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Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 09:33:31 Reply

I think we all feel the effects of lagging in real life.

Even when we look at something it takes quite some time for the light to travel to us (yep, 1 x 10^-6) and not to mention the shit load of time it takes for our brains to compute wtf we're seeing...

Just wanted to share this


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 09:34:10 Reply

I lag in real life after sleep deprivation.


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 09:35:12 Reply

It's called a headrush, just stand up quickly when you don't expect it.


Just a thought...

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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 09:38:30 Reply

The rest of my life is now ruined due to this thought.
I swear I can feel my keyboard right after I actually touch it, but how will I ever know?

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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 09:40:36 Reply

I have known this since I was approximately ten years old, and therefore have concluded that our reflections in a mirror are actually slower than us.

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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 09:43:39 Reply

At 7/18/10 09:33 AM, Lorkas wrote: I think we all feel the effects of lagging in real life.

Even when we look at something it takes quite some time for the light to travel to us (yep, 1 x 10^-6) and not to mention the shit load of time it takes for our brains to compute wtf we're seeing...

Just wanted to share this

A second must be like a year for op.

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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 09:58:03 Reply

You mean as though life is Runescape?


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 10:05:25 Reply

Yeah,because our life server sucks!


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 10:06:09 Reply

I make a thought, tell my body to do something, then wait for whatever it is I want done to happen. That's lag for me. Sometimes I lag out for hours at a time, but hey, at least I've got something to blame it on.

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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 10:16:30 Reply

At 7/18/10 09:34 AM, Cericon wrote: I lag in real life after sleep deprivation.

Most defiantly this. When you've been up for a good 24 hours, and then your body either seems to go into overdrive and you get a burst of energy which only lasts an hour, or you've crashed and everything seems to be going so quickly around you, yet you're moving so slow.

That's a perfect example of lag in real life!

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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 10:23:31 Reply

At 7/18/10 10:06 AM, Lintire wrote: I make a thought, tell my body to do something, then wait for whatever it is I want done to happen. That's lag for me. Sometimes I lag out for hours at a time, but hey, at least I've got something to blame it on.

You need to stop smoking that shit.

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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 10:29:49 Reply

My ping is too high. What can I do?


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 10:47:16 Reply

At 7/18/10 10:29 AM, thenewbies wrote: My ping is too high. What can I do?

Turn off limewire god damnit

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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 10:48:29 Reply

We have terrible life servers.


Just chillin' like always.

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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 10:54:31 Reply

At 7/18/10 10:06 AM, Lintire wrote: I make a thought, tell my body to do something, then wait for whatever it is I want done to happen. That's lag for me. Sometimes I lag out for hours at a time, but hey, at least I've got something to blame it on.

I feel yah bro. Sometimes my mom will tell me to do something and my body takes like 2 days to get it done.

Weird related experience one time I was lying in bed after I just woke up and at first I was just seeing the wall and lamp and stuff but then the image of my mom just pooped in out of nowhere. Like it was taking my brain a while to process that my mom was there.


Cockz and whatnot

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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 11:14:40 Reply

At 7/18/10 10:29 AM, thenewbies wrote: My ping is too high. What can I do?

Get a better internet connection.


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 11:37:05 Reply

so that means I can attach a button to my brain that I can press so if I get shot I won't die?

XBOX refrence. :P

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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 11:44:17 Reply

At 7/18/10 10:16 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Too many characters in quote compared to mine fuck you

omg I'm so gonna lag when i fight from now on!


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 12:15:10 Reply

If i look at an analog clock, it'll take me a minute to compute the time.

FUCKING NOOB YOU CANT HOST.

Don't be STOOPID!

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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 12:32:51 Reply

like this guy? (start at 1:17)

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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 12:34:25 Reply

Old people lag in real life. And then after a while, they get disconnected.


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 12:44:03 Reply

At 7/18/10 09:35 AM, Upyourface wrote: It's called a headrush, just stand up quickly when you don't expect it.

Especially when you're drinking coffee in the hot sun. I actually collapsed after standing up. Common sense fail!


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 12:49:37 Reply

At 7/18/10 09:33 AM, Lorkas wrote: (yep, 1 x 10^-6)

Light travels at just about 300,000,000 m/s not 0.000001 m/s.


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 12:50:06 Reply

At 7/18/10 11:14 AM, Lorkas wrote:
At 7/18/10 10:29 AM, thenewbies wrote: My ping is too high. What can I do?
Get a better internet connection.

I'll try getting closer to a server.


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 12:51:13 Reply

At 7/18/10 12:49 PM, EvilJesus wrote:
At 7/18/10 09:33 AM, Lorkas wrote: (yep, 1 x 10^-6)
Light travels at just about 300,000,000 m/s not 0.000001 m/s.

I wrote the time it takes light to travel to your face from a reasonable distance, not its speed. I guess I should've made it more clear.


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 13:27:31 Reply

Well, you are 16. You are at a point in your life when your body is past the point of sugar rushes and booming with child like energy. Welcome to the beginning of the slow decline in energy of the rest of your life.


Late blooming is cool, because now I get to fuck all my enemies old girlfriends. So, in closing, suck my mutha fuckin dick yo.

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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 13:38:28 Reply

I thought you were going to make an obese people joke.


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 13:42:40 Reply

At 7/18/10 01:27 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Well, you are 16. You are at a point in your life when your body is past the point of sugar rushes and booming with child like energy. Welcome to the beginning of the slow decline in energy of the rest of your life.

Hello 10 years in a cubicle!


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 13:43:25 Reply

One time I went for a high five but I lagged and got stuck in a wall.


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Response to Lag in real life. 2010-07-18 13:44:45 Reply

At 7/18/10 01:42 PM, Lorkas wrote:
At 7/18/10 01:27 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Well, you are 16. You are at a point in your life when your body is past the point of sugar rushes and booming with child like energy. Welcome to the beginning of the slow decline in energy of the rest of your life.
Hello 10 years in a cubicle!

How come your profile says you are 16? And why are you posting here? Get back to work, slacker.


Late blooming is cool, because now I get to fuck all my enemies old girlfriends. So, in closing, suck my mutha fuckin dick yo.

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