The girl next door likes Pokemon...

[pokemon-trainerBROCK]

I never really noticed the girl next door... unitl I was in the garden yesterday and saw her playing Pokemon.

I ran inside and grabbed hold of my DS and challenged her. No-one's beaten me yet in my neighbourhood (I pwn everyone and anyone within a 100-mile radius) but she managed to win. I mainly use rock Pokemon (Brock being my hero and everything lol), but she managed to beat my uber team.

So I spat on her. I told her to never show her face in MY neighbourhood again and ran inside and cried. I ran and told my mom and she made me an ice cream sundae. I locked myself in my room and put Tool on full blast and opened my window, razzing at her.

It's only a matter of time before she falls in love with me B-)

[RubberTrucky]

At 7/24/10 04:26 PM, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: I locked myself in my room and put Tool on full blast

You're a pathetic excuse for a pkemon gamer. Tool is for the cool kids.

[sixstring98]

At 7/24/10 04:28 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:

At 7/24/10 04:26 PM, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: I locked myself in my room and put Tool on full blast

You're a pathetic excuse for a pkemon gamer. Tool is for the cool kids.

got that right

[Coop5245]

Are you fucking serious!?

[Princess-Laucherella]

throw REAL rocks at her. we crave abuse as a gender!!!

[necopie]

What, are you five? Seriously Pokemon isn't good anymore, but not just that, you spat on her? Really, I think you're an idiot.

[Vertyx]

Good job Brock, you sure showed her. She'll fall in love with you in no time.

[Dosensuppen]

Should've used Psychic pokemon. They're cooler.

[Bit]

You found a girl that likes videogames and you chased her away?

You missed out on a prime opportunity, bro.

[andycastaneda]

How dare you listen to Tool.

[Vertyx]

At 7/24/10 04:35 PM, Esshole wrote: Should've used Psychic pokemon. They're cooler.

I remember when the Pokémon games were first released, Psychic Pokémon were the shit. I had a level 99 Mewtwo and no-one could beat me. Fun times.

Then they nerfed it and introduced Dark type. Oh well.

[pokemon-trainerBROCK]

At 7/24/10 04:33 PM, Vertyx wrote: Good job Brock, you sure showed her. She'll fall in love with you in no time.

I'm certain of it.

It's strange because I don't usually fall for girls who use water pokemon

[Starberry]

At 7/24/10 04:38 PM, andycastaneda wrote: How dare you listen to Tool.

http://bbssig.ngfiles.com/2408/2408988.j pg

also tool is shit

[andycastaneda]

At 7/24/10 04:38 PM, Vertyx wrote:

At 7/24/10 04:35 PM, Esshole wrote: Should've used Psychic pokemon. They're cooler.

I remember when the Pokémon games were first released, Psychic Pokémon were the shit. I had a level 99 Mewtwo and no-one could beat me. Fun times.

Then they nerfed it and introduced Dark type. Oh well.

Pfft, my level 4 Charmander knows Flamethrower, Transform, Hydro pump, and Fly.

[necopie]

At 7/24/10 04:40 PM, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote:

At 7/24/10 04:33 PM, Vertyx wrote: Good job Brock, you sure showed her. She'll fall in love with you in no time.

I'm certain of it.

It's strange because I don't usually fall for girls who use water pokemon

I'm pretty sure that that was sarcastic.

[andycastaneda]

At 7/24/10 04:42 PM, Starberry wrote:

At 7/24/10 04:38 PM, andycastaneda wrote: How dare you listen to Tool.

http://bbssig.ngfiles.com/2408/2408988.j pg

also tool is shit

I am failing to see why there is a link to my sig.

[Vertyx]

At 7/24/10 04:43 PM, andycastaneda wrote: Pfft, my level 4 Charmander knows Flamethrower, Transform, Hydro pump, and Fly.

That's nice, dear, except I didn't and still don't use cheating devices.

Winners don't use cheating devices, you know. Same with drugs. And Viagra.

[Im-A-Pirate]

I missed you, Brock.

[andycastaneda]

At 7/24/10 04:45 PM, Vertyx wrote:

At 7/24/10 04:43 PM, andycastaneda wrote: Pfft, my level 4 Charmander knows Flamethrower, Transform, Hydro pump, and Fly.

That's nice, dear, except I didn't and still don't use cheating devices.

Winners don't use cheating devices, you know. Same with drugs. And Viagra.

I already beat it, so what else am I suppose to do? I also have 99 Master Balls.

[arcansi]

At 7/24/10 04:37 PM, Stevenscar wrote: You found a girl that likes videogames and you chased her away?

You missed out on a prime opportunity, bro.

I disagree, it isn't natural for a girl to be intelligent enough to play real video games like Pokemon; hence the creation of the 'casual' gaming market that appeals to retards. The only way she would be playing Pokemon would be if there was something unnatural about her, something freaky, and something we probably don't want a picture of.

[pokemon-trainerBROCK]

At 7/24/10 04:44 PM, necopie wrote:

At 7/24/10 04:40 PM, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote:

At 7/24/10 04:33 PM, Vertyx wrote: Good job Brock, you sure showed her. She'll fall in love with you in no time.

I'm certain of it.

It's strange because I don't usually fall for girls who use water pokemon

I'm pretty sure that that was sarcastic.

What? No it wasn't. I only like girls who use rock or fire-tpe pokemon but my choices are limited.

[Vertyx]

At 7/24/10 04:49 PM, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: What? No it wasn't. I only like girls who use rock or fire-tpe pokemon but my choices are limited.

Oh Brock. Do me a favour and never change.

[NobleSavage27]

but do you like mudkip'z?

[SimpleStuff]

Well Brock, I don't blame you for spitting on her. Unlike these people who think it's vulgar and childish, it's actually a very romantic thing. I'm surprised you even lost to her, though. I remember when you challenged me and one-hit-killed almost all my guys, then caught the last one.

[lemondemon]

the reason you lost was because you had a stupid team of mainly rock types

[NightmareReaper]

wow is this some sort of joke? i mean come on you get mad at girl for beating you at pokemon...
also my magikarp rules

[CaptainFaggot]

Oh look a troll. I can actually make a story better then this.

_____
Today, I heard somebody play chess, so what did I do?
Stroll right in to my neighbor's front yard. I noticed this young man playing a game of chess with his little brother.
I ask him "Could I play with you two? I am rather good at chess".
I was surprised when he said "Yes, sure why not?".
I sat down and began playing with his little brother.
Somehow he beat me and then I punched him in the face and told him to gtfo.
I grabbed the young man by the throat and pushed him into the fence and ran off to my house.
Loading up my computer I put my speakers on maximum and played the Russian Anthem.
Any second now, they'll realize who's the true chess master.

[Gobblemeister]

You call yourself a Rock Trainer!?

You spat on her!

That means you used a water attack!!!!

BEGONE! NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE AMONGST THE ROCK TRAINING ELITE AGAIN!

[Skeet5]

At 7/24/10 04:26 PM, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: So I spat on her.

I assume after this you told her to gbk2kitchen!

[EZ98]

You dork. Sounds like somebody a bit to spoiled.