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the really obvious ones that wont go away no matter what.

Let me play out this scenario:

"Please stand for O' Canada"

* Class Rises*

O' Canada...
Our home and native ERECTION

True story:

One time in computer lab in... 7th grade? I was at the teachers computer in front because she liked me and such, and there's this kid in the aisle perpindicular to me talking to me. He's been talking to me for several minutes, when I notice a chill breeze in my groin area.

I look down and my dick POPPED OUT OF MY ZIPPER, half hard, and this kid hasn't even NOTICED.

I discretely put it away and continue talking.

At least I don't think he noticed...

But that shit DID happen. Now that I think of it, I handled it really well by NOT freaking out or locking up or anything.

Well, I tend to get "Morning stiffness", if you know what I mean, and imagine how hard it is to hide it.

The most awkward place is always in school. There were always girls wearing stretch pants that were skin tight so it was bound to happen from time to time in my young teen years. Just any random sexual thing that would happen would give me a boner and it would take a while to go away. Good thing you sit in chairs in class.

At 7/18/10 03:58 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:

At 7/18/10 03:56 AM, Lagerkapo wrote:

I look down and my dick POPPED OUT OF MY ZIPPER, half hard, and this kid hasn't even NOTICED.

If you were to shove it into his mouth, he would've stopped talking to you.

Yeah, but you know how sometimes you can tell that they just REALLY want it and it's off putting?

Yeah.

I walk around walmart with a boner all the time. Good times man.

At 7/18/10 04:06 AM, RockwellJB wrote: I walk around walmart with a boner all the time. Good times man.

Wal-Mart? Ewww. Most of the people in there are the kind of people who are so ugly you would lose your boner.

The most awkward ones for me are the ones I notice afterwards because I don't want to peer down at my dick in mid-conversation.

You know, I have to say that there's something not only gratifying, but productive to come of walking around with your package sticking out.

Everyone knows that guy who walks around with a pitched tent all day trying to make you uncomfortable with it. And everyone knows they just wish THEY had the balls to whip it out all day long and shove it in people's faces.

I knew a guy in high school with a LEGITIMATE 11" penis who pulled it out almost every day and tricked people into looking at it. It was funny as hell. He literally got *almost* everyone to just call him God.

And all it was was confidence. He was no different than the rest of us.

I bet a lot of guys get real far in the world that way...

At 7/18/10 04:16 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Oh it was one of those? I'm sorry to hear that. Here's another story, although it's not as long. I was at a family reunion, and a very, very distant cousin who was hot as shit gave me a hug. She was wearing a sexy perfume, and I got blue balls that day. Shit sucked hard. It was even worse when my family saw my boner.

The worst part was that her boyfriend saw it. He's a total douchebag, because he won't ever let me forget it.

Ouch. Nothing like being indicted as a possible incestuous one. Except lusting secretly after your cousin...

Luls

It was in year 7 and i was just becoming friends with these two girls (one small and the other pretty tall)
so i was sitting down at recess and the girls come up to me and out of nowhere the smaller one sits on my lap and the other one takes a picture, it was amazing.

unfortunately a few days later i go to the gym (because we had PE) and the girls were looking at cellphone with a group of other students, now i didnot see the picture im positive that it was the one she took a few days prior (but i cant remember if i was hard during the event)

that was a better time, a year later the tall one moved to a different school and the smaller one rarely talks to me anymore.
these girls were my only real friends (or even girlfriends) and now neither of them want to be with me, i hate school now and i dont think i can face going back on tuesday.

At 7/18/10 12:27 AM, dathmaster wrote: I'm not allowed to get boners or all the blood in my body will go to my penis and I'll die

Only story that made me giggle.

This one time, I got a boner and....
Oh hang on no I didn't, I'm a girl.

This thread is hilarious XD.
Seeing how I've no story of my own, that I remember of, I'll atleast say that Street Boners suck, however, usually I wear baggy clothers, so it's all hidden.

I hope

These past few days I've been leaving my bedroom door open to get a bit of circulation and relief from the heat. It's happened three times now, I wake up in the morning as usual, but it takes me a bit of time to realise, the covers are usually mostly off me, I look down and I have a steam ship looking for land right out of the slit in my boxers - with my bedroom door wide open. Not very cool since the kitchen is opposite my door and anybody can walk past or look in my room. I have since started to wear shorts.

Anytime why you're at a beach/bathing place and lying on your stoamach trying to get that perfect tan, when suddenly not only do you got a boner, you also have to pee real bad.

It's called RBS (Random Boner Syndrome) and it happens to everyone, so don't worry about it.

At 7/18/10 09:02 AM, gingermagicman wrote: It's called RBS (Random Boner Syndrome) and it happens to everyone, so don't worry

Evin gurls?

Durhurhur

At 7/17/10 11:33 PM, LeroyJ wrote: I had a boner one time during intercourse. It was really awkward and embarrassing, I still haven't lived that down.

EPIC!
i feel so sorry for you bro!

Okay almost EVERY morning i get a HUGE boner i mean so big my pants rise like 2 inches above my ankles. and it takes me a few minutes to realize it and if i try to push it up it goes back to sticking out. and it only happens in loose clothes.

At 7/18/10 10:14 AM, daethdrain wrote: At home I always walk around with boners sometimes they accedently pop out if I'm wearing boxers.
I remember I was playing GTA4 and I had I raging boner and some of my mom's freinds walked in while I was furiosly scratching at it then it poped out and they were staring at it wide eyed and all

I wasn't at a strip club though

thats frikkin hilarious

At 7/17/10 11:22 PM, Civilnotice wrote: I got a boner once in grade school during a P.E. penis inspection.

who hasn't had that happen to them