My Physical

[bman200]

So yeah, I just got my physical today. When we got in the parking lot at the doctor's office, I started bouncing my pink and yellow bouncy ball, and it went in some direction, but that's irrelephant. Anyway, I went in the waiting room, and it smelled like sick people. Some obnoxious animated little kid movie was on, (Not that I'm against animated movies, but this one was terrible) and I had to sit in one of those chairs where your legs stick to the seat.

So I was just chillin' there and all, and then the lady person said: "Chelsea and Brandon." Which was my sister and I, so we poured on in. I went in that room where they have the scale and stuff, and the lady gave me a cup and said, "Brandon, I'm going to need a urine sample." So I replied, "Alright." So there I was, walking down the hallway with a pee cup, and I went over to the bathroom and knocked on the door. "Yeah, hold on!" was the response.

So I stood outside the door, the person walked out, and I went in. So I went over to the toilet, and blankblankblankblankblankblankblankblank . I walked back to the room thing with my bucket of pee, and said, "Here ya go."

That part wasn't too incredibly fun.

So I went into that room where the doctor sees (Ha, palindrome) you to do horrible things to you. After about 100 hours some short Asian lady walks in and does all those things to my sister. Then it was my turn. (Oh, by the way, turns out I'm 5'8" 1/2 and I weigh around 160.) So I sat down, she took the stethoscope and put it on me, blah blah blah, that light thing where you have to look at it, and then she told me to lay down.

So I did, she started squishing my stomach, and then she said, "Okay, now I have to take a look down here. So she pulled my pants and unnawears up and said, enthusiastically, "Everything's okay down there." Then I stopped my mind, and that was it.

TL;DR boring story about physical, lady hints me I have nice wang.

[NoxDexus]

So batman didn't jump through the window and started giving you a handjob?

[bman200]

At 7/6/10 01:47 PM, NoxDexus wrote: So batman didn't jump through the window and started giving you a handjob?

Not today.

[Jonners]

At 7/6/10 01:44 PM, bman200 wrote: So I went into that room where the doctor sees (Ha, palindrome) you to do horrible things to you.

There's no palindrome there...

[bman200]

At 7/6/10 01:50 PM, Jonners wrote:

At 7/6/10 01:44 PM, bman200 wrote: So I went into that room where the doctor sees (Ha, palindrome) you to do horrible things to you.

There's no palindrome there...

Sos "Sees" is no longer a palindrome?

[Oolaph]

At 7/6/10 01:49 PM, bman200 wrote: Not today.

Awww...

[FistyMcBeefPunch]

At 7/6/10 01:51 PM, bman200 wrote:

At 7/6/10 01:50 PM, Jonners wrote:

At 7/6/10 01:44 PM, bman200 wrote: So I went into that room where the doctor sees (Ha, palindrome) you to do horrible things to you.

There's no palindrome there...

Sos "Sees" is no longer a palindrome?

No, don't you remember? They patched that like 3 weeks ago.

[Shade]

At 7/6/10 01:51 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Well this story was enlightening.

enlightenment you say

[Limited]

At 7/6/10 01:44 PM, bman200 wrote: So yeah, I just got my physical today. When we got in the parking lot at the doctor's office, I started bouncing my pink and yellow bouncy ball, and it went in some direction, but that's irrelephant.

irrelephant

Ho-ho, I see what you did there.

[Strength]

At 7/6/10 01:44 PM, bman200 wrote:

TL;DR boring story about physical, lady hints me I have nice wang.

cool.

[Scrambler]

That was a very enlightening story.

[RubberTrucky]

The scariest thing I ever had to go through in physical was when they checked the testicles. Supposedly there's a 10% chance your balls have some varicose veins and then they have to stick a needle in them and inject a fluid to remove those.
I didn't like the prospect of my balls being stabbed one bit.

10%, does that mean out of 10 people in there, 1 has to get his balls stabbed?

That's like 2 people in this thread. So yeah 2 people who have posted in here should go to the doctor to have their balls stabbed!
Scary, huh?

When you get to the age of 40, you will have your prostate examed ANALLY. That will be delightful.