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Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:10:46 Reply

what should i do he seems rather nice and all but his hellhound isn't housebroken so he may piss on the carpet. also he has mentioned a deal with me regarding my eternal soul should i take him up on it or should i say no?

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:11:31 Reply

Pics or it didn't happen.


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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:12:46 Reply

You piss me off.

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:12:47 Reply

Say yes to the deal. It's just a soul, you don't need it.


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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:13:51 Reply

you can challenge him to a rockoff

Sorry, just had to do it


"Let's just see what happens" is not a viable strategy

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:14:39 Reply

You don't have a soul. You sold it to Newgrounds. If you read the fine print you would know that.


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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:15:27 Reply

At 7/7/10 01:14 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: You don't have a soul. You sold it to Newgrounds. If you read the fine print you would know that.

Wait, what?1 Oh snap!


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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:15:58 Reply

At 7/7/10 01:12 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Say yes to the deal. It's just a soul, you don't need it.

so true i'll get it back somehow with my fgreat marketing skills

At 7/7/10 01:12 PM, Machop90 wrote: Tell him I think he's mean.

i did he got pissed and ruined my Xbox

At 7/7/10 01:11 PM, bman200 wrote: Pics or it didn't happen.

he destroyed my camera when Machop90 said he was mean

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:17:59 Reply

At 7/7/10 01:15 PM, Madnessfreak13 wrote:
At 7/7/10 01:11 PM, bman200 wrote: Pics or it didn't happen.
he destroyed my camera when Machop90 said he was mean

Liar! You just won't show me them!


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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:19:07 Reply

Ram a crucifix up his ass.

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:19:51 Reply

At 7/7/10 01:15 PM, bman200 wrote:
At 7/7/10 01:14 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: You don't have a soul. You sold it to Newgrounds. If you read the fine print you would know that.
Wait, what?1 Oh snap!

sad but true i just looked over the fine print and it said my soul is owned by Tom fulp

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:21:41 Reply

Sorry man, I was only looking for flour for a birthday cake. I guess I'll leave if you really want me to. :(


How about you join the NGPD? Just what is the Newgrounds Police Dept.? Click the link and find out for yourself!

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:22:32 Reply

At 7/7/10 01:21 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Sorry man, I was only looking for flour for a birthday cake. I guess I'll leave if you really want me to. :(

there there have some flour

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:22:47 Reply

At 7/7/10 01:19 PM, Scrambler wrote: Ram a crucifix up his ass.

But wouldn't Satan enjoy that?

Satan Is In My House!!!


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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:24:44 Reply

Tell him I said: "Yo, we still on for Saturday?" He'll know what you're talking about.


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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:38:52 Reply

Satan comes in many forms, in many times and places.

Like my ex-girlfriend for example.

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 13:49:18 Reply

Why the fuck is Tony Hayward in your house?


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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 14:20:02 Reply

You should probably say something about his hellhound. Which one is it, Cerberus? His flaming piss burned down a house in my neighborhood last March. Also, don't take him up on that soul offer, he's a big fan of exact words and most of your wishes will turn out like King Midas' unless you specifically demand the required secondary powers.

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 14:22:22 Reply

At 7/7/10 02:20 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: You should probably say something about his hellhound. Which one is it, Cerberus? His flaming piss burned down a house in my neighborhood last March. Also, don't take him up on that soul offer, he's a big fan of exact words and most of your wishes will turn out like King Midas' unless you specifically demand the required secondary powers.

sound advice the hellhound is in hell again and he left after i said no to the soul deal now some russian is in my house this is him

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 14:23:45 Reply

At 7/7/10 01:11 PM, bman200 wrote: Pics or it didn't happen.

I've Got PROOF!

And here they are causing the BP Oil Spill

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 14:25:11 Reply

At 7/7/10 02:23 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 7/7/10 01:11 PM, bman200 wrote: Pics or it didn't happen.
I've Got PROOF!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 0334
And here they are causing the BP Oil Spill
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 7864

hey now i didn't cause the oil spill that was satan and that russian dude ok

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 14:27:01 Reply

You have to challenge him to a rock-off to make him leave, which the demon code prevents him for declining.

Satan Is In My House!!!


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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 14:28:14 Reply

At 7/7/10 02:25 PM, Madnessfreak13 wrote: hey now i didn't cause the oil spill that was satan and that russian dude ok

Uh-Huh sure Leo.

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 14:30:48 Reply

At 7/7/10 02:27 PM, hitman1993 wrote: You have to challenge him to a rock-off to make him leave, which the demon code prevents him for declining.

fortunately i can turn into

SLASH!!!

Satan Is In My House!!!

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 14:31:58 Reply

embrace satan and his hellish tendacies on then will you learn the darkside of house broken dogs!

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 14:33:57 Reply

At 7/7/10 02:30 PM, Madnessfreak13 wrote:
At 7/7/10 02:27 PM, hitman1993 wrote: You have to challenge him to a rock-off to make him leave, which the demon code prevents him for declining.
fortunately i can turn into

SLASH!!!

What?!?! We all know the only people to ever beat Satan in a rocl-off are Tenacious D, cal them!!!

Satan Is In My House!!!


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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 14:37:01 Reply

At 7/7/10 02:33 PM, hitman1993 wrote:
At 7/7/10 02:30 PM, Madnessfreak13 wrote:
At 7/7/10 02:27 PM, hitman1993 wrote:
fortunately i can turn into

SLASH!!!
What?!?! We all know the only people to ever beat Satan in a rocl-off are Tenacious D, cal them!!!

ok who can turn into jack black?

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 14:41:00 Reply

At 7/7/10 02:37 PM, Madnessfreak13 wrote: ok who can turn into jack black?

Only JB can turn into JB. mindfuck


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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 14:45:44 Reply

You shut the fuck up and do as you're told!


I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
Slags and hoes.
Oh shit king kong what are you going

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Response to Satan Is In My House!!! 2010-07-07 14:47:52 Reply

At 7/7/10 02:41 PM, hitman1993 wrote:
At 7/7/10 02:37 PM, Madnessfreak13 wrote: ok who can turn into jack black?
Only JB can turn into JB. mindfuck

holy shit man... you blew my mind wide open!