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- treyhaur
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So about a month and a half ago, I got a new job which has left me not much time for NG (yeah I know, you were all crying and wondering when I'd come back *sarcasm intended*). On top of leaving me little time for NG, it has also driven me fucking crazy in a musical sense. I work as a DJ in a strip club in the Oklahoma City area and over the course of my employment, I have heard the same 200 songs (with some variation) almost every fucking night. The "music industry" has shown a total lack of ability to bring new music to the consumer so I for one am turning to Newgrounds...
Are you a musician? Would you nut in your pants to have one of your songs played in a club? Send me a link to a song you've made that you think would be great to hear in a strip club. I'll listen to anything you send at least once. Also, if I play it in the club, I'll let you know what night I played and if I got any feedback from the crowd or the dancers. And just because it's a strip club doesn't mean I'm only looking for certain genres like techno or hip-hop. Send me whatever you think would work even if it's outside normal strip club fodder.
I'm irritated that mainstream music is so slow to evolve, but maybe my fellow NG bretheren can help me find that new sound that everyone so desperately craves.
Thanks and best regards,
Trey
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Vintage Bike by GrillpieClick to listen.
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I always felt that this needed to be played in a strip club
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@SBB
I appreciate the link (great loop by the way), but to be completely honest I can't use a short loop for anything this situation.
Allow me to explain...
In the strip club the main service sold is the lap dance, despite everything else you see going on. A lap dance is a song worth of time for a stripper to dance and rub on you so there has to be a clear distinction of when a song ends and the next begins. This means I can't play a song that is too long or too short and I can't mix songs together.... Bummer, I know...
So, I need songs that are somewhere in between 2 1/2 and 5 (possibly more if there's a good fade out/fade in point). They don't necessarily have to be any specific tempo or genre, just something a stripper could dance to (slow music can be danced to as well).
I do appreciate the enthusiasm though,
Trey
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Best of both worlds, the beat is popular... and so is the show! Combine the two for epic lulz and a slightly original spin on 2 classic pieces.
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How could you possibly take my post seriously :D I figured it would be the most hilariously awful thing to play in such a place
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I could definitely hear this
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David Branch - Tinnitus by EthalynClick to listen.
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Eddie Wata - Iltw (remix) by Ethalyn
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playing in a strip club.
I can also hear almost all his other songs being played in a Night Club.
So just pick :P
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![=PowerOfPleasure= [RMX]](http://aicon.ngfiles.com/350000/350424.gif)
=PowerOfPleasure= [RMX] by stratkatClick to listen.
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Idk if it's what you're looking for.
But out of my songs it's probably teh best suited for a strip club.
- treyhaur
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Because you would be surprised by the horrible, awful music that gets requested at a strip club.
Honestly, would you expect anyone to want to hear annie lennox in a titty bar?
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The Spook Cap by DXsamurai
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DXsamurai......
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that last post was @SBB
@Purgatory
That would be awesome and I know everybody would just fall on their asses laughing. If you know where to get that on mp3, please let me know.
@AMP
Those are some great tracks, I'm checking out the rest of his stuff
@Stratkat
I thought it was okay, but I liked a few of your other tracks especially "Behind the lag" (at least I think it was that one).
@Jeffaro
You are fucking hilarious. You're going to have strippers demanding my head on a platter (or plate as they may not understand "platter").
Thanks for all the submissions, please keep them coming!
Trey
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At 7/26/10 06:59 PM, treyhaur wrote: that last post was @SBB
@Purgatory
That would be awesome and I know everybody would just fall on their asses laughing. If you know where to get that on mp3, please let me know.
I'm the one that remixed it, so I'd certainly hope I knew where to get the MP3... shoot me a PM with your email address and I'll send you the MP3... or I can upload it at a site of your choice (Except here of course, as NG does not accept remixes).
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At 7/26/10 07:12 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote: I'm the one that remixed it, so I'd certainly hope I knew where to get the MP3... shoot me a PM with your email address and I'll send you the MP3... or I can upload it at a site of your choice (Except here of course, as NG does not accept remixes).
Absolutely genius. Had a good laugh there.
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This is not mine, but this is an absolute great clubbing track right here.
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0 Gravity by MetalcanClick to listen.
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Hi
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I always thought that funk have something porn-ish...
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E-Funk new version by sorohanro
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90 funk by sorohanro
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Maybe too jazzy ?
Well, this is even jazzier and got used in a hentai flash:
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I Forgot To Forget You by sorohanro
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Well, could have been worst.
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Here's a few of my songs that might work. I'm not so sure about "Passion" but I thought I might as well throw it in there :P
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![[CG]-444](http://aicon.ngfiles.com/338000/338969.gif)
[CG]-444 by UncleSqueezinsClick to listen.
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![[CG]-The Goliath (Club Remix)](http://aicon.ngfiles.com/304000/304824.gif)
[CG]-The Goliath (Club Remix) by UncleSqueezinsClick to listen.
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![[CG]-Passion](http://aicon.ngfiles.com/344000/344650.gif)
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Check me out on: YouTube l Soundcloud l Facebook
Newest song: Goon Squad
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THis is the best music for a strip club. Ducks always turn people on yah know.
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Thanks:],
through the lag, you can use that one if you want.
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Here.
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{dj-N} Theory of Everything by dj-Nate
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Figured you may need a song that actually sounds professional.
Haha, just kidding, don't kill me :D
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At 7/26/10 09:03 PM, dj-Nate wrote: Here.
(song)
Figured you may need a song that actually sounds professional.
Haha, just kidding, don't kill me :D
That sounds premium dude, I don't know why your stuff isn't scored higher. I've listened to it for years (I believe I first heard your songs when i was 17.) Even before I'd ever even touched FL or even made any electronic music.
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At 7/26/10 09:03 PM, dj-Nate wrote: Here.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/3 50290
Figured you may need a song that actually sounds professional.
Haha, just kidding, don't kill me :D
DJ NAAAATTTEEEEEE You jave risen from the grave!
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KgZ- Your Night is My Night by KgZ
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How can you go wrong with a tit-le like that?
durr
www.macjams.com/artist/kgz (Download links)
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First, let me say this is fuckin' awesome. I figured this thread would just fall to the bottom of the forums and never be seen again but I am thrilled to be wrong about that.
@KGZ
I liked your track, it just sounds like a potential club song. But it's way too short... please let me know if you already have or are planning to make a longer version.
@sorohanro
I liked the "E-funk new version" and I may be able to use during a lull in the crowd but it's just a little too jazzy to keep up the strip club atmosphere (sorry, jazz and tits aren't the best combo).
@unclesqueezins
I like all of your tracks but if I could only pick one, it'd be "CG-444". It sounds cool and kinda dirty plus it has good production value for a homemade track. It'll get at least one club play.
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@DjNate
That track kicks ass! I could play it anytime and after any song and no one would ever know it came from the nerd/geek mecca that is Newgrounds. They would probably think I found it on iTunes or something. I will definitely be adding that to my club playlists as well as checking out the rest of your stuff.
I am loving the response I'm getting from newgrounds! Please keep it coming!
Trey
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This should definitely be played in the strip club:
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Bad Reputation by San7aClick to listen.
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- treyhaur
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At 7/27/10 04:36 AM, San7a wrote: This should definitely be played in the strip club:
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/3 45228
I'm not sure what you bring to the table...
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It's a bit short, but I think it would fit the mood and enviornment very well.
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"Electrified" SSaB by SSaB
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Um, yeah.
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These aren't mine, but I think they would fit well.
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Kazmo & Lira - Still Alive RMX by Kazmo
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Kazmo - Shift by KazmoClick to listen.
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Kazmo - Carte Blanche 2009? by Kazmo
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Kazmo - Headlock [RMX] by Kazmo
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Kazmo - Take Me Away RMX by Kazmo
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Kazmo - Wonderful Dancing RMX by KazmoClick to listen.
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Kazmo - It's a Dream RMX by KazmoClick to listen.
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Oooo. Very interesting topic. I don't know if I have something that would fit the purpose, but I'm up for making one.
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@SSaB
I could use that if I need to buy myself a couple minutes and nobody was getting a lapdance. It sounds good but to be honest, it needs a bass line.
@Halcyonic
Those are all great, I'm not sure about the one's with lyrics but I liked Shift and Carte Blanche
@digital
Yeah, your stuff just has too much of an eerie feeling. I like it but not for a strip club. If you wanna give it a shot just substitute the eerie feeling for a dirty one :D
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DJ Bossler - ElektroniK LogiK by bossler13
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DJ Bossler - Helter Skelter by bossler13
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DJ Bossler - Into The Night by bossler13
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those might work
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Not sure if any of this stuff fits it, but I'll give it a shot.
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...Start the Factory by MonkeyVClick to listen.
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Hidden In the Depths by MonkeyVClick to listen.
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Bag o' Chips by MonkeyVClick to listen.
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Chip Mechanic by MonkeyVClick to listen.
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And of course
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Neural Synchronization by MonkeyVClick to listen.
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