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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-19 12:11:36

what the dick is a boner hummmmphj

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-19 12:14:22

one time i got hard while murdering a family of 5. oh wait, i always get hard when doing that...


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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-19 12:15:42

At 7/19/10 12:14 PM, sixstring98 wrote: one time i got hard while murdering a family of 5. oh wait, i always get hard when doing that...

You whack off whilst brutally murdering people? Cool.. i guess..


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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 00:36:11

At 7/19/10 12:15 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote:
At 7/19/10 12:14 PM, sixstring98 wrote: one time i got hard while murdering a family of 5. oh wait, i always get hard when doing that...
You whack off whilst brutally murdering people? Cool.. i guess..

Some people are into guro. It's a strange fetish...

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 00:39:31

I can't, since I'm a girl.

Oh wait.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 00:46:52

At 7/18/10 12:08 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Do you guys wan2 know what a boner is? I can tell you because I just lerned today what a bonner is.

It is when your penis becomes so pumped that it actually becomes HARD (liek a bone).

Oh wow. You must be 10.


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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 10:52:08

you can tell when the worlds f*cked when boys dont know what a boner is.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 11:18:57

When in high school, i got a boner in the gym class.

It was so embarrassing...we had a session where the girls and boys were together, and i was privately thinking of one of the girls when i was asked to stand in front of everyone for a demonstration...

...anyway, being in shorts, there was no way i could hide the boner. I stood up and covered the bulge with my hand, which EVERYONE caught up to and started laughing.

I was soooo embarrassed!


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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 11:20:42

I got a boner once in the P.E vagina inspection.

Wait, what?

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 11:24:05

I got a boner when this female docter was checking my junk to make sure it wasn't messed up

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 11:31:00

i was watching wrestling and i saw hulk hogan vs. an actor that looked like him, and when i got up to leave i saw my friend outside and i got pumped and tackled him...... with a full on boner pretty strange this was like when i was 17? i think


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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 14:33:32

Weird.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 20:48:39

I have one now...


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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 20:50:11

I heard as men we have the birth right to get boners anywhere and anytime we want


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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 20:59:39

At 7/20/10 11:24 AM, ghostdude69 wrote: I got a boner when this female docter was checking my junk to make sure it wasn't messed up

That's why I prefer female doctors. I once got a physical, and the doctor was a guy, and I got a hard-on when inspecting for a hernia. From then on, I always get a female doctor to inspect me.

It actually makes me harder to have a female doctor inspecting my body, but at least I have a good excuse for when I get that boner.

Those chick doctors always blush. It's pretty funny.
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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 21:38:04

i got one when i was in lunch try covering it up when you standing


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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 21:41:14

At 7/19/10 12:14 PM, sixstring98 wrote: one time i got hard while murdering a family of 5. oh wait, i always get hard when doing that...

YES YES YALL


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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 21:47:47

At 7/18/10 12:56 AM, Lagerkapo wrote: PENIS TAN LINE

Ho-Ly-Shit... Maybe not the most awkward boner... but it certainly had an awkward result

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-20 22:02:27

I am glad to say I've never got a boner at the doctor. The thought "Don't get a boner, don't get a boner" gets in my head every time I get a physical.


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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-22 01:03:58

At 7/20/10 10:02 PM, MrFlopz wrote: I am glad to say I've never got a boner at the doctor. The thought "Don't get a boner, don't get a boner" gets in my head every time I get a physical.

LMAO, well I guess I'm not alone then.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-22 01:51:35

well...i once got a boner while wrestling my distant cuz an yea it led to some things, then her brother walked in....

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-22 01:52:35

On ecstasy that has viagra cut in it, doin' your thang, talking to everyone and walking everywhere with a boner, fuck yeah.


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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-22 02:32:00

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-22 02:42:47

My bf got a boner in the back of my Dad's car when we were 16, I just whispered in his ear "Shhhhhhh" and opened his pants then rubbed ii down, I had to swallow it all in the end though because my Dad had fabric seats.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-22 03:02:05

At 7/17/10 11:14 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: What's the most awkward moment you've gotten a boner?

>Erection All Day
>Had to masturbate 3 times
>3/10 looks

WHAT FUCK

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-22 23:08:13

At 7/18/10 01:39 PM, omgdeletedmeowV2 wrote:
At 7/17/10 11:21 PM, jasonv3 wrote: To be honest Since I hit my growth spurt (8 months ago) I got erections all the tiem....etc...
Excuse me, but do you happen to be 12 years old?
Also, 6 inches my ass.

im 14 and a half


lol

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-23 08:06:40

in front of an uglyass teacher

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-23 09:22:55

At 7/23/10 08:06 AM, ghostdude69 wrote: in front of an uglyass teacher

. . . When she asks you to get up. And stand in fronmt of the whole class.


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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-07-28 10:01:30

At 7/23/10 09:22 AM, chubzilla100 wrote:
At 7/23/10 08:06 AM, ghostdude69 wrote: in front of an uglyass teacher
. . . When she asks you to get up. And stand in fronmt of the whole class.

full of hot-ass irls who give you even bigger bboners and then the gossip girls tell everyone about it.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? 2010-08-02 05:07:31

At 7/20/10 12:46 AM, EZ98 wrote:
At 7/18/10 12:08 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Do you guys wan2 know what a boner is? I can tell you because I just lerned today what a bonner is.

It is when your penis becomes so pumped that it actually becomes HARD (liek a bone).
Oh wow. You must be 10.

Oh wow. You must not understand that he was joking.


ahaha god damnit i'm here.

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