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Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:22:00 Reply

I found a bite itching at one of my balls, making it redder then the other. Its now white, so I think its a spider bite. Any idea's? My mom will be home in 30 miniutes, same with my dad.


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:24:03 Reply

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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:24:51 Reply

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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:25:17 Reply

At 6/30/10 05:22 PM, ryanboy8 wrote: I found a bite itching at one of my balls, making it redder then the other. Its now white, so I think its a spider bite. Any idea's? My mom will be home in 30 miniutes, same with my dad.

Then wait for them to come home and ask them?


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:25:30 Reply

What the fuck. Quit being retarded with your anwsers. Im serious.


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:25:33 Reply

The entire ball is white? Or is it just a bump? Either way, put some aloe on it, it should help.


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:27:02 Reply

You should probably tell them and go to the doctors. If untreated it has a possibility to sterilize you.

I'm not an expert on this, but be safe and get medical attention. If it's getting white then I'm thinking an infection is taking place around the bite.


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:27:46 Reply

At 6/30/10 05:25 PM, Chdonga wrote: The entire ball is white? Or is it just a bump? Either way, put some aloe on it, it should help.

The ball with the bite is red, and the bite is now white, the other ball is less red. It's weird.


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:28:44 Reply

Pics or it didn't happen.

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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:30:01 Reply

At 6/30/10 05:28 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: Pics or it didn't happen.

You would

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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:30:22 Reply

Want me to kiss it better?

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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:30:40 Reply

At 6/30/10 05:27 PM, funnyhomeboy wrote: You should probably tell them and go to the doctors. If untreated it has a possibility to sterilize you.

I'm not an expert on this, but be safe and get medical attention. If it's getting white then I'm thinking an infection is taking place around the bite.

My mom and dad will be in here about 20-30 miniutes, so I'lll ask them for help.


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:31:12 Reply

That doesn't necessarily mean not a mosquito bite. My bites are usually white, and I got stung by a wasp yesterday, which was also white. And, wasp stings inject venom, but that goes away. Anyway, if it was a spider bite, you balls would be hurting like nuts.

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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:32:07 Reply

At 6/30/10 05:30 PM, nohomo wrote:
At 6/30/10 05:28 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: Pics or it didn't happen.
You would

I would what?

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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:32:16 Reply

At 6/30/10 05:31 PM, bman200 wrote: That doesn't necessarily mean not a mosquito bite. My bites are usually white, and I got stung by a wasp yesterday, which was also white. And, wasp stings inject venom, but that goes away. Anyway, if it was a spider bite, you balls would be hurting like nuts.

No pun intended.

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Ok but seriusly, you need a doctor. If that bite gets infected, your screwed.

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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:36:05 Reply

At 6/30/10 05:31 PM, bman200 wrote:
OH BOY THAT WAS A KNEE SLAPPER!

ha ha ha ha.. ha... ha...

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Ok but seriusly, you need a doctor. If that bite gets infected, your screwed.

Well, one testicle is screwed, supposing the infection does not spread.


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:36:18 Reply

You should probably, like.

Do something about that.

If I had a mysterious bump on my scrotum, I would cry. For days.


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:44:23 Reply

Hmm...no pun intended bat aren't there LESS white blood cells in your testicles?
So your nuts are less protected from infection.....also....can puss come out your nuts...god now that i think about i don't think it can.
Ask your doctor you might be getting an infection, it might also be painful later given the poison from the spider bite....not to mention it might swell.
Next time where better boxers when you go to sleep.


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 17:47:58 Reply

Sounds more like a mosquito bite to me.


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 18:00:45 Reply

I came into this thread expecting pictures... GIMME THEM.
Oh by the way you're fucked, just cut 'em off now.

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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 18:03:52 Reply

At 6/30/10 05:25 PM, ryanboy8 wrote: What the fuck. Quit being retarded with your anwsers. Im serious.

This is newgrounds. What the bloody hell did you expect?

This is an internet community of teenagers who find dick jokes funny (me, I'm no exception). If you want medical advice, for the love of god, ask a doctor. Not us.


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 18:04:59 Reply

Your sperms are now spider eggs


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 18:06:49 Reply

At 6/30/10 05:36 PM, Sinitech wrote: You should probably, like.

Do something about that.

If I had a mysterious bump on my scrotum, I would cry. For days.

I agree with this guy. Get some ointment, and smear it all over place. Especially your nipples. And check to see if your dick has spider-powers.


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 18:17:27 Reply

I am sorry to inform you that the spider which bit you was being experimented on. Your nuts will soon have super powers.

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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 18:20:36 Reply

At 6/30/10 05:22 PM, ryanboy8 wrote: I found a bite itching at one of my balls, making it redder then the other. Its now white, so I think its a spider bite. Any idea's? My mom will be home in 30 miniutes, same with my dad.

so you don't actually know that it's a spider bite though?


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 19:24:55 Reply

Quit blaming me for your FUCKING problems. You know damn well that's herpes. I never bit you.


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 19:31:34 Reply

Hey I once saw pictures of a spider bite on a guys thumb, he ended up with this big infested black thing, the wound was all open to the bone of his thumb, with yellow stuff and blood.

it was from a normal house spider, pay attention to your ballz

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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 19:32:46 Reply

Well, that could be a mosquito bite. Why exactly do you think it's a spider bite? When I get bitten by a mosquito, the area that was bitten gets red, then it grows and becomes white.


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 19:35:14 Reply

Ok I found the link but it's really gross!


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Response to Spider bite on my nuts? 2010-06-30 19:38:31 Reply

Don't worry, the bump should go away. Meanwhile, I suggest you keep letting your dad suck on them and that should make the pain stay away for awhile. And by the way, how did a spider bite your 'nards in the first place, did you like drop your sack on top of it?


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