Sonic Heroes, and even Sonic 3D Blast wasn't entirely unplayable. I've even slogged my way through that God-forsaken piece of shit Luigi's Mansion, the worst game ever to include Mario characters, ever, and as horrible as it was, it wasn't the worst I've ever played. No, there's games I go to bed at night and still have nightmares about playing. There's games that would make me glad to be sodomized by Black Hitler if that could get me out of playing them.

Boy, you don't know bad games until you've played Raging Fighter for Game Boy. I turned into an antisocial jackass mostly because I played that game when I was only six or seven years old. Go ahead, play, but make sure you've got an appointment with your shrink first. I'd also mention Casino Fun Pak, but it's so casual that I hesitate to call it a "game".

Cabela's big game hunter 10' for 360. That game is just boring.

This thread pops up too many times.
Well, I gotta say it's Hour of Victory. It's hard to believe someone can fail to make a generic World War 2 fps game, but they did it. Awful controls, enemies that have no reaction to your bullets until they die, at which point they fall backwards, and level design that's so bad that you can't even walk through some of the doorways.

I found mine out yesterday, it's actually on par with Dead Rising and Mass Effect 2 on terms of how shit it is.

Sniper Ghost Warrior.

IMO btw.

I think that the worst games ever made were the games that impacted our gaming culture in an overall negative way (besides ultra-violence). Games like Call of Duty 4, Madden, and Super Smash Bros. were all negative factors in how games are made today.

Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake (Subsistance). I can't really say it's the worst game I've ever played, but it could be rather irritating if not for the existance of the internet. It's pretty good for the most part, but every now and then, you reach several areas where it is REQUIRED that you have the original MSX MG2 game manual, and I don't think I need to say what MGS3S DIDN'T come with.

Any Tony Hawk prior to when you could get off the board. Any skateboarding/snowboarding game or anything similar on a hand held system.

"The Bouncer" on the PS1. Probably not the worst game ever, but it comes to mind.or maybe Sly Spy, if we're talking arcade games.

SpIderman vs X-men : Arcade's Revenge

At 7/26/10 10:25 PM, Jerkapotamus wrote: Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard. Not even the basic mechanics of the game worked well.

The side scroller is arguably better.

Dead Rising and Sniper Ghost Warrior

Eragon for the PS2. Attrocious.

Fucking Blue Dragon. 3 hours for 15G? Fuck You.

Holy balls, it was almost as boring as the show.