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Jesus Toast 2010-07-08 01:01:37 Reply

Does God place images of His relatives and friends on toast and pancakes? We may never know until we have a chance to ask Him. If there is a God that has His hands in the workings of the universe, we know this: events have conspired to lead us to talk about religion and breakfast.

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Response to Jesus Toast 2010-07-08 01:03:31 Reply

I would buy that piece of toast, take a bite out of the head, and then sell it.


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Response to Jesus Toast 2010-07-08 01:03:46 Reply

I almost bought one of these things in a novelty shop once. Decided on fake dog shit

:No remorse

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Response to Jesus Toast 2010-07-08 01:07:43 Reply

If it was truly the work of God it would at least have something decent like a pair of tits on it.


For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.

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Response to Jesus Toast 2010-07-08 01:27:53 Reply

At 7/8/10 01:07 AM, Yamor wrote: If it was truly the work of God it would at least have something decent like a pair of tits on it.

You make a good point.


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Response to Jesus Toast 2010-07-08 03:14:53 Reply

Jesus needs a bigger nose than that.

I mean, he is Jewish.


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Response to Jesus Toast 2010-07-08 03:26:20 Reply

At 7/8/10 01:03 AM, pothead123 wrote: I almost bought one of these things in a novelty shop once. Decided on fake dog shit

You might want to rethink that one, young man. What'd you do with the dog poo? What's better, playing with fake poo, or tricking a bible thumper into believing our lord and savior's face rests on your breakfast?