Douchebag Cars

[UnkutAcid]

What are cars you find that are frequently driven by douchebags?

[AmazingTheNinja]

At 6/26/10 12:38 AM, Piss wrote: Mailtruck.

I agree. Those fuckers don't get me my scat porn magazines fast enough.

[AlphaCentauri]

Some dumb bitch always drove a suburban to school everyday. That vehicle and fit a family of eight and all their luggage comfortably while taking a road trip to the other side of the country. There is no need for a single person to drive it by themselves, ever. If that is your car, offer to take the entire neighborhood to school.

If you have a family a Suburban is fine, but if its your personal car, your a douche bag.

[UnkutAcid]

At 6/26/10 12:39 AM, MuyBurrito wrote: The only people who use the word Douchebag are Douchebags.

So if there's ever a VW Douchewagon, I expect you to purchase it.

Actually, I'm really proud of you for overcoming your autism and learning to read and write. Congrats!

[Loki]

Garbage trucks.

[SuzpektClean]

A mini anything

[naronic]

i love every car

especially mini-vans and the Toyota PRIUS

[BenwaHakubi]

Mustangs :( I love the car itself but most the people who drive mustangs are douche bags who cut ppl off and speed 30+ mph over the limit.

About half of Dodge charger drivers are assholes who like to speed kind of like mustang drivers seem to be. I like Dodge chargers though.

Also VW golfs. Their drivers seem to like to rev them up and act tough. Oh please, a honda civic looks more intimidating than that little dinky ass thing.

[DanChang]

Ford F series, for people who don't own a landscaping company. Also all hummers.

[SuzpektClean]

At 6/26/10 01:30 AM, DanChang wrote: Ford F series, for people who don't own a landscaping company. Also all hummers.

Agree except I like the first tank hummers but those don't count, but ya FUCK THE F SERIES.

[6r0undZ3r0]

Pickup trucks, SUVs, and Hummers.

[SlayerX3]

technicals

I hate when there is one of those in front of me in the Drive-Thru

[Aliensandwich]

In my opinion it's either trucks or smart-cars.

[albino1]

Any car that is a glorified box on wheels.

[Ryanson]

The drivable kind.

[Graduation]

Hummers.

[36Holla]

I always did find most BMW drivers to be jerks on the road. One day, I told a family member how I felt, and they said that I was being discriminative. It was a humbling experience.

They're still jerks though.

[underandover]

Any car with flames painted on it.

You guys got any of those kinds of assholes in your town?

[TheGrim]

The best douche-cars are Oscar Meyer Wienermobiles, they give out free whistles that are in the shape of wieners. BTW they also sell dogs from those cars, but they look like penises.

[Master-of-pancakes]

The Mazda, Miatia, the car that screams "I'm Fabulous!" from every single angle.

[Cosmic]

Unless you drive a big truck, They all suck, unless they are sports vehicles. FERRARI!

[WTFClock]

Jettas and Passats
Fuckin
Passats.

[Donut]

At 8/19/10 09:49 PM, underandover wrote: Any car with flames painted on it.

You guys got any of those kinds of assholes in your town?

Yeah. I saw a fucking PT cruiser with flames on it and said "That looks fucking retarded."
My friend said "DOOD THAT LOOKS PRETTY COOL I BET IT COLD RACE DOOD"
Purple flames on a bright yellow PT cruiser. I rest my case.

[IDropedMyBiscuit]

Faggios

[lotsofpain]

wagons full of shit

[Sheizenhammer]

At 6/26/10 02:53 AM, 36Holla wrote: I always did find most BMW drivers to be jerks on the road.

BMW's, while annoying in themselves, are actually 3rd on my list of shit to avoid while driving:

1. White vans.
2. Buses / taxis / garbage trucks / anything else not directly owned by the driver.
3. BMWs. Especially from the M, X and Z ranges (X6... *shudder*)
4. Ferraris
5. Pink Nissan Micras. Because they're inevitably driven by airheads.

I swear, if someone invents a BMW white van, I'm selling my fucking car and tearing up my licence.

[SuspiciousPenguin]

Mercedes-benz driven by trophy wives.

[BrockManson]

Subarus.