Women accidently shoots husband

[naronic]

i know old news is old but seriously wow

A woman accused in the shooting death of her common-law husband told police her gun accidentally fired while they were playing a game of "dirty cowboy" during sexual foreplay, a Harris County prosecutor said.

Deborah Yvette Parker, 38, is charged with manslaughter and being a felon in possession of a firearm, court records show. She remains in the Harris County Jail on bail totaling $60,000.

Parker is accused of recklessly causing the death of her longtime companion, Broderick Craig Crachian, 58, at the couple's apartment in the 2700 block of Lorraine on June 30.

[Prinzy2]

Did she shove it up his ass or something?

[SailorSpic]

I think you mean "WOMAN accidently shoots husband". See 'women' is the plural form of 'woman'. Therefore you're stupid.

[Onepiece285]

The fact that scares me is that the guy was 20 years older than her.

[HarryFeltersnach]

Well, Frank. Looks like she "shot his wad"

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

[bruce3]

At 7/12/10 11:04 PM, HarryFeltersnach wrote: Well, Frank. Looks like she "shot his wad"

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

You win

[ifureadthisdie]

The shitty puns BEGIN!

She sure cocked his gun ;D

[SailorSpic]

At 7/12/10 11:04 PM, LaForge wrote:

At 7/12/10 11:02 PM, SailorSpic wrote: I think you mean "WOMAN accidently shoots husband". See 'women' is the plural form of 'woman'. Therefore you're stupid.

Thinking that anyone cares about you or your grammar nazi lifestyle kinda makes you the stupid one.

i love you babe gimme kisses

[Acid-Paradox]

Bitch Can't Handle Gun

[MMoouussee]

At 7/12/10 11:04 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: The fact that scares me is that the guy was 20 years older than her.

You think that's weird? I heard of a case where a man in his 70s shot his "wife" who was like 25.

[Scarface]

At 7/12/10 11:06 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: The shitty puns BEGIN!

She sure cocked his gun ;D

No. Let's not do that.

Apparently HIS gun didn't make her horny enough.

Goddamnit, look what you did.

[Jackdabomb]

I don't think cowboys no matter how dirty used their guns during sex, it's just plain stupid

[Trendal95]

At 7/12/10 11:06 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: The shitty puns BEGIN!

She sure cocked his gun ;D

Yes. Grammar is a REQUIREMENT! But its stupid seeing the woman loading the fucking gun. Tell her to use a fake gun next time :D

[Trendal95]

Damn. I did the wrong quote. Need to double check my posts from now on...

[NeverHundred]

At 7/12/10 10:56 PM, naronic wrote: i know old news is old but seriously wow

A woman accused in the shooting death of her common-law husband told police her gun accidentally fired while they were playing a game of "dirty cowboy"...

This is where I stopped reading... and started fapping. That spounds like a kinky fun game to play, until someone lose an eye.

[ifureadthisdie]

At 7/12/10 11:13 PM, Scarface wrote:

Apparently HIS gun didn't make her horny enough.

Goddamnit, look what you did.

Must have been watching...The naked gun ;D

[Fezz]

I don't think it was accidental. Maybe a spur of the moment thing. Pretty kinky if you think about it.

[argile]

That's like the mother who "accidentally" Shot his son behind him in the back off the head at a shooting range. It's as if there in denile of there own reasons.

[studmuffin7]

At 7/12/10 11:04 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: The fact that scares me is that the guy was 20 years older than her.

Indeed, good catch there. Women only marry older men if they have money. Something tells me this death wasn't accidental... She probably thought she'd get away with it if she said it was an accident.

[yurgenburgen]

Reminds me of when William Burroughs shot his wife through the head while aiming for an apple.

[ThePhantomGamer]

To bad they weren't shooting blanks.

[miniskawhirl]

what a dumbass....

[Tott]

Sexual foreplay I can understand... maybe. But why was the gun loaded? I don't buy it.

[Neoncrotch]

At 7/13/10 04:24 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: Sexual foreplay I can understand... maybe. But why was the gun loaded? I don't buy it.

maybe she wanted to shoot her load on him.

[Snuff]

At 7/12/10 11:21 PM, Trendal95 wrote: Damn. I did the wrong quote. Need to double check my posts from now on...

Yeah, I was getting sick of all ten of your posts being incorrect in some way.

[Mans0n]

It's obvious she murdered him then tried to cover it up with that cheesy excuse of a story.