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Shikamarana
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Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 00:55:54 Reply

What's the best position to have sex in when you want a baby?


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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 00:56:16 Reply

Heterosexual.


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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 00:56:24 Reply

Let's experiment with each other and find out


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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 00:56:26 Reply

Vaginal intercourse position.

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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 00:58:40 Reply

Ignoring sarcastic posts, missionary.


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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 00:59:34 Reply

You need a girl first Shika. Kinda helps.


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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 01:00:08 Reply

please don't reproduce shika

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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 01:00:11 Reply

any position as long as you can reach the uterus.


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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 01:02:01 Reply

Anything in which the penis comes within six meters of the woman, according to Sex Ed. class.


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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 01:02:18 Reply

I'm gonna name the baby Gagsy. And then I'm gonna give it a toy dog and then take the toy dog away and then give it a bigger and better toy dog.


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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 01:03:03 Reply

Doggy style. Seriously. Missionary position is only effective if you don't enjoy it.

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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 01:06:43 Reply

At 7/20/10 01:03 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Doggy style. Seriously. Missionary position is only effective if you don't enjoy it.

Have to agree with Alchemist, though only because research has shown that there's a higher chance of getting pregnant that way.


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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 01:08:22 Reply

yeah ask over 1000 13-16 year olds about makin' babies right bravo!!!

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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 01:11:18 Reply

Management. You'll make enough money.

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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 01:11:26 Reply

Pee inside her. Then made babby formed.


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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 01:12:47 Reply

At 7/20/10 12:55 AM, Shikamarana wrote: What's the best position to have sex in when you want a baby?

Missonary, anything with the woman on bottom, and the penis having maximum penetration. Never have the woman on top if trying for pregnancy, as this may cause semen to slide down and out of the vagina.

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Response to Trying for a baby 2010-07-20 01:22:45 Reply

At 7/20/10 01:12 AM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: Missonary, anything with the woman on bottom, and the penis having maximum penetration. Never have the woman on top if trying for pregnancy, as this may cause semen to slide down and out of the vagina.

Of course! What goes up, Must come down. =3


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