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one time i got hard while murdering a family of 5. oh wait, i always get hard when doing that...

At 7/19/10 12:14 PM, sixstring98 wrote: one time i got hard while murdering a family of 5. oh wait, i always get hard when doing that...

You whack off whilst brutally murdering people? Cool.. i guess..

I can't, since I'm a girl.

Oh wait.

At 7/18/10 12:08 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Do you guys wan2 know what a boner is? I can tell you because I just lerned today what a bonner is.

It is when your penis becomes so pumped that it actually becomes HARD (liek a bone).

Oh wow. You must be 10.

you can tell when the worlds f*cked when boys dont know what a boner is.

When in high school, i got a boner in the gym class.

It was so embarrassing...we had a session where the girls and boys were together, and i was privately thinking of one of the girls when i was asked to stand in front of everyone for a demonstration...

...anyway, being in shorts, there was no way i could hide the boner. I stood up and covered the bulge with my hand, which EVERYONE caught up to and started laughing.

I was soooo embarrassed!

I got a boner once in the P.E vagina inspection.

Wait, what?

I got a boner when this female docter was checking my junk to make sure it wasn't messed up

i was watching wrestling and i saw hulk hogan vs. an actor that looked like him, and when i got up to leave i saw my friend outside and i got pumped and tackled him...... with a full on boner pretty strange this was like when i was 17? i think

Weird.

I have one now...

I heard as men we have the birth right to get boners anywhere and anytime we want

i got one when i was in lunch try covering it up when you standing

At 7/19/10 12:14 PM, sixstring98 wrote: one time i got hard while murdering a family of 5. oh wait, i always get hard when doing that...

YES YES YALL

At 7/18/10 12:56 AM, Lagerkapo wrote: PENIS TAN LINE

Ho-Ly-Shit... Maybe not the most awkward boner... but it certainly had an awkward result

I am glad to say I've never got a boner at the doctor. The thought "Don't get a boner, don't get a boner" gets in my head every time I get a physical.

At 7/20/10 10:02 PM, MrFlopz wrote: I am glad to say I've never got a boner at the doctor. The thought "Don't get a boner, don't get a boner" gets in my head every time I get a physical.

LMAO, well I guess I'm not alone then.

well...i once got a boner while wrestling my distant cuz an yea it led to some things, then her brother walked in....

On ecstasy that has viagra cut in it, doin' your thang, talking to everyone and walking everywhere with a boner, fuck yeah.

HEY GUYS GET THIS

I once got a boner during my sex change operHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAohgoddoyoulovemeyet

My bf got a boner in the back of my Dad's car when we were 16, I just whispered in his ear "Shhhhhhh" and opened his pants then rubbed ii down, I had to swallow it all in the end though because my Dad had fabric seats.

At 7/17/10 11:14 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: What's the most awkward moment you've gotten a boner?

>Erection All Day
>Had to masturbate 3 times
>3/10 looks

WHAT FUCK

At 7/18/10 01:39 PM, omgdeletedmeowV2 wrote:

At 7/17/10 11:21 PM, jasonv3 wrote: To be honest Since I hit my growth spurt (8 months ago) I got erections all the tiem....etc...

Excuse me, but do you happen to be 12 years old?
Also, 6 inches my ass.

im 14 and a half

in front of an uglyass teacher

At 7/23/10 08:06 AM, ghostdude69 wrote: in front of an uglyass teacher

. . . When she asks you to get up. And stand in fronmt of the whole class.

At 7/23/10 09:22 AM, chubzilla100 wrote:

At 7/23/10 08:06 AM, ghostdude69 wrote: in front of an uglyass teacher

. . . When she asks you to get up. And stand in fronmt of the whole class.

full of hot-ass irls who give you even bigger bboners and then the gossip girls tell everyone about it.

At 7/20/10 12:46 AM, EZ98 wrote:

At 7/18/10 12:08 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Do you guys wan2 know what a boner is? I can tell you because I just lerned today what a bonner is.

It is when your penis becomes so pumped that it actually becomes HARD (liek a bone).

Oh wow. You must be 10.

Oh wow. You must not understand that he was joking.