What is the funniest joke

[StephonsWierdWorld]

What is the funniest joke you ever heard?

This joke i heard in 8th grade.
This man was running through a house and he tripped and he was crawling and crawling for somewhere to hide,behind him you could see a shadow
he saw the shadow and kept crying and crawling when he finally reached a room.
He opened the room and stayed in there and then he heard the knob on the outside of the door jiggle.
And the door opened and he saw the shadow.
The light beamed on the shadows face.
It was the man's wife.
She said, "You're going to my mother's wedding and you're going to like it!"
The woman dragged her husband through the house and forced him inside the car and locked his side of the door.

After 5 hours of boring bull shit and stupid jokes.
You see the man in a white room covered in white cloth with a muzzle on his mouth and out of the corner of his eye you can see his wife and mother in law.

Sorry if it isn't funny :P
Tell me your funniest joke.

[StephonsWierdWorld]

lol i dont get it but it seems funny

[StephonsWierdWorld]

It sure is man...
sure is

[PyroGreg]

One sec while I go kill myself after reading this

[Ass-Crumb]

that was literally the shittiest fucking joke i've ever heard, op needs to completely rethink his sense of humor.

[San7a]

Best joke ever told:

So a Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street together when they come across a little boy.

The Priest turns to the Rabbi and says, "Hey, wanna fuck him?"

The Rabbi looks puzzled and replies, "Fuck him out of what?"

Ba-dum-tshhh.

[Rawter]

wat?

[boss30]

After 5 hours of boring bull shit and stupid jokes.
You see the man in a white room covered in white cloth with a muzzle on his mouth and out of the corner of his eye you can see his wife and mother in law.

Sorry if it isn't funny :P
Tell me your funniest joke.

that joke dosent even make any sense

epic fail

[Gagsy]

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

[DikkeHamster]

A muzzle, is that a cock?

then it would be funny

[The-Walker]

At 6/26/10 05:23 AM, Gagsy wrote: Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

You sir, are a genius.

But I got "The funniest joke" at least statistically.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

[Platypus]

i dont get it????.... some1 explain please,

[The-Walker]

It's "funny" because in the end the guy kills himself his wife, and his step mother with a badly explained gun.

The last part wasn't funny.

[jacobmorris92]

OH HEY GUYS.
What's Mary short for?

.....

She has no legs.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[PyroGreg]

At 6/26/10 06:04 AM, jacobmorris92 wrote: OH HEY GUYS.
What's Mary short for?

.....

She has no legs.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You sir, are a genius

[Step]

I always laughed at this.

[Jon]

My favourite will always be

Knock knock
- Who's there?
An interrupting cow
- An interrupting c-
MOOOOoooooo

[Limited]

Gagsy outside of the kitchen.

Unless her computer is in the kitchen...

[RubberTrucky]

At 6/26/10 05:51 AM, The-Walker wrote:
But I got "The funniest joke" at least statistically.

I thought it was this one:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
''Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.''
Watson replies, ''I see millions of stars.''
''What does that tell you?''
Watson ponders for a minute. ''Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?''
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. ''Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.''

[Gagsy]

At 6/26/10 07:10 AM, Limited wrote: Gagsy outside of the kitchen.

Unless her computer is in the kitchen...

It could be. Who knows.

[Smitty917]

At 6/26/10 06:51 AM, wreckages wrote: My favourite will always be

Knock knock
- Who's there?
An interrupting cow
- An interrupting c-
MOOOOoooooo

Best joke on thread

[Sawdust]

Women's/LGBT/Animal rights.

[MetaKnightPWNS4]

That didn't make a BIT of sense...

As for mine,
Go to dontevenreply.com
Funny shit man.

[Aigis]

Knock knock
Who's there?
David E. Kelly
David E. Kelly who?

[56325]

At 6/26/10 05:23 AM, Gagsy wrote: Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

80% of statistics are wrong.