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EclecticEnnui
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I know a girl who... 2010-06-28 20:13:22 Reply

...has a dragon tattoo, played with fire, and kicked a hornet's nest. What should I tell her?

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-28 20:14:21 Reply

That you want to stick it in her pooper.

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-28 20:14:45 Reply

At 6/28/10 08:13 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: ...has a dragon tattoo, played with fire, and kicked a hornet's nest. What should I tell her?

"Will you be the mother of my babies?"


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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-28 20:17:02 Reply

If she has a penis.


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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-28 20:18:12 Reply

Wanna have sex pl0x?


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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-28 20:18:56 Reply

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?


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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-28 20:19:30 Reply

At 6/28/10 08:13 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: What should I tell her?

tell her you have a party in your pants.


fuck

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-28 20:20:26 Reply

Would you so kindly tell her to please lay off the tough ass act and focus on her ambitions rather than others ambitions


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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-28 20:20:46 Reply

how much?

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-28 20:25:23 Reply

Grab her cock.


Well.

Shit.

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-28 20:30:55 Reply

At 6/28/10 08:19 PM, Synnxile wrote: tell her you have a party in your pants.

This guy clearly knows what he's talking about. Follow the advice and let us know how it goes.

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-28 20:32:22 Reply

At 6/28/10 08:19 PM, Synnxile wrote:
At 6/28/10 08:13 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: What should I tell her?
tell her you have a party in your pants.

And don't forget to say she's invited.

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-28 20:34:30 Reply

Tell her that you're the type of person to go about Newgrounds asking for girl advice.

Oh yeah, that'll get you far.


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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 02:23:11 Reply

At 6/28/10 08:13 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: ...has a dragon tattoo, played with fire, and kicked a hornet's nest. What should I tell her?

You should tell her to stop writing books about it and go outside and play, and be normal and whatnot.


Boop boop beep boop.

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 02:42:42 Reply

tell her to get out of your imagination, it's bad for virgins

lol im a virgin 2
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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 02:45:41 Reply

To Read

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 02:47:25 Reply

Ask for sex.


Yeah, whatever.
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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 03:49:12 Reply

At 6/28/10 08:25 PM, akmeteor wrote: Grab her cock.

Don't tell her anything. Be a man of action.


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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 03:54:13 Reply

At 6/28/10 08:32 PM, MrFinland wrote:
At 6/28/10 08:19 PM, Synnxile wrote:
At 6/28/10 08:13 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: What should I tell her?
tell her you have a party in your pants.
And don't forget to say she's invited.

Ask her to bring snacks


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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 04:19:55 Reply

At 6/29/10 02:45 AM, ZyklonB wrote: To Read

i get it now, i thought u were talken about some fucked up pyromaniac.

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 04:29:47 Reply

IT'S A BOOK

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 08:41:54 Reply

as the same girl (I play with fire too) I can tell only one - don't be slowly.


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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 08:44:24 Reply

Sex her up dude


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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 08:50:47 Reply

Ask her if she has Psychological problems.

If she says yes: Cus her off.

If she says no: Cus her off anywayz.

If she is unsure: make sure by the end of the day she knows she does (CUS HER OFF)

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 08:53:50 Reply

Is this a reference?

Swedish cover for "The girl who played with fire"


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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 10:27:43 Reply

What do even want to tell her in the first place? do you have a crush on her or something?


Emphasis are great!

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 10:30:15 Reply

At 6/28/10 08:13 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: ...has a dragon tattoo, played with fire, and kicked a hornet's nest. What should I tell her?

Tell her to take a fucking shower, and wash that fucking stupid tatoo from her.

Yea, i know it's nearly impossible.
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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 10:30:40 Reply

she be crazy. (audience laugh)

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 10:32:25 Reply

have your friend come on to her, then cockblock him.


hello

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Response to I know a girl who... 2010-06-29 11:07:17 Reply

At 6/28/10 08:23 PM, Niloc14 wrote: Sounds like she and I would get along just fine.
My man if you're looking to date her, I say go for it and go for it with confidence. Remember: confidence is equivalent to sexy.

Not when you look like the Creature from the Black Lagoon.


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