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At 7/10/10 04:35 PM, streetbackguy wrote: If you had one testicle you'd become infertile. Not being able to have children will cause you to commit suicide out of depression that you can't contribute to the human race's survival.

Actually, your fertility would go down, but you'd still be able to have children. Both testicles produce sperm, you know.

The more you know.

wouldnt need to wear condoms!

At 7/10/10 07:14 PM, JKMonkey wrote: wouldnt need to wear condoms!

You still have one ball, and you could still get diseases.

At 7/10/10 05:07 PM, LaForge wrote: Unlike all the other dumbasses posting their weird ideas and thoughts, I actually have lost a testicle.

In 2005, when I was 15, my right testicle started enlarging. And I don't mean it grew in weight a couple milligrams a day, I mean it grew in diameter an centimeter a day. Within a week it had grown to the size of a large apple.

I went to see a doctor about it and he immediately referred me to the University of Michigan, and when I got there, they took a look at it and said they were going to have to operate on me. At the time I thought they were just going to reduce the size of it, back to its former, regular size. I woke up in the ICU, blown out on anesthetics and bumbling stuff. After about an hour, the drugs wore off. My parents were with me when I reached down and noticed something missing. My right testicle had been removed.

It was the first and last time I cried about the whole affair.

For about 2 years I weighed 70-80 pounds, laying in a hospital bed barfing on myself and having poisons (I remember one was called Cysplatin, look it up) pumped into me via a "port" (whole in my chest) 3 times a day, every day. I was kept sane only through a computer terminal next to my bed that had a monitor on an extensional arm so I could get it in front of my face. I downloaded emulators and played classic Sega games all day, until visitors arrived.

I digress. Losing a nut has not changed my life. I am not infertile, as some believe, I just don't cum as much as I used to.

If you give a damn about music, I wrote a song commemorating my fallen friend.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 49419

You lucky bastard. You still have one.

When I was in my mother's womb, I thrashed around quite a bit. Because of this, my scrotum was twisted, and the testicles were deprived of oxygen.

One magical day in 1992, I came out, and the doctors were shocked by what they found. I had what appeared to be a nasty black growth where the testicles were supposed to be. The choices were surgery or early death. My parents were rational.

I haven't had two testicles for almost two decades now, and there have been a few differences. FOr one thing, I will never have children. For another, I've needed testosterone shots on a regular basis, though I'm switching ti a cream now. Mostly though, it was kind of depressing when I learned about the implications in middle school.

Fortunately, I got a surgery where plastic containers of fluid were inserted into my scrotum. Now when people see it, they don't ask questions.

Cock joke!

At 7/10/10 04:45 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

At 7/10/10 04:41 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Hitler killed everyone because he couldn't get into art school.

true and he was half jewish.

First fact is true.

The second is not. Being Jewish is a belief.

At 7/11/10 12:54 AM, zbox101 wrote:

At 7/10/10 04:45 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

At 7/10/10 04:41 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Hitler killed everyone because he couldn't get into art school.

true and he was half jewish.

First fact is true.

The second is not. Being Jewish is a belief.

It's a belief and an ethnicity. Everybody who had at least one Jewish grandparent was killed. Except for the survivors I mean.

If I had one testicle I wouldn't "spank the weasel" as often.

But I'd still do it.

If my reproductive system will still function, who cares?

At 7/10/10 04:35 PM, streetbackguy wrote: If you had one testicle you'd become infertile. Not being able to have children will cause you to commit suicide out of depression that you can't contribute to the human race's survival.

Did you even take sex-ed class? You can reproduce with one testicle you dolt.

You only need one ball to cum. Same as you can survive with one kidney or one lung, it's efficiency is just decreased.