Which level of hell for you?

[Metal-Loving-Medic]

Take this test and tell us which hell you guys get!

Betting my left nut the majority of you get to level 5 or higher

Here's the link!

[Metal-Loving-Medic]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[Death]

Third Level of Hell
In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

I am below your expectations OP.

[Metal-Loving-Medic]

At 6/27/10 02:41 PM, giveupyourwaffles wrote: Third Level of Hell
maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

I am below your expectations OP.

Well... I lose my left nut but you get chewed on for all eternity...

Who's REALLY at loss here?

[pikmints]

I got the fifth layer, but I think if there were some other specific questions it eould be 4 or 3 for me.

[vylent]

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Hell Yeah!

[Yourmomsuckedme]

Just a few more levels until I can wear plate armor. I have +10 resist to cold/ice/fire damage.

Level 9 - Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

[k6ka]

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Good-bye, cruel world. :(

[Symbolic123]

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

I'm a nice guy.

[Metal-Loving-Medic]

At 6/27/10 02:48 PM, Symbolic123 wrote: Purgatory



I'm a nice guy.

You lied and you fuckin' know it!!

Decent try though....

[alfraydo]

Interesting....

"Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge"

"Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer."

[Irrelephant]

six.

[Can-head]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Yay, I go to the wrost level possible! Awesome, let's hope there some succubus over there.

Btw, i think about... Hell = BDSM dream. Imagine, the eternety being tortured...

[Boss]

"Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. "

FUCKING AWESOME!!!

[stiller]

See you guys there in the 8th.
Gonna have a good time.

[Evark]

First level for me: Virtuous Non-believers. The only other category I was close to was 'Heretics' in the 6th level.

The questions are stupid though. "Do you believe that through God all things are possible." I have to answer 'yes' as a man of logic... because once you've established 'god = true' then the rest of the laws of reality can also be tossed through that one single factor. Even though the guy was intending for believers to be the only ones answering that question as 'true'... I'm a non-believer and answered it true also.

[TheBlueRaven]

i win the hell game

[blue-ice-cube]

Fuck yeah limbo.

[Hoeloe]

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

[blue-ice-cube]

At 6/27/10 03:24 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: Fuck yeah limbo.

never mind re did it.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

old, but fun.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

[Jackdabomb]

All you have to do is believe in god and you can get into purgatory. Although limbo sounds pretty cool, you get to hang out with a bunch of philosophers and shit. I wouldn't mind if it's boring I mean my life is already boring

[Luke]

Fifth Level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

[Mecha-Bear]

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Cool.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

At 6/27/10 03:07 PM, Evark wrote: First level for me: Virtuous Non-believers. The only other category I was close to was 'Heretics' in the 6th level.

The questions are stupid though. "Do you believe that through God all things are possible." I have to answer 'yes' as a man of logic... because once you've established 'god = true' then the rest of the laws of reality can also be tossed through that one single factor. Even though the guy was intending for believers to be the only ones answering that question as 'true'... I'm a non-believer and answered it true also.

the problem is in the definition of "god" there are many different ways of seeing it, from some deity, to the concept of "God is" or that if "god" can be understood, then it's not god.

[Upyourface]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Hells yeah motherfucker. I'm pretty sure I'll be there with most of Newgrounds, particularly due to the "Do you touch yourself in am impure manner?" question.

[Upyourface]

As the ninth level, the Cocytus, is described as "Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut." surely that means that the phrase "When hell freezes over" or "It'll be a cold day in hell before..." are redundant as hell is already frozen.

Maybe she WILL go out with me then!

[Vinnyy]

I got 5th level of hell.

[Jacco]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
Oh well, at least I can play some games with some demons.

[JLSamuel818]

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

Level three.

Meh, not as bad as I thought it would be.