Is it a bad thing that my girlfriends penis is bigger than mine? I mean whenever we're having sex it always gets in the way. Is this normal, or something that I just have to get used to?
Please discuss
Don't worry, size doesn't matter, really. I bet she'll even cover her dick up so you don't feel bad if you asked nicely.
At 6/30/10 08:51 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: It's normal.
Are you sure I mean i never hear about anyone else complaining
(GenocidalChipmunk has returned to the thread)
Hey dude, did you happen to pick up your girlfriend at a gay bar? Because that's probably your brother.
Well like what was said above, i bet she'd cover it if you asked nicely, and im sure she'd do it if she really cares about you and isn't too selfish.
"thats why they call me bad company, i cant deny. im bad, bad company till the day i die."
At 6/30/10 08:52 PM, domo48 wrote: did you say your girl friend had a penis
yea why? What else would she have, a second anus?
At 6/30/10 08:53 PM, GenocidalChipmunk wrote: (GenocidalChipmunk has returned to the thread)
Hey dude, did you happen to pick up your girlfriend at a gay bar? Because that's probably your brother.
Hello GenocidalChipmunk, let me introduce you to internet trolls.
At 6/30/10 08:54 PM, Konosko wrote:At 6/30/10 08:52 PM, domo48 wrote: did you say your girl friend had a penisyea why? What else would she have, a second anus?
Your thread is not funny anymore.
At 6/30/10 08:55 PM, dx5231 wrote:At 6/30/10 08:53 PM, GenocidalChipmunk wrote: (GenocidalChipmunk has returned to the thread)Hello GenocidalChipmunk, let me introduce you to internet trolls.
Hey dude, did you happen to pick up your girlfriend at a gay bar? Because that's probably your brother.
Does it really count as trolling when there's a thread like this? Besides, this guy is obviously begging for attention, by posting on the thread you're only doing what this idiot wants you to. Trust me, I know a lot of people like him.
It's completely normal - these days, most girl's dicks are much bigger then boys. She can cover it up if she cares about your insecurity complex, but most girls take it offensively more often then not and can refuse any of your requests easily.
Just discuss your feelings, and try not to let the conversation turn around to the point where she's the one doing you in the ass.
At 6/30/10 08:45 PM, Konosko wrote: Is it a bad thing that my girlfriends penis is bigger than mine? I mean whenever we're having sex it always gets in the way. Is this normal, or something that I just have to get used to?
Please discuss
It's normal...I think.
Just call me Psycho for short.
At 6/30/10 09:24 PM, Lintire wrote: It's completely normal - these days, most girl's dicks are much bigger then boys. She can cover it up if she cares about your insecurity complex, but most girls take it offensively more often then not and can refuse any of your requests easily.
Just discuss your feelings, and try not to let the conversation turn around to the point where she's the one doing you in the ass.
Yeah, because at that point you may realize that that penis you thought you had was just a bad case of hemorrhoids, mm'kay?
At 6/30/10 08:53 PM, GenocidalChipmunk wrote: (GenocidalChipmunk has returned to the thread)
Hey dude, did you happen to pick up your girlfriend at a gay bar? Because that's probably your brother.
Did somebody say... GAY BAR?!?!??!
At 6/30/10 08:45 PM, Konosko wrote: Is it a bad thing that my boyfriend's penis is bigger than mine? I mean whenever we're having sex it always gets in the way. Is this normal, or something that I just have to get used to?
Please discuss
I believe this is what you meant to write.
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
-- ee cummings
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
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At 6/30/10 09:27 PM, GenocidalChipmunk wrote: Yeah, because at that point you may realize that that penis you thought you had was just a bad case of hemorrhoids, mm'kay?
You've never had a girlfriend, have you? Man, their dicks are getting pretty big.
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
Your girl friend has a..
FOR THE LOVE OF CHOCOLATE N' CHIP COOKIES, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
this topic reminds me of meatspin :B
Yeah, right.
PRETTY AINT IT
by:charlie
Anyone who has the ability to take action, has the responsability to take action.- paraphrased from the Declaration of Independance.
Look at your girlfriend again, it might just be Yamor's brother.
(puts on professor glasses and sounds like bill cosby)Well ya see! our junk hangs below like elephant truck and when we see something sexy like idk for example BOOOBS! Ping there it goes like a nuke missle!..
At 6/30/10 08:55 PM, Makakaov wrote:At 6/30/10 08:54 PM, Konosko wrote:Your thread is not funny anymore.At 6/30/10 08:52 PM, domo48 wrote: did you say your girl friend had a penisyea why? What else would she have, a second anus?
It never was.
I was hoping for a prepubescent asking why his dick hurts so much after fapping dammit.
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