drunk neighbor at 5.a.m.

[jds74]

so last night at about 5 A.M. I heard my door bell ring. I assumed it was my brother as he is out of town for his job and I thought maybe something had gone wrong. However, my mom is way ahead of me and she opens the door. From the top of the stairs where I was perched, I watch as my 20 year old neighbor walks in and heads towards the basement as if he lived there.

My mom stops him and says "uh, where are you going?"

"I live here!" He exclaimed.

My mom then proceeded to walk him out to the porch and close the door. He stood there for about a half hour, and even took a piss in our garden. Eventually my dad lead him home to his parents.

So now I ask you newgrounds, WHAT THE FUCK!
what would you do if this happened to you?

[Falonefal]

write about it on newgrounds *nod*

[Snuff]

Exploit him sexually

[m4x0]

You should have tricked him into giving you his money. A drunk man is a easy man to fool.

[slayer1029]

I'd hit him with a baseball bat, and throw him in the back of my truck.
...
Then I'd drive him across the street and deposit him on his lawn.

[gamekillereater]

You should've straightened him out with a buckshot, like the Texans do.

[jds74]

At 7/18/10 08:19 PM, gamekillereater wrote: You should've straightened him out with a buckshot, like the Texans do.

actually, I recently moved here and apparently when he did this to the last people that lived here they pulled a shotgun on him

[kazumazkan]

yes it has this drunk bastard that came to our house just came in with permission just sat on the couch started talking bull shit other. Problem was my dad wasnt there with us at the time sense he was working out of town(if he was he would of beat the shit out of him or kick out) my mom the got friend/neighbor son to come tell a lie to him so could leave

[THEREINOTHINGTOEAT]

Actually a similar thing happened to me.

Back when I lived in an apartment a lady who my brother thought was my cousin knocked on the door. He opened and it was a drunk prostitute looking woman who had pissed herself. She asked where the bedroom was and my mom guided her out. Later that night, I peeked out of the window and saw her laying on a car.

[Rockyusa]

You should had told him that he was on fire...
Comedic results ^_^ (or just set him on fire... even funnier!)

[TheCoatwearer]

Keep him captive until he becomes sober, and just mess with him until then.

[Ptero]

Tell him his house was repossessed and he is now homeless.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

Of course, he was drunk beyond belief. I've heard stories about drunks walking home and waking up to find that they're in the wrong house before.
It's not something I plan on doing in my life.

[LocoJoe]

At 7/18/10 08:19 PM, gamekillereater wrote: You should've straightened him out with a buckshot, like the Texans do.

Shotgun? Pfft we upgraded man here let me show you meet our new weapon of choice.

[BrandonXDD]

The same happened to me and a friend of mine. We walked into his house one night after we went bowling. Rolled in at about 2am and found one of his neighbors trying to cook food in his kitchen. needless to say we drove him home.

[ZagmenO]

What would I do? Have a fucking party with him, that's what!

[HollowedPumkinz]

At 7/18/10 08:24 PM, jds74 wrote:

At 7/18/10 08:19 PM, gamekillereater wrote: You should've straightened him out with a buckshot, like the Texans do.

actually, I recently moved here and apparently when he did this to the last people that lived here they pulled a shotgun on him

Yeah, if you're gonna fuck with anyone around here, you better be toting a fucking bullet proof vest or balls of steel.

[Darkefyre]

Poor guy. Didn't Robert Downey Junior do something like that when he was still doing drugs and that crap? Anyways, be sympathetic with anyone too wasted to realized what house he's going into. Smack him a couple of times with the nearest baseball bat, and then kindly escort him to his mother's house. He was/is (possiblity he has died of alcohol poisoning by now) probably the stupidest man in the neighborhood, and in medevil times would undoubtedly be noted as the village idiot, who people either took pity on or chased out of the neighborhood with torches and pitchforks. Your pick. ;)

[tox]

you could have should have fucked with him.

[TJR423]

A guy walked into my moms house once, and she tackled him. He was wasted.

I lol'd

[Cootie]

Probably grab the revolver and threaten to knock his nose of with it if he doesn't leave.

[RoaringSnake]

Get him out of the house like you did.

Then post about it.

[NerdLiife]

Sacked him as many times before he woke up. Drunks feel ALOT less pain *or so i hear*

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Man, drunk people never cease to amaze me. I don't see what the appeal of wasting money and going out to get fucked up only to regret it later. Maybe their lives are mundane or unfulfilled. I've seen drunk people do some pretty stupid things. That's pretty stupid though.