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Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 11:20:37 Reply

Every once in a while I hear women complain that their ass is too big. Why do these ungrateful creatures find this a bad thing? Men have different tastes, but I find butts, like breasts, to be more attractive in bigger sizes.

Would a man complain that his penis is large? I think not.

Of course, we're talking about a normal range here. But most of the time women complain about perfectly fine assets while we fantasize about tapping those on a bed.

''But these pants won't fit with my ass!'' they complain.

I think I speak for every man when I say...

''Who needs pants anyway?''

In before someone posts an exaggeratedly big one.

Women and their asses.


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 11:21:30 Reply

That's a nice ass


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 11:59:36 Reply

big asses are cool

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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 12:06:29 Reply

I think it is because women have a much better understanding of focusing on their own self image. I do not know about the majority of people who might not like big butts (yes, I made a reference to that stupid song). Women are always talking about their weight and eating yogurt every day and the butt is just a place that tends to accumulate a lot of fat. Or maybe a lot of them are just not into anal sex.


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 12:07:30 Reply

That ass is cool. Women complain about their asses because they feel they won't satisfy their soul mate.


Yeah, right.

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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 12:13:50 Reply

At 6/30/10 12:11 PM, Otto wrote: Nah it's a good thing; the low self-esteem and disbelief at their own hotness makes them all the easier to obtain. I hate the girls who know what they have, normally, because they're often bitchy.

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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 13:09:08 Reply

But women like me really do have fat asses. It's been noted on several occassions :(


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 13:11:06 Reply

At 6/30/10 01:09 PM, Gagsy wrote: But women like me really do have fat asses. It's been noted on several occassions :(

show me yo ass


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 13:13:18 Reply

Oh, yes sir.

Women and their asses.


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 13:15:40 Reply

At 6/30/10 12:06 PM, Ericho wrote: Women are always talking about their weight and eating yogurt every day and the butt is just a place that tends to accumulate a lot of fat.

This is true. Often they see their ass being big as a sign of fatness and worry, however most of the time I fail to notice the fat in the rest of the body, so in the end I would be happy :D

Or maybe a lot of them are just not into anal sex.

Probably, but I doubt that is a valid reason. Even if you're not into anal sex a good-sized ass is sexy and nice to grab :3

At 6/30/10 12:11 PM, Otto wrote: Nah it's a good thing; the low self-esteem and disbelief at their own hotness makes them all the easier to obtain. I hate the girls who know what they have, normally, because they're often bitchy.

You have a valid point, but looks doesn't do it all for me. I like my women independent and with a strong self-esteem, so I'd rather have them think that they are the last coke of the dessert than making complaints about their body.

Although if you're just looking for a casual hook-up, then yeah, that works.


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 13:18:30 Reply

At 6/30/10 11:20 AM, YoungAndWise wrote: Would a man complain that his penis is large? I think not.

But it's so inconvenient!

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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 13:19:04 Reply

At 6/30/10 11:20 AM, YoungAndWise wrote:

In before someone posts an exaggeratedly big one.

As you wish...

Women and their asses.


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 13:22:13 Reply

Seriously. Women are far too self-conscious for their own good.


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 13:30:04 Reply

I think ass's are jussst like tits

There everything is nice when there natural until someone goes
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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 14:32:27 Reply

At 6/30/10 01:19 PM, Donut wrote:
At 6/30/10 11:20 AM, YoungAndWise wrote:

In before someone posts an exaggeratedly big one.
As you wish...

I just have to ask f I'm the only one who just got a boner from that.


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 14:33:46 Reply

At 6/30/10 02:32 PM, Sun-Wukong wrote:
At 6/30/10 01:19 PM, Donut wrote:
At 6/30/10 11:20 AM, YoungAndWise wrote:

In before someone posts an exaggeratedly big one.
As you wish...
I just have to ask f I'm the only one who just got a boner from that.

I just have to ask if I'm the only one who just masturbated to that.


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 14:38:40 Reply

At 6/30/10 02:33 PM, Jackdabomb wrote:
At 6/30/10 02:32 PM, Sun-Wukong wrote: I just have to ask f I'm the only one who just got a boner from that.
I just have to ask if I'm the only one who just masturbated to that.

No, you certainly aren't...


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 14:50:05 Reply

My girlfriend complains that her ass is too big, I can't help that I have good genes.


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 14:52:15 Reply

At 6/30/10 01:19 PM, Donut wrote:
At 6/30/10 11:20 AM, YoungAndWise wrote:

In before someone posts an exaggeratedly big one.
As you wish...

It looks like she's pulling it up, which makes it look bigger.

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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 14:54:09 Reply

At 6/30/10 02:52 PM, DeIirium wrote:
At 6/30/10 01:19 PM, Donut wrote:
At 6/30/10 11:20 AM, YoungAndWise wrote:

In before someone posts an exaggeratedly big one.
As you wish...
It looks like she's pulling it up, which makes it look bigger.

it does look like she's pulling her underwear upward...her ass is fine !


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-06-30 14:54:21 Reply

At 6/30/10 01:19 PM, Donut wrote:
At 6/30/10 11:20 AM, YoungAndWise wrote:

In before someone posts an exaggeratedly big one.
As you wish...

Pebblez?


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-07-01 10:06:44 Reply

Eh, asses are pretty cool, I guess. I don't like them /too/ big,


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-07-01 10:10:56 Reply

my girlfriend complains about being to skinny, i'm not complianing though because she really isn't she is about 5'5'' and weighs about 110


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-07-01 10:12:53 Reply

But it's so hard to put on my leather chaps with my ass in the way.


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-07-01 10:22:25 Reply

At 6/30/10 01:19 PM, Donut wrote:
At 6/30/10 11:20 AM, YoungAndWise wrote:

In before someone posts an exaggeratedly big one.
As you wish...

well atleast she's hot.

OT: Women complain about their asses because they think they're fat.

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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-07-01 14:44:47 Reply

At 6/30/10 01:19 PM, Donut wrote:
At 6/30/10 11:20 AM, YoungAndWise wrote:

In before someone posts an exaggeratedly big one.
As you wish...

Who is THAT?! Hawt!

and my favorite: cherokee

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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-07-01 15:30:43 Reply

Women can be a bit sensitive concerning their weight and their asses is a sign for them they are getting fat. You just make sure to tell them they are looking good no matter what.

A nice butt is always a plus for any men.

At 6/30/10 01:19 PM, Donut wrote:
As you wish...

This just made the thread better.


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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-07-01 17:06:04 Reply

how about gaps?

i fucking love the gap

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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-07-01 17:09:11 Reply

Too big?

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Response to Women and their asses. 2010-07-01 17:21:16 Reply

I love this thread!


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