What is the single funniest time you saw a fly buzzing around on your roof, desk ect. and you thought what houshold items could be used in the killing of the damn fly!
My personel best kill was with a stapler nailed the thing right to the desk with it :D
Fucking slap the shit out of it.
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Top 2.
1 - The ancient art of the fan.
2 - There was a whole lot of flies on my window, so I used the vacuum hose on my vacuum cleaner.
a lighter and a can of air freshner/axe/bugspray
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A blowgun with poisoned darts.
Because the dart ten times it's mass moving hundreds of feet per second won't kill it, the adder or frog venom will.
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The funniest way is always to watch it die while flying.
Seriously, you see a fly flying then all of a sudden crash landing is really funny. It rarely happens, but when it does it looks hilarious.
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If you ever catch one in the freezer it goes unconcious in about 5 mins so tie a string around it and when it comes to fly off you can hold it back its almost as fun as ball in a cup
Put it in a stable relationship with another fly, make the new fly ask the other fly to a nice romantic dinner, and then the new fly will NEVER CALL THE OTHER FLY AGAIN.
I used to catch flies that seems to be attracted by the window when I was little. When I get it close to my fingers it tries to fly through the window. I then perform horrible experiments on it. Like one time I ripped off its wings and watch it walk. I was a horrible little bastard.
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At 7/21/10 10:38 PM, Esshole wrote: 2 - There was a whole lot of flies on my window, so I used the vacuum hose on my vacuum cleaner.
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Hands... I haven't killed a fly any other way..
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So I'm walking down the street, and here comes Santa blasting dubstep.
Usually flies get stuck at windows, so that's the best time to get them. Grab an empty plastic bottle and trap the fly inside, find a spider web, open the bottle with the opening towards the web, watch the fly go into the web and get instantly attacked by the spider. The flies completely give up once they hit the web, they know it's over.
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At 7/21/10 11:08 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote:At 7/21/10 10:38 PM, Esshole wrote: 2 - There was a whole lot of flies on my window, so I used the vacuum hose on my vacuum cleaner.I fucking love you.
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I'm going to admit I'm a sadist and I'm not ashamed of it so yeah. If you shoot a fly with a 1 joule 6mm bb gun it explodes and covers your curtains in guts
Also you could frame a rich succesful fly for the murders of the other flys so it loses everything and gets shanked in prision
I dunno about flies, but I just killed a wasp by throwing a book at it when it landed on the wall. It wasn't all that funny, but it was a pretty casual kill. Casual is better than humorous; makes you feel all manly and shit.
Put them in the freezer to make them sleepy and then glue them to things before they wake up.
I once smashed one with a frying pan. But the funniest way is to watch them get chased by cats. It's one of the best toys ever, in their opinion.
Catch it in a cup and put a top on it, replace the top with a different top that has a hole big enough for your dick, masturbate and cum on the fly and drown it in semen, stick the semen and the fly in your girlfriend's vagina (or boyfriend's asshole or computer's disc drive depending on your gay and/or nerd levels) and have her queef (or fart or laser scan) and watch the fly go shooting out along with your man load (or ruin your computer).
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Well, I never did this with a fly, but I punched a bees, then watch it slowly fall to the ground. I promptly stomp it, just as it reaches 1 inch above ground.
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At 7/21/10 11:23 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: Catch it in a cup...
wat.
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At 7/21/10 11:25 PM, andycastaneda wrote: Well, I never did this with a fly, but I punched a bees, then watch it slowly fall to the ground. I promptly stomp it, just as it reaches 1 inch above ground.
Bees aren't all that bad because they don't sting you unless they see you as a threat. Wasps, on the other hand, are just fucking vindictive and flies are just generally disgusting.
Spray them with deodrant and light it up! Its wings burn off and it gets all burnt up so it takes it a while to die.
I did this with an electrified fly swater. I killed a fly with it by shocking it and then brought it back to life by shocking it and then i shocked it until it singed.
also pull off a couple of flys wings and race em the winner lives and the rest get squashed.
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Flys are digusting and that is why we torture and kill them there i just justifyed my actions now you cant judge me
Only a manchild would derive pleasure from killing such an ineffectual organism.
At 7/21/10 11:34 PM, Fringey wrote: Jews are digusting and that is why we torture and kill them there i just justifyed my actions now you cant judge me
Shut the fuck up hitler
HEY FUCK YOU i said flys not jews there is a big difference. Im not looking for a fight so fuck right off if you think you can compare me to hitler you stupid fuck
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