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So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:11:34 Reply

I'm going to make this into some, fictional metaphor so, hang on for a second.

Let's say you HAVE to join the military, and you have to pick which branch you join, what branch would it be? Try to provide a link or, some details if you think someone from a different nationality would not understand what you're talking about. You can be more specific than just the branch if you want, actually, it would be appreciated if you did.

Let's hope this goes as well as I am initially hoping right now.

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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:12:24 Reply

the one where i don't have to fight


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:13:13 Reply

Move to another country.


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:13:21 Reply

Is the French military an option? That way I'd be able to run with no shame.


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:13:59 Reply

The branch where I get to fight of course!


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:14:13 Reply

It's no fun if you guys just submit a smart ass answer


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:15:36 Reply

At 7/8/10 02:14 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote: It's no fun if you guys just submit a smart ass answer

I didn't.

I don't fight with guns. I fight with ideas.


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:16:45 Reply

I would resist the draft by any means necessary. Fuck that shit.

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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:17:23 Reply

Marine Corps.

http://www.marinecorps.com

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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:18:19 Reply

The one I'm already in.


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:19:14 Reply

At 7/8/10 02:17 PM, PsycadelicKid wrote: Marine Corps.

http://www.marinecorps.com

The first real answer...

and I applaude you for your response good sir...

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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:22:55 Reply

I live in a country where unless i join the army i'm going to fucking prison.. And i will probably join the scout unit.

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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:22:58 Reply

At 7/8/10 02:19 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote:
At 7/8/10 02:17 PM, PsycadelicKid wrote: Marine Corps.

http://www.marinecorps.com
The first real answer...

and I applaude you for your response good sir...

Won't you click the link please?

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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:23:33 Reply

A draft you say? And I get choose which branch I join? My first choice would be Army definitely. I would choose Air Force, but there's no guarantee of flying, if at all. There's no chance in hell I would join the Navy.


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:24:03 Reply

At 7/8/10 02:22 PM, PsycadelicKid wrote:
At 7/8/10 02:19 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote:
At 7/8/10 02:17 PM, PsycadelicKid wrote: Marine Corps.

http://www.marinecorps.com
The first real answer...

and I applaude you for your response good sir...
Won't you click the link please?

Holy god balls... Porn...


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:25:21 Reply

I'm a girl I'm not allowed to be drafted


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:25:55 Reply

I would leave the country.

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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:26:17 Reply

Holy god balls... Porn...

Win.

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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:28:34 Reply

At 7/8/10 02:17 PM, PsycadelicKid wrote: Marine Corps.

http://www.marinecorps.com

TACTICAL LINK!!!!


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:31:54 Reply

USMC (United States Marine Corps). Why? Because I'm already signed up to.

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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:37:09 Reply

you better tell Uncle Sam thank you SIR!

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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:43:33 Reply

i would be looking into the field engineer or some kind of alterly position.. but at the same time a sniper or a bomb diffusel would be equally awesome.
if you dont want to fight but still want to be in the military then air force or navy.. equally machanic or commander, but that is a university course..
if i had to chose what i would be i would take the university couse and become either a sargent or a commander right off the bat and then go into either the navy as a engeneer,
go into field engineer as a commander/ infantry
or at the very least get into the air as a helicopter pilot or cargo pilot


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 14:49:09 Reply

The one that's similar to the one in Modern Warfare.

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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 15:04:23 Reply

Well since I was already joining the army I guess I'd go there.


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 15:05:16 Reply

The writers bit or w.e, I'm an aspiring journalist.


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 16:16:58 Reply

Probably just shoot myself in the foot so I wouldn't have to go. But if I must pick one for the sake of the thread it would be the Air Force. Hopefully one of those fighter jets that can do awesome flips and rolls while breaking the sound barrier.


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 16:18:57 Reply

I would request for them to use all their power of science to relocate my brain into a Terminator's body. Then, I would shoot my way out, snap a few necks, punch a few holes in people, and go rob a bank. THEN, I would use my new body to kill all of my enemies, instead of fighting some war in which my enemies are strangers. No.. no.. fuck that.. I would rather kill people I know and who I REALLY hate.

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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 16:28:28 Reply

You guys are all a bunch of draft dodging pansies. If there were a draft, or even a chance there might be one, I would join up in an instant. As for preference though, I'd like to go into the army and join the armored division.


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 16:31:06 Reply

At 7/8/10 04:28 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: You guys are all a bunch of draft dodging pansies. If there were a draft, or even a chance there might be one, I would join up in an instant. As for preference though, I'd like to go into the army and join the armored division.

19K would probably be something you'd like. You'd be part of a tanker crew.


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Response to So, you get drafted 2010-07-08 16:31:46 Reply

I join special forces, then get my balls crushed by the seat belt buckle of a car when it topples over


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