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At 8/2/10 05:07 AM, Arctic-Zone wrote:

At 7/20/10 12:46 AM, EZ98 wrote: Oh wow. You must be 10.

Oh wow. You must not understand that he was joking.

:)

At 7/18/10 02:25 PM, stosh1919 wrote:

At 7/18/10 01:44 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:

At 7/18/10 01:39 PM, omgdeletedmeowV2 wrote:

Also, 6 inches my ass.

Sorry to say, but some guys really are that small.

Thats actually above average size.

Average is like 5.6 inches I think

DDDDDDDAAAAMMMMNNN that's the average? I'd think it would be bigger....

In Australia, our Government dosen't pay for school buses so we have to catch public buses right.
I go to a private school and I have to share the over-crowded bus with hobos, pedos and worse of all, A bunch of public schoolers. (Including black kids)

The girls uniform at the public school has really SHORT skirts (Yes, in Australia we all have to wear uniforms) There was the hot girl sitting on a seat infront of me and I got this HUGE boner that ripped out of the zipper in my pants, When the bus stopped at my school, I had to stand up infront of the whole bus with my purple underwear sticking out of my pants really far... FUCK that was embarrassing...

I was only wearing purple underwear because I was short on pairs!

Once in primary school a kid got a boner in the change rooms.
He didn't know what is was and thought it was normal. He was talking to us and everything while everyone was trying to avoid his erect penis.

Me and all my friends, when we pop boners in front of girls, we mess around with em. we go "oh, you like that. want some more?" with a big ass smile it eases some of the tension.

I got a boner while having sex once.

Most embarrassing moment of my life.

One time I got a boner from looking at Tom Fulp. O_O

I had a boner one time on class.

Oddly enough, yesterday I forgot to take my medication, and my medication give me ED. So I normally don't get boners. But yesterday, while staring at this girl, I got this huge boner and my heart rate started going up a bunch. I felt something come out of my penis, and it turns out I creamed myself.

I'll never forget that moment.

It was like year ago. I was sitting in the Sanitary Room falling asleep because i spent last night drinking. So i had a very low bloodflow, adn was just falling asleep when a kid jumped in and said that there's a litte flood in the Gym room. I got up, and my blood flow increased.

Do you guys know why you always get boner when you get up? It's because you have faster blood flow, the blood goes to dick too, and you get a boner. So basicly i stood up, and had to hide a boner while fixing the leak in the pipes.

God fucking damnit.

When I found out about 9/11

At 11/10/10 01:42 AM, bruce3 wrote: When I found out about 9/11

Not cool dude, not cool.

Well I was in 8th grade in music playing hit man and I had a boner I was hiding it decently and my friend decided to hit me in the balls but when he tried he hit my boner and didn't get near my balls and he looked at me weird and said to me u have a bulge laughing hiding it failed after his attempt on hitting me

A chance to show off my 9 inch cock? Awkward?

Never.

the most awkward boner moment has to be when you get a boner hugging your girl friend (your friend that's a girl)

i only know because this has happened to me

now i have no friends

At 9/7/12 03:19 AM, devil5558 wrote: Well I was in 8th grade in music playing hit man and I had a boner I was hiding it decently and my friend decided to hit me in the balls but when he tried he hit my boner and didn't get near my balls and he looked at me weird and said to me u have a bulge laughing hiding it failed after his attempt on hitting me

Are you fucking serious? Your first post on the BBS was a necro-bump.
So that kind of make your post necrophilia.

At 9/7/12 08:30 AM, JulesGatz wrote: the most awkward boner moment has to be when you get a boner hugging your girl friend (your friend that's a girl)

i only know because this has happened to me

now i have no friends

I really feel sorry for you, Bush.

At 9/7/12 10:17 AM, DragenLatsabbInc wrote: I really feel sorry for you, Bush.

it's cool, dawg.

I'd get them all the time in highschool near the end of classes where I had to go to lunch or another class, why I have no idea, but it made it difficult to leave sometimes.

I can't really think of any really awkward times. I guess once in maths class (it was Algebra 1B, so it's full of retards), I was sitting at my desk minding my business one a random boner pops up for no reason. The guy in front of me somehow got to see it and asked "you got a boner foo'?" I denied it, but I don't think he believed me.

Other than that, I just get them randomly. Really annoying.

In 7th grade science we are reading of the body system and stuff like that there's this one section that has some vocabulary words like penis, semen, sperm, anus, and vagina. Everyone starts cracking up when we read that section

I've had plenty of boners popped during the wrong time, but I distinctly remember one of my PE teachers popping a boner in his gym shorts. He just stood there proud with his pole erect and saluting. A few of my class members, including myself, couldn't stop laughing.

The moment where you are in a water park and all of the sudden you get a raging boner.

During my prom dance, I got like a half boner... It was only half, so there was no tent, but it definitely slightly poked her, and I felt super awkward and embarrassed since she was such a nice girl and all. Felt like a pig...

Weirdest boner I remember getting was when I was about 6 years old, I had just taken a piss, and was washing my hands. I normally liked to sit with the cold water running over my hands for like 10 minutes (I still do the same, but with hot water), and as I did so I was thinking about turtles and mysteriously popped a boner.

Haven't gotten a turtle boner since then though, so I like to think I'm normal...

At 7/17/10 11:14 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: What's the most awkward moment you've gotten a boner?

Funeral.

So this one time, in 8th grade, it was science class and I sat next to this really FINE ass girl, she was sexy as FUCK but she didn't see me in that SPECIAL type of way and CAPS and we used to joke around SEXUALLY like she would rub my LEG and I would just take the shit because it fueled my fap time once I got home but anyway, this one day she rubs my leg and says some perverted shit like I'd so FUCK you, which to this day makes me fucking angry because I knew it wasn't TRUE but I only WISH it was, FUCK, and I got a boner, luckily no one saw. BUT THANKS TO THIS FUCKING science TEACHER, he was giving a display of an experiment from WAY across the ROOM and asked everyone to MOVE over THERE. Everyone gets up and moves to that area and I'm sitting there sweating like a FUCK, thinking FUCK. So after everyone moves to his desk, faced away from me, I get up and I start to do the gorilla walk with my ass like kinda outwards hoping that wouldn't arouse suspicion, looking BACK I think that shit was STUPID, as if they would see me walking like a FUCKING primate and think, "Oh well he is obviously normal." Anyway, I start to slowly walk over to the desk and one of my friends starts to LAUGH at me, no one turns around to see what he is laughing at, THANKFULLY, but yeah, my male friend saw my ERECT penis through my pants. AWKWARD.

No reason chub turned into a lethal hard on right before I had to get up for an oral presentation at school. Bit of stalling and flipping it under the waistband of the briefs and I was good to go.