You're in a Jail Cell...

[Jackdabomb]

There is a toilet, a barred window, a wad of cum on the floor, a metal bunkbed with two mattresses, a huge horny inmate, a toothbrush, toilet paper, and 24/7 Surveillance.
You've been framed for a crime you didn't commit.

WHAT DO YOU DO.

[underandover]

At 6/29/10 09:09 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: WHAT DO YOU DO.

Am I supposed to escape?

[Irrelephant]

fap.

furiously.

[Opguip]

Rape other inmate

[Bit]

I'd make a thread about it and call upon Newgrounds to help me.

Because you love me, right, guys?

[Vinnyy]

Are we suppose to try to escape or what?

[The-Psycho-Ragdoller]

Well, he can't try anything funny while surveillance is on at day. I would make a shank out that toothbrush and kill the motherf**ker, then shove the dead body under a mattress.

[Jackdabomb]

At 6/29/10 09:10 PM, underandover wrote:

At 6/29/10 09:09 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: WHAT DO YOU DO.

Am I supposed to escape?

You don't have to... but you can try.

[underandover]

Well. Use some of the toilet paper to cover my face. Make a shank out of the toothbrush. Use the HUGE horny inmate as muscle, if he does not accept, bribe with sex. Use some of the toilet paper to pick up the cum and throw at any guard who's feeling heroic. And with that I'm ready to bust out of that fucking place. Oh and probably start a riot and then put on the toilet paper.

[Konosko]

make a porno for the camera and hope it gets big enough where they make a petition for me to get out and do it professionally

[Cootie]

Buy a rock hammer and dig a whole through the wall. Live the rest of my days in a Mexican village.

[IncendiaryProduction]

i dig tunnels into each and every jail cell months before i am arrested and then brake out. i let the inmate rape me, and while he is sleeping it off is when i make my escape.

[spiderleet]

I would wait...

Silently.

[Rude-Awakening]

At 6/29/10 09:09 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: There is a toilet, a barred window, a wad of cum on the floor, a metal bunkbed with two mattresses, a huge horny inmate, a toothbrush, toilet paper, and 24/7 Surveillance.
You've been framed for a crime you didn't commit.

WHAT DO YOU DO.

I'd pick up the wad of cum on the floor with the toothbrush. Then I would wrap the cumbrush in toilet paper and bend the bars on the window. Then I would throw the other inmate out of the window and see if he's dead; the point being whether I should throw the mattresses out afterward. I then jump out of the window and onto the floor below. Whoops.

[Jolly]

At 6/29/10 09:11 PM, Opguip wrote: Rape other inmate

What else is there to do?

[TheBlueRaven]

scrape up the dried cum and plaster it over the eye of the security camera

sever the roommate's penis to beat the guards into unconsciousness with

run

[Alphabetetical]

First, pick the cum up with 1 square of toilet paper, smear it on the camera lens for some good hearty laughs. Second, take a shit because I've been needing to do that lately. Third, ask for a phone call to call Phoenix Wright. Fourth, wait for a ride to the court house. Finally, while climbing the steps to the courthouse, disappear in the bathroom for an elongated period of time, possibly until midnight or when everybody has left. Leave courthouse.

This wouldn't work in the least.

[Ptero]

Put my cellmate's toothbrush in the cum and giggle furiously.

[KrustyTheClown]

I would open the door and leave

[Jinx-Studios]

lick the cum off the floor, throw up, see a doctor, knock him out, wear his clothes, wallet, use credit card to pay for bail for cell mate, exit jail having gained new friend and new identity, take new friend to strip club, buy us both a lap dance.

Bitches.

[Neoncrotch]

At 6/29/10 09:09 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: There is a toilet, a barred window, a wad of cum on the floor, a metal bunkbed with two mattresses, a huge horny inmate, a toothbrush, toilet paper, and 24/7 Surveillance.
You've been framed for a crime you didn't commit.

WHAT DO YOU DO.

i wanna get raped...

[To-Kash]

I'd play escaping the prison.

[Im-A-Pirate]

It's simple, I will promptly escape from a maximum security prison and then live as a soldier of fortune, still wanted by the government. if you have a problem, if noone else can help, and if you can find me, maybe you can hire.

THE A-TEAM.

[6r0undZ3r0]

I wait until I'm exonerated.

[maspa]

Fap. Fap like there's no tomorrow and then ask your cellmate if you can borrow a sock two seconds before your explosion and then get mad at him for not reacting fast enough!

[king-mario121]

At 6/29/10 09:11 PM, Opguip wrote: Rape other inmate

srs dude? are you a joke? i would RAPE then BEAT him to death thats how i role :D

[Kanon]

Kill the inmate and then, I guess pull a law abiding citizen?

[Gobblemeister]

I come up on him like this

Now I like'ya
And I want'ya
Now we can do this the easy
Or we can do it the hard way
The choice is yours

[Warforger]

Take out my cock and break down the prison wall with it.

[kazumazkan]

dont worry have people and my family working on it