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At 7/21/10 12:32 PM, Gagsy wrote: No way was that a dildo. I just cannot believe it.

gagsy..its a dildo.. a 4,000 year old dildo..

It looks like an ass dildo.

What if it broke while you used it?

Of course they found it in Sweden. Where else would women need to satisfy themselves due to the unsatisfactory performance of men? CERTAINLY NOT NORWAY, I SAY.

At 7/21/10 12:05 PM, Madnessfreak13 wrote: ancient cock joke

New meme?

I will put this through a historians standpoint:

Penises, especially erect penises, were thought to have mystical powers in many civilizations, ost notably the Greek. Travelers would often pay homage to herms of Hermes' penis before going on the road.

It's a bit of a jump to assume this was a sex toy and not some object used for fertility ceremonies. That's what I would guess it's for by looking at it.

I want the names and addresses of the people who touched that so I can go to their houses and make fun of them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:0007MA N-Herma.jpg

There's a pic. I almost forgot that.

It's an example of what I am talking about.

perfect pun
its a bone...r

But if it's carved from a dead animal's horn, does that make it beastiality?

and necrophilia?

Looks like he really was rock hard *Puts on sunglasses*
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wow that old

Looks pretty hard.

It's beautiful

Oh my...