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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 11:08 AM Reply

At 7/17/10 11:22 PM, Civilnotice wrote: P.E. penis inspection.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 11:23 AM Reply

At 7/18/10 09:44 AM, ghostdude69 wrote: Okay almost EVERY morning i get a HUGE boner i mean so big my pants rise like 2 inches above my ankles. and it takes me a few minutes to realize it and if i try to push it up it goes back to sticking out. and it only happens in loose clothes.

Hey dumbass.
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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 11:34 AM Reply

even girls? but no its HHUUGGEE

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 01:34 PM Reply

At 7/18/10 11:04 AM, Domo wrote:
At 7/17/10 11:22 PM, Civilnotice wrote: I got a boner once in grade school during a P.E. penis inspection.
who hasn't had that happen to them

Well, uh, I haven't. I really tried, but I just couldn't get a boner that day.

Oh, another one. I remember climbing the rope in P.E. class. I'm sure every guy knows how bonerific climbing the rope is. Anyways, I was the first one that had to climb the rope in my class. I didn't know what was going on in my pants (I was concentrating on going down the rope. You know, when you're a kid that has to climb down the rope, you don't want to let go). Anyways, after I finally made it to the ground, some brat girl (because they're not bitches until they're older) pointed at my boner and everyone saw.

Even the P.E. teacher saw it. And he laughed with all the kids.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 01:37 PM Reply

At 7/18/10 01:34 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:
At 7/18/10 11:04 AM, Domo wrote:
At 7/17/10 11:22 PM, Civilnotice wrote: I got a boner once in grade school during a P.E. penis inspection.
who hasn't had that happen to them
Well, uh, I haven't. I really tried, but I just couldn't get a boner that day.

Oh, another one. I remember climbing the rope in P.E. class. I'm sure every guy knows how bonerific climbing the rope is. Anyways, I was the first one that had to climb the rope in my class. I didn't know what was going on in my pants (I was concentrating on going down the rope. You know, when you're a kid that has to climb down the rope, you don't want to let go). Anyways, after I finally made it to the ground, some brat girl (because they're not bitches until they're older) pointed at my boner and everyone saw.

Even the P.E. teacher saw it. And he laughed with all the kids.

wow dude, you must really ahte your dick to have this many stories! lets lop it off! lol but really, bitches is always bitches, i knew a bitch in kindergarten! also rope? wtf? ive never been to a school wiht a rope to climb, i thought that shit was only in movies!


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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 01:39 PM Reply

At 7/17/10 11:21 PM, jasonv3 wrote: To be honest Since I hit my growth spurt (8 months ago) I got erections all the tiem....etc...

Excuse me, but do you happen to be 12 years old?
Also, 6 inches my ass.


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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 01:44 PM Reply

At 7/18/10 01:39 PM, omgdeletedmeowV2 wrote:
Also, 6 inches my ass.

Sorry to say, but some guys really are that small.

At 7/18/10 01:37 PM, inuyasha5114 wrote:
also rope? wtf? ive never been to a school wiht a rope to climb, i thought that shit was only in movies!

Seriously? I thought every elementary school had at least a rope to climb. The roof over the gym was pretty high (for a kid to climb), must have been about 3 floors high.

I'm sorry that you never got to experience the joy that is climbing the rope.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 02:25 PM Reply

At 7/18/10 01:44 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:
At 7/18/10 01:39 PM, omgdeletedmeowV2 wrote:
Also, 6 inches my ass.
Sorry to say, but some guys really are that small.

Thats actually above average size.

Average is like 5.6 inches I think
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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 03:00 PM Reply

In my middle shcool they gave you these gay ass absketball shorts and you couldnt get a baner because the rope sawd your legs in half.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 03:20 PM Reply

At 7/18/10 03:00 PM, ghostdude69 wrote: In my middle shcool they gave you these gay ass absketball shorts and you couldnt get a baner because the rope sawd your legs in half.

Must have been a ball killer.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 03:22 PM Reply

cant telll you how many times that rope nearly sawed my sack off

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 04:01 PM Reply

At 7/18/10 03:22 PM, ghostdude69 wrote: cant telll you how many times that rope nearly sawed my sack off

So many times that you're now sterile? If that were the case, I'd sue the shit out of that school.

Nothing is going to come between me and my balls without getting scorched.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 04:12 PM Reply

In front of your 2 step sisters while there changing and they notice


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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 04:24 PM Reply

i was sitting to me best friend of course shes a girl and i got a boner and she staired at it and said nice boner and she moved away!!!

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 04:59 PM Reply

At 7/18/10 04:24 PM, re4boy wrote: i was sitting to me best friend of course shes a girl and i got a boner and she staired at it and said nice boner and she moved away!!!

So, she was impressed at your boner? Did you have the balls to ask her out?

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 05:05 PM Reply

during cavity searches


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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 06:26 PM Reply

Skinny dipping.

Felt so bad for my friend.


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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 06:33 PM Reply

At 7/18/10 04:01 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:
At 7/18/10 03:22 PM, ghostdude69 wrote: cant telll you how many times that rope nearly sawed my sack off
So many times that you're now sterile? If that were the case, I'd sue the shit out of that school.

Nothing is going to come between me and my balls without getting scorched.

almost ssterile, and the onlything that can come between me and the boys in blue, is a ass girl.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 10:49 PM Reply

lukilly for all the ladies, mr pokey and his pals are still workin!!

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 10:55 PM Reply

I was in school. I swear, 10% of those days I had a boner, and 50% of those involved standing.


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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 10:57 PM Reply

I get 'em in church all the time, but I had to do a presentation of this internship I had and in this one picture with this lady I had a boner and I was like WTTTFTFTFFF


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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 18th, 2010 @ 11:06 PM Reply

At 7/18/10 11:01 PM, Xyphon202 wrote: Ok, hear me out guys. I was on NG, and I saw a topic called "Awkward boner moments?" and there were a bunch of boner stories. And guess what!! I got a boner from it! =D

Hey me too!! wonder wy

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 12:44 AM Reply

At 7/18/10 11:01 PM, Xyphon202 wrote: Ok, hear me out guys. I was on NG, and I saw a topic called "Awkward boner moments?" and there were a bunch of boner stories. And guess what!! I got a boner from it! =D

Nah, I have way too many boner stories to tell, but I always wear jeans so theyre fine.

Please tell some of the funniest ones.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 12:47 AM Reply

Hur Der Der I just like putting my hands in my pockets at time where it is inconvenient for me, such as when I'm carrying something in my other hand. Ugh. I hate this shit.


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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 12:51 AM Reply

P.E. penis inspection? Did you have to do all activities in the nude too? I bet they measured the length and girth and they made you all circle jerk too. The boy who had a penis that was 7 inches long and slightly over 2 inches wide won a prize for penis perfection that looked like a golden cock of the same size studded with diamonds for her please.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 01:06 AM Reply

I was at a stock car race once, (not NASCAR, you stupid fucks) and I popped a boner in front of my friend.
I was sitting down so he didn't see it, but it kept trying to get out so I had to keep readjusting my shorts. He probably noticed that. And there was a visible lump too.

I got boners in school a lot too. And then I would have to stand up.

I don't think anybody noticed though..

Lol.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 09:36 AM Reply

At 7/19/10 01:06 AM, TJR423 wrote:
I got boners in school a lot too. And then I would have to stand up.

all the time like 60% of the time.
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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 11:12 AM Reply

At 7/19/10 09:36 AM, ghostdude69 wrote:
At 7/19/10 01:06 AM, TJR423 wrote:
I got boners in school a lot too. And then I would have to stand up.
all the time like 60% of the time.
NASCAR sucks

Yes, watching a bunch of rednecks drive around in a circle some 500 times is rather hawt.


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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 11:48 AM Reply

F1 is better, the only reason i GLIMPSE at nascar is to see a crash, and thats it.

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Response to Awkward boner moments? Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 12:10 PM Reply

At 7/18/10 06:36 AM, PoloPancake wrote:
At 7/18/10 12:27 AM, dathmaster wrote: I'm not allowed to get boners or all the blood in my body will go to my penis and I'll die
Only story that made me giggle.

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