Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Look at your sign up date!
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To get away from the hungry mother fuckers who wants to eat him!
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At 3/9/10 04:53 PM, bman200 wrote: Because he felt like it!
I'm gonna go with this.
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Because he's a fucking living thing an he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Lay off him, jesus.
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...to get to the other side.
I'm lame, I know.
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Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
to get to the dark side.
I'm not funny :(
Anyone who has the ability to take action, has the responsability to take action.- paraphrased from the Declaration of Independance.
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The statement below this is false.
The statement above this is true.
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At 7/22/10 12:44 PM, To-Kash wrote: Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
to get to the dark side.
I'm not funny :(
Ya that was pretty brutal.
"I don't got nothin'... but I'll give what I got"
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To go have sex with the OP's mother.
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The chicken crossed the road to kiss my fucking ass.
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to get away from the black people
sorry but it had to be said
if your life sucks why not just end it
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to get to a better thread.
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Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
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What was the chicken doing walking around in this first place? I would take it up with the owner of the coop, and tell him he should keep an eye on his chickens. Get a better lock for the coop. Maybe set up some sort of alarm. This is ridiculous. I have kids. Those things peck. I swear, if that chicken pecks my son, I'm going to give it the sharp end of my knife. Then I am going to sue this fucking chicken farmer for every penny he has. I'm sick of it.
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Because you touch yourself at night
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Because chickens are animals who don't know any better.
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At 7/22/10 02:08 PM, MXZ-SwordPrince wrote: Because you touch yourself at night
This is the answer.
/thread.
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to steal work from hard working americans
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I got monkeys in me!!!!
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Because he wanted to see new grounds.
Get it?
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To have sex with his wife on the other side!
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At 7/22/10 12:59 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: That's why.
That was fucking great.
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Mr. Gorbachov, TEAR DOWN THIS STREET! Tear it down now!
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To lay an egg.
Like everyone in this thread is doing.
You guys suck.
Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
You don't even want to know
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why did the farmer cross the road?
he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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