Ben Gay Cream Bad!

[Hawkeyeman0]

So i got these bad sores on my shoulder blades after working out. When i went to the cabinent to get some icy hot i was all out. But shoved in the back was Ben Gay. A cream that apparently works like icy hot. So i applied to the troubles spots and wow it felt amazing. First cold then hot. Thinking that if it feels so good there it must feel really good......down there. Boy was i wrong NG. Ive never cried like a little girl before but that day rubbing the cream on my balls felt like an intense fire surging through the skin. Like 20 bees just stinging my ballsack. It was so horrible i jumped into the bath with clothes mostly on. Water.....kinda made things worse.
Moral of the story kids. Dont rub Ben Gay on your balls. You will regret it.

[Slain]

No shit.

[Hapless]

Try spraying axe on your balls.

I have never had so much pain in my life.

[kazumazkan]

dumb ass why would you

[sweet21]

Why not just put the icy-hot on your balls? nothing bad could come from that

[Hawkeyeman0]

I was experimenting. If its ok for skin why not balls? the heat and the cold both intensify to an extreme high. Why is it that it hurts so much on your balls?

[The-Psycho-Ragdoller]

Haha. I dare you to try hand sanitizer next.

[Hawkeyeman0]

At 7/1/10 02:36 AM, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote: Haha. I dare you to try hand sanitizer next.

That just hurts open cuts but ill see and text you guys back the experience

[Hawkeyeman0]

K test complete. Germ x + Ballsack = A nice new coat and smell on my balls. Works nice leaves it a nice hard smell

[Yert]

At 7/1/10 02:25 AM, Hapless wrote: Try spraying axe on your balls.

I have never had so much pain in my life.

May I ask why you sprayed Axe on your balls in the first place?

[Entrax]

At 7/1/10 02:46 AM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: This thread is now about the OP putting things on his balls.

I'm down with this. OP, OP, what do you plan on putting on your balls next?

[Hawkeyeman0]

Theres so many ideas....

[Zeromus]

I think your so fucking dumb.

[The-Psycho-Ragdoller]

At 7/1/10 03:11 AM, Zeromus wrote: I think your so fucking dumb.

Nah, he's being creative.

[Hapless]

At 7/1/10 02:45 AM, stickman08 wrote:

At 7/1/10 02:25 AM, Hapless wrote: Try spraying axe on your balls.

I have never had so much pain in my life.

May I ask why you sprayed Axe on your balls in the first place?

Because I didn't want my balls to smell like balls.

[Hawkeyeman0]

Does axe really sting on the balls? maybe i should give that experiment a try

[Hawkeyeman0]

Well i was just telling a story but it kinda turned into an experimenting post so...

[Neoncrotch]

At 7/1/10 02:24 AM, Slain wrote: No shit.

apparently, no piss either.

[Cootie]

I hope it killed all your sperm cells and make you sterile. It would be terrible if you produced offspring.

[The-Psycho-Ragdoller]

At 7/1/10 05:20 AM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote: bleach is also a really good lubricant, you would think it isnt but i swear to god it feels amazing, try it op

Yeah, and then try butter next.

[Jackdabomb]

Try fire next TRY FIRE

[TheGrim]

Man, if you think that hurts stick your balls in the microwave and set it for a minute- post me if they don't explode, man, i got lucky there. My friend is still in the hospital without his sack because he tried that. Doctors said something about the heat raising pressure and so your balls just pop

[Hawkeyeman0]

At 7/1/10 02:16 PM, GenocidalChipmunk wrote: Man, if you think that hurts stick your balls in the microwave and set it for a minute- post me if they don't explode, man, i got lucky there. My friend is still in the hospital without his sack because he tried that. Doctors said something about the heat raising pressure and so your balls just pop

They did that on south park. I thought it just gave you nut cancer. Hmm.