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since im not grossed out by anything
Finding a decaying old man raping a male dog that was dead cause the old man put him in a microwave. But then the man starts to puke on the dog. The dog as a zombie would shit all over the bed. Then the grandpa throws a dildo into the dogs mouth to see what would happen.
i has mental issues
sucking the 19 inch dick of a Hermaphrodite.
I'm so dirty.
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At 7/6/10 06:21 AM, DaEchoo wrote: Having gay sex with your dog while cutting off his tail and using it off as a dildo and use the blood from the tail as a lube and yell: "Bleed bitch!"
sounds like someone's got experience
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Dumplings.
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At 6/3/11 10:56 PM, BlakeMo wrote:
: I have no sexual orientation
: ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING HAS POTENTIAL TO BE BLESSED BY MY PENETRATION
You laughing at me? YOU LAUGHING AT THE BEST!
Shut up already.
A prolapsed rectum.
Go look it up.
kind of reminded me of a angry blowjob.Like a muffled choking with a depressed sigh from the nose--ZyklonB-
Fuck this thread.--Rig--
You probably get the dirtiest thing ever if you combinate 2 girls 1 cup and 1 man 1 jar.
3 guys 1 hammer is also pretty gross though.
At 7/6/10 04:35 AM, DemonicDuo wrote: finding your stepdads wedding ring inside of your little sisters vagina,
Why would you be in your little sisters vagina?
It's one of the rules of the internet.
Rule 36. There is always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
Release your inner crazy.
At 7/6/10 06:16 AM, Mechabloby wrote:At 7/6/10 04:42 AM, Lintire wrote: 1 man 1 jarEverytime I watch that, I can't help but laugh and rage at the same time: how fucking stupid do you have to be to put a glass jar up your ass? Of course it'll shatter due to the pressure of your anus and of course that's going to cause internal fucking bleeding... for fuck's sake, it's the equivalent of throwing a radio into a bathtub or using a knife to get toast out of a toaster. YOU JUST DON'T FUCKING DO IT (unless if your IQ is lower than 12).
But the fact that this moron is willing to give himself internal bleeding just makes me laugh at the absurdity of such idiocy.
That same guy made another video called 1 guy 1 screwdriver, where he pulls a screwdriver out of his dick. How he got it in there is a mystery, and watching it come out, i was totally to the point of making that the most disturbed thing that i've ever seen.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
Dirt, because it is pretty dirty.
eggs made out of the insides of used male condoms with pancakes made out of used tampons
Raining horse testicles and used tampons.
The dirtiest thing I can think of is the Encyclopedia Dramatica "Offended" article. Then again, I was a lot more distressed when I saw "2 Girls 1 Cup". The one thing that I simply could not watch was the "3 guys 1 hammer" video, easily the most disturbing thing on the Internet. That does not really count because it is not something dirty, just something very, very disgusting and probably worse than any dirty thing.
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At 7/6/10 04:55 AM, Dogbert581 wrote: A large pile of dirt
Gotta add water to make mud.
Now THAT'S dirty.
But seriously?
You're out for a nice walk in the forest with your girlfriend/boyfriend when you come across an abandoned house. Feeling brave you both go in there to have a love making session. You ignore that details of the house and just start doing it right on the floor.
Then you wake up. You don't even remember making sweet love to your girl/boyfriend... Speaking of which, where is he/she? You look down and you see nothing but torn limbs, blood, gore, intestines, shit, even brains scattered EVERYwhere in the house.
The house is completely red, but you never noticed what colour it was in the first place. SMOOTH. You keep looking around and you find what you think is his/her head. No wait, that's just an eyeball, tough luck.
As you look around you keep wondering, what the fuck happened? Then memories start rushing back to you... You started making love with him/her when he/she said "I never complained, but your dick is really small/ your pussy is really huge"
You don't know why you flipped out about that, but you looked the sharpest object closest to you and started stabbing him/her. As she was laying there crying and begging for her life, you found the kitchen and saw a rusty cleaver. You run back and start hacking her with it. You even brought seperate limbs into different rooms and chopped those into little bloody pieces!
You went back downstairs, and all you saw was his/her lower body. What do you do? You had sex with that lower body
Back to the present, as the memories finished rushing through your mind, you go completely insane, jack off, find the rusty cleaver and proceed to chop yourself into pieces. You feel the pain, and god how painful it is to watch your body parts fall off next to you, but you feel after what you did for such a miniscule insult, you deserve it.
You're now laying on the ground with nothing but an arm, your upper body and your head. As one last final move, you slit open your stomach, take your intestines andrip them out and then slit your own throat.
THE END
Is that dirty enough?
Mud.
(It's dirty... Got it?)
Not washing your hands after you pee.
I think you will be hard pushed to find something dirtier than dirt.
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I'm STILL waiting for someone to top my previous post. Looks like I'm gonna take the gold.
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At 7/6/10 04:42 AM, Lintire wrote:At 7/6/10 04:38 AM, Neonleo wrote: 2 girls 1 cup1 man 1 jar
I don't see how you can top either of these.
death by horse cock
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