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At 2/5/13 07:41 PM, selena wrote: dis one tyme i got a rager rigght at the mall!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omfg it waz hilariouss

bet they had to put some of these around the mall

the worst one would have to be when you friend is crying and hugging you and being all over you... and then your mind wanders off... ti doesn't even have to be just a friend, could be gf, wife, etc etc...
has it happened to me? yeah, one time my wife was crying over something on TV... and yeah... :3

I have a great story (age 13, 8th grade). I was in my social workers small office telling how my week was going which was bad. She's hot, 27 white, long blonde hair, thin and tall; so we were talking. Some how we're looking straight into each others eyes. I was sitting at a desk so my lap was unvisible. She saw that I looked uncomfortable and asked what's wrong. Of course I lied and said nothing. She told me that she is the social worker and I can tell her anything. So I told her I have a boner. She got up, locked the door and pulled the desk away from me. She stood right in front of me looking down with no expression and said "I know how to make that 6 inches feel better." She turned around 180° back towards me then gently sat down on it. I was burning inside but my hormoines wanted it. She said "Now what." I caressed her body while she gave me a lap dance (10min). She told me to use the restroom and when I got back she said "Now sit." My 6 in. shrunk; she got on her knees crawling towards me kneeled in between my legs. She pulled my zipper down and opened my underwear hole. My penis still hadn't grown yet. She put my entire penis inside her mouth and it started growing. She had then began to give me a blow job while I caressed her ass (10min). Afterwards to dry it she gave me a hand job which now made my penis immortal as she also scratched it gently with her nails. She took me to the nearest wall and grinded me good for a while I caressed her lower body (5min).

I was in the hallway of my high school when I saw fine looking group of girls which made me grow downstairs. I then joined the rest of the soccer team in the locker rooms. They were so fucking juvenile. I didn't live down having a boner in the boy's locker room for about two years.

Met sexy guy, recieve hug, blushed for ten minutes, and when I came to I realized I was hard.

...in gym class. In gym shorts.

I always felt like people could see it, so embarrassing.

At 5/12/13 03:00 AM, T3XT wrote:

...in gym class. In gym shorts.

That sounds just awful.

The most awkward one ive ever had was at my great grandmothers house some time ago , I was siting on the sofa ( couch ) and all of a sudden it just popped up , nobody noticed and tried my hardest to hide it , but then my mum said we had to go and I was like " Oh shit... " so I quickly had to walk out the room with a fully erect boner , I don't know if my great grandmother seen it but my mum definitely did , my mums the sort of mum who tells my friends all about stuff like that , and laughs and jokes about it with me.

First time i ever REALLY made out with my ex. I'd never had sex before. Nor had i ever really had my hands in places where I had my hands.

We were making out, and I got hard of course. And it wasn't embarrasing, but I was trying to keep my cool so to speak. I didn't want to cum in my pants or anything...and I didn't, but still. it was the first time we made out, I wasn't trying to fuck her right away you know.

It was awesome.

At 5/12/13 02:17 PM, LemonCrush wrote: First time i ever REALLY made out with my ex. I'd never had sex before. Nor had i ever really had my hands in places where I had my hands.

We were making out, and I got hard of course. And it wasn't embarrasing, but I was trying to keep my cool so to speak. I didn't want to cum in my pants or anything...and I didn't, but still. it was the first time we made out, I wasn't trying to fuck her right away you know.

I don't get why guys are embarrassed when they get hard from making out. To be honest I'd feel like shit if I could get a bf or someone hard while making out.