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To be honest Since I hit my growth spurt (8 months ago) I got erections all the tiem school train home but my penis was too little enrict for anyone too notice unless they were looking.But now if I get enricted it pops out im about near 6 inches so yea.But the weridest was when I was just chilling with friends and I got a boner out of nowhere,They didn't contact me for about a week and a half.

I got a boner once in grade school during a P.E. penis inspection.

i was wearing basketball shorts and my (guy) therapist was talking to me. I got a boner and had to sit cross-legged the whole time.

I had a boner one time during intercourse. It was really awkward and embarrassing, I still haven't lived that down.

I once got hard in such an awkward position it felt as though my dick was trying to bust through the zipper, as if it wanted to get out. And considering the view down there, I wouldn't blame it.

I was talking to a girl I was interested in while laying on a bed. If you've ever seen a skinny white boy try to fight his dick back into his pants during because it's attempting to escape, you'll know it can look pretty awkward.

And it was :S

Once this guy was pounding my ass, he went to give me the reach around. . .

and I had a boner.
ON 9/11!

I got a boner right when I had to get off the bus. It was great.

That story seems too funny to be true my friend? Sure nothing ain't a little exaggerated?

I always seem to get a raging erection about five minutes before the break in my History class.
Which sucks, because I always wear basket ball shorts to that class, since it's so fucking hot in there.

For some reason, if I'm lying down on a hotel bed, I get a boner. I don't understand it. Its not a morningwood thing, it'll just be like CHAZAM! a few minutes after I'm laying there. And its one of those god damn immortal ones, that doesn't go away for flippin hours. So I just always have to lay on hotel beds in a strange way to hide it if anyone's around.

Hahahahaha funny stuff.... I don't remember having any akward boners ..... I think :/

At 7/17/10 11:41 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:

At 7/17/10 11:36 PM, Yukin wrote: That story seems too funny to be true my friend? Sure nothing ain't a little exaggerated?

Nope. It's 100% true. I wish I was exaggerating. Tell me about your boner experiences. No Homo or anything.

Well mine is really bad or anything. Here's how my story is like. My class, and some other classes we're returning from a school field trip from a university. So we were taking public transit, and were currently on the bus. So I was lucky enough to get a seat, since we pretty much filled the bus. So this one girl (with a big ass i might say) didnt wanna stand up so she just said "Im to tired im sitting on ur lap". So she sits down and then her other friend, decides to sit on top of her whos on top of me. So I got two chicks on top me for about 10minutes. Her ass was really cumfy I might add so it really cushoined out the weight. So like you I got a huge boner, and I know she felt it, I saw her look back at me, but she just ignored it the whole ride. Yeah thats my story.

At 7/18/10 12:10 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:

At 7/18/10 12:04 AM, Yukin wrote: Two bitches sat on my lap

Interesting. Sounds like an awesome time. Was either girl hot? How long ago was that?

Well the initial chick who sat on me, her bod is great but her face not so much, shes like a 7/10 (wouldnt date her though), and the other chick bout the opposite, except for great legs, (so she has a great face), so same 7/10. That was like in May. What I forgot to mentions is that a girl who rejected me earlier on in the year was awkwardly across from us, and she was trying not to face us. Awwww yeah. Revenge is sweet

One time i was just making out with my friend, minding our own business, then I god a boner.

But that was okay, because I got to put it in his ass that night.

And it was Stem.

I'm not allowed to get boners or all the blood in my body will go to my penis and I'll die

arite, i used to do freestyle skiing, and a big part of our training was on the trampoline. We were at the training center and taking turns bouncing and doing our shiz. Somehow my mind wandered and i started thinking about sex with ladies and i popped this pretty intense boner. Next thing i know, coach goes "mikey, you're up". Not realizing the irony of this until later, i freak out and try to remove boner as fast as possible with thoughts of lemonparty and tubgirl. It's no hope. I've got sweat pants on, and my penoire is totally fucking sticking out and i bounce anyway. My whole team can see it and my coach starts laughing at me. It sucked pretty bad.

oh i have another story.

This friend of mine used to spend band class seeing how many textbooks he could lift with his boner. He'd tap us on the shoulder and say "Hey guys... look!" and be lifting 2 or 3. The guy is a fucking animal.

At 7/17/10 11:34 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:

At 7/17/10 11:33 PM, LeroyJ wrote: I had a boner one time during intercourse. It was really awkward and embarrassing, I still haven't lived that down.

Don't lie. I know you loved it.

Fine, I loved every minute of it. I have no shame!

At 7/18/10 12:45 AM, LeroyJ wrote:

At 7/17/10 11:34 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote:

At 7/17/10 11:33 PM, LeroyJ wrote: I had a boner one time during intercourse. It was really awkward and embarrassing, I still haven't lived that down.

Don't lie. I know you loved it.

Fine, I loved every minute of it. I have no shame!

Twelve seconds is not a minute.

At 7/18/10 12:46 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: Twelve seconds is not a minute.

Neither is 8.

I see what you did thar.

Well,

So I was home alone today
the sun was shining (which is very rare in our country) and I had nothing to do...

so I said to myself, I'm gonna relax naked in the garden (cause nobody was home anyway) and I fell asleep and after 3 hours I woke up

I got burned, but that's not the stupid part... while I was sleeping I had a wet dream, so I slept with an erected penis the whole time and now I've got this on my belly

7th grade...
during gym one of said bitchy but hot girls was in there, and she was wearing a very short pair of shorts...
She did a high kick and i got to see her shaven "beaver", if you will

A boner in the boys locker room is quite looked down upon

Hmmm well I normally can tuck mine up into my waistband where nobody can really notice mine, so no embarrassment so far. But, I know feel the need to tease you because you got a raging boner because a fat girl sat in your lap. Shame shame.

i was in spanish class and i had some kahkis on, and i had a boner and ten the guy nextto me looks down and says ew what the hell is that lump in your pants