Everybody, freak out!

[Lagerkapo]

I heard from this guy who sells me Crank that Obama's gonna sign a bill making being white illegal!

What are we gonna do?!?!?

[Gobblemeister]

Become black

Slappy knows the way, he shall be our scion in the darkness

[Painbringer]

Time to get lots of tanning oil and turn on the old sunlamp.

[DM692]

Crank was like a porno with some action in between.

[Vegemorph]

It was only a matter of time...

[Gagsy]

But but then half of Obama would be illegal.

[Ryanson]

Oh shit, Obama's black?

[ThePhantomGamer]

I highly doubt it.

[Lagerkapo]

At 7/21/10 01:52 AM, Gagsy wrote: But but then half of Obama would be illegal.

He gets the Hitler exception.

Adolf was 1/4 jewish.

No guys, seriously. We have to do something about this!

Someone get some chrome spinners, NOW!

[AtomicD00M]

Wait! How about Hispanics?

[Lagerkapo]

At 7/21/10 01:59 AM, AtomicD00M wrote: Wait! How about Hispanics?

No, they're the main workforce. White people just do the useless jobs like marketing.

[explodingbunnies]

At 7/21/10 01:52 AM, Gagsy wrote: But but then half of Obama would be illegal.

You fucking win. I love you.

Anyway, If being white were illegal that would cause one of two things.

1. Mass migration to europe and other white nations.
2. Second Civil War.

[Ryanson]

At 7/21/10 02:09 AM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 7/21/10 01:52 AM, Gagsy wrote: But but then half of Obama would be illegal.

You fucking win. I love you.

Back off bitch, she's miiiine.

Hey, remember when W. Bush decided to sign that bill outlawing blacks? This is so much like then!

[Figter]

There is nothing you can do! super obama will find you all.

[supersayinlink]

I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

[RoaringSnake]

At 7/21/10 01:52 AM, Gagsy wrote: But but then half of Obama would be illegal.

Yes. Once again, Gagsy, you win.

[Figter]

At 7/21/10 02:28 AM, supersayinlink wrote: I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

Is it to late for me to join the bombing? i can bring my own bombs

[supersayinlink]

At 7/21/10 02:32 AM, Figter wrote:

At 7/21/10 02:28 AM, supersayinlink wrote: I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

Is it to late for me to join the bombing? i can bring my own bombs

its never too late. ever.

[supermariobunny]

At 7/21/10 01:37 AM, Lagerkapo wrote: I heard from this guy who sells me Crank that Obama's gonna sign a bill making being white illegal!

What are we gonna do?!?!?

I'm not even a slight bit worried.

[Graduation]

I'm safe. My dad's hispanic.

[RobRob15]

Doesn't bother me as I do not live in the USA

[NewgroundsNation]

At 7/21/10 02:12 AM, ryanson209 wrote:

At 7/21/10 02:09 AM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 7/21/10 01:52 AM, Gagsy wrote: But but then half of Obama would be illegal.

You fucking win. I love you.

Back off bitch, she's miiiine.

Hey, remember when W. Bush decided to sign that bill outlawing blacks? This is so much like then!

No, you batch.

She's mine.

[Vinnyy]

But Obama is half white!

[Valjylmyr]

At 7/21/10 12:26 PM, VinnyXY wrote: But Obama is half white!

We'll have to saw him in half.

[nainodnarB]

Well, freak out unless you're black. If MJ was still alive, he'd probably have an exception. Anyway, I'm not white, I'm European... In the U.S.

[Wolfos]

and this is where Europe says: "go ask Africa, bitches!"

[To-Kash]

I'm dark enough. I'll be fine.

[SqueezyLemon]

Im gonna kill retarded racist people!

[schumaccercat]

What will happen to the simpsons?

MINFCKUCK!!

[Ryanson]

At 7/21/10 12:24 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: No, you batch.

She's mine.

Hellz nah. You wish, sunshine.