Chop off my dick Sir! That's as close as you'll get to a lady friend around here. We shall commence the fucking later on in the morning.
I was formerly known as "Jedi-Master."
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss
You might be interested in this young lass
At 6/29/10 04:29 AM, Starberry wrote: any takers
You don't have brothels in your country?
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 6/29/10 04:29 AM, Starberry wrote: any takers
leave it to this guy to search for a piece of ass on newgrounds... everybody knows that all the girls here are lesbians!
Ladies are extinct since they got rights, the only thing you will be getting now is whiny bitches 99% of the time.
Tick Tock
Do you love me?
At 6/29/10 07:10 AM, Shikamarana wrote: Wrong place to ask, bro.
Why? I'm a lady, I could be a friend of this guy
Research papers writing tips
I'm not a lady, but you could stick it up my pooper and call me Sally.
At 6/29/10 04:39 AM, DurpDurp wrote: I'm a lady!
but from your last thread, clearly a fuck-tarded 13 year old
Oh yeah, because Newgrounds has that many desperate ladies.
So many, in fact, that some random noob can waltz up ....
Never mind.
At 6/29/10 06:49 AM, 3dog14 wrote:At 6/29/10 04:29 AM, Starberry wrote: any takersleave it to this guy to search for a piece of ass on newgrounds... everybody knows that all the girls here are lesbians!
Thats funny...actually all the "girls" (well most of them) are guys. Also the male-female ratio is like 5 to 1 so good luck!
At 6/29/10 04:36 AM, jedi-master wrote: Chop off my dick Sir! That's as close as you'll get to a lady friend around here. We shall commence the fucking later on in the morning.
He might do it too with that razor!
I like poking dead things with sticks :D
Anyone who has the ability to take action, has the responsability to take action.- paraphrased from the Declaration of Independance.
hah bluesalinas is right most of the "girls" are guys
PRETTY AINT IT
by:charlie
At 6/29/10 10:30 PM, Razzar508 wrote: I'll be a friend, but nothing more.
Yeah, lets be friends!!!
At 6/29/10 06:24 AM, N64Freak wrote: Lady friend, as in Girl friend?
ODer >:O
Oder?, Overdoser?, Oh Dear?
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