Crust.

[AlphaCentauri]

I don't care how old I am. Get that fucking shit off my sandwich. First off, its called crust, you know what comes to my mind when someone says crust? I imagine a butthole with dried shit all around the edges. Then I look at my bread, brown shirt around the perimeter, called crust. I don't want crusty brown shit encircling my sandwich that I am about to eat.

Don't get me started on Pizza Crust. You know at CiCi's about half of the pizza they serve is crust. Thats where they get you. You eat a piece of pizza and feel full yet unsatisfied, you know why? Because 80% of what you ate was bread. You want to eat more because it is all you can eat but you can't.

Pie Crust? Gross, that's just flower and butter. I hate it. You wouldn't sit down and eat flower and butter would you? Of course not, it would be fucking gross, so what makes it so different when it is cooked at 350 degrees for awhile? It turns brown and looks edible, but its not. Its still terrible.

All crust does is taste like shit and fill you up fast when you could instead be eating more delicious things. Fuck Crust.

[Gagsy]

Bread crust is delicious.

And you thinking about bums when hearing the word 'crust'? You must have a confusing childhood to think that.

[Manatee]

I'll gladly eat your crusts.

[Shauna]

Do you eat croutons, bread pudding, anything breaded when fried?

That's the crust. They are the leftovers.

Enjoy.

[Erty]

At 6/26/10 12:24 AM, Gagsy wrote: Bread crust is delicious.

And you thinking about bums when hearing the word 'crust'? You must have a confusing childhood to think that.

This. I gladly eat the leftover pizzacrust the others doesn't eat.

[Damien]

At 6/26/10 12:29 AM, Shauna wrote: Do you eat croutons, bread pudding, anything breaded when fried?

That's the crust. They are the leftovers.

Enjoy.

Bread pudding is fucking godly.

[Obvious-M]

At 6/26/10 12:23 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: so what makes it so different when it is cooked at 350 degrees for awhile? It turns brown and looks edible, but its not. Its still terrible.

I could imagine eminem rapping that in my head for some reason. Sounded dope.

[6r0undZ3r0]

The only crust I dislike is the one on toast.

[Haloya]

The warm crust after making some butter toast is the best part...
Fuck you.

[AlphaCentauri]

At 6/26/10 12:24 AM, Gagsy wrote:
And you thinking about bums when hearing the word 'crust'? You must have a confusing childhood to think that.

Clear your mind of anything food related. Now, imagine someone is describing any item to you and they say, "It looks Crusty." Do find yourself thinking of an appealing image? No, you don't.

I also think less of all of you that enjoy crust.

[Gagsy]

At 6/26/10 12:36 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

Clear your mind of anything food related. Now, imagine someone is describing any item to you and they say, "It looks Crusty." Do find yourself thinking of an appealing image? No, you don't.

I also think less of all of you that enjoy crust.

But that doesn't matter when you're discussing food crust. In fact I'm sure there are plenty of words that could either mean something alright or something unpleasant, but it only matters what it means to you when you're using the word in certain situations.

I might have a crusty vagina but I don't think about that when I'm biting in my bread crusts.

[Sensationalism]

I love crust!!

[Erty]

At 6/26/10 12:40 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I love crust!!

Me too! Let's shower togheter!

[Sensationalism]

At 6/26/10 12:51 AM, ertysproductions wrote:

At 6/26/10 12:40 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I love crust!!

Me too! Let's shower togheter!

Save water, shower with a friend!!

[CommonAsshole]

you imagine a shit encrusted butthole because you are a faggot sir.

crust on sandwiches is good for you. more fiber.

not to mention if you had more fiber in your diet you might just avoid having a crusty well-laid asshole.

[Erty]

At 6/26/10 12:53 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Save water, shower with a friend!!

...or a complete stranger, if you're into that!

[Holonboy]

I like the crust on toasted bread with butter, but not on my beef/chicken/cheese sandwich

[DrHood]

Bread and pie crusts aren't very appetizing, but I love pizza crusts.

[MisterDielectric]

Everything the OP said is true/ hilarious.

[SuzpektClean]

At 6/26/10 12:23 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: First off, its called crust

Plenty of lulz

[unowned]

crusty bread has been proven to cause cancer among other things

its what you get for being deceived by culture

[blokeice]

At 6/26/10 12:23 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I don't care how old I am. Get that fucking shit off my sandwich. First off, its called crust, you know what comes to my mind when someone says crust? I imagine a butthole with dried shit all around the edges. Then I look at my bread, brown shirt around the perimeter, called crust. I don't want crusty brown shit encircling my sandwich that I am about to eat.

umm wow, i just had a sandwich and i did not need that imagery, ill be in the bathroom if you need me *HURK*

[blokeice]

At 6/26/10 12:36 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

At 6/26/10 12:24 AM, Gagsy wrote:
And you thinking about bums when hearing the word 'crust'? You must have a confusing childhood to think that.

Clear your mind of anything food related. Now, imagine someone is describing any item to you and they say, "It looks Crusty." Do find yourself thinking of an appealing image? No, you don't.

hmm no, its not that unapealing an image, must be you, personally, i just think of bread crust, which i unlike you do not find that unappealing.

[blokeice]

I might have a crusty vagina but I don't think about that when I'm biting in my bread crusts.

EWW didnt i just say i just ate a sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WeirdJamFace]

How can you NOT like crust? It's the best part! I always make sure to get the first slice so that one side is completely crust.

mmm, mmmmmmmm....

[Alphabetetical]

Crust on whole grain bread is nasty as fuck.