Tread's Everything is Great Note

[TreadVigorously]

I was hoping I'd get to see Hell. Unfortunately, it seems taking my own life would be the surest exit from Heaven. I remember from school, the humiliation and glory of peer perception. It would seem the temperament we carry ourselves with is our greatest attribute. If only I had cared about what others thought... If only I hadn't been so clever and smart. Then maybe I'd lack the happiness that others have. Everyone has found solace in the system of conformity...including me. I have found my inner peace and I attain it only in living. I have so many outlets - may this pen be mightier than the sword. I researched sepukko, ironically, as relevant to my interests as it is - it would make more sense that I have chosen another route. Maybe it's because I don't even have a sword... Maybe it's because I didn't wana leave a mess. Actually, it's because I don't feel the least bit dishonor. I know what it's like to have to clean something dirty. I cherish little experiences like these.
I thought all about how my everything is great note would be making others feel good...so I had to do it. I'm doing my best to keep my mother from being sad, so I spend more time with her. I love everyone. I love it when people make me smile, even though I get mad at myself when I cannot return the favor. Never let your feelings fool you, never let a fool tell you what to do. I hope one day people think of me as an example to follow...I wish to one day be a leader to all of you. Always stay true to yourself, don't build a mask of lies...don't even cry when somebody dies. Cherish your memories. If I'm not real, then it means everything for me to construct meaning in my life. I've already popped a dozen pills...this me saying goodbye...my door is now unlocked and it's RAVE TIME.

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[MonkeyV]

Moderately clever, but you missed quite a lot of stuff, rendering this pretty contradictory and/or nonsensical in places -_-
C-

[keioss01]

I didn't know what to expect when I came in here...
LOL but when I read the first two sentences a little smile came on my face.
:D
10/10 for the effort
5/5 for being clever