So I was eating some of that golden deliciousness of a cereal, but then one of the sharp corners of it cut my gum as I was chewing.
Now I realized, there is NO warning at all on the box of sharp edges. I have caused damage to my body because they did not warn me. Can I sue the company that made the cereal?
Lol, just go for it. It'll be very entertaining.
At 6/25/10 11:00 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Can I sue the company that made the cereal?
Yes, though you'll likely spend more money trying and not even get a settlement out of court. So, you'll end up losing money.
...you should so go for it.
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You wouldn't have a very good case, seeing as all the cut caused was an inconvenience.
At 6/25/10 11:03 PM, IronPirate wrote: You wouldn't have a very good case, seeing as all the cut caused was an inconvenience.
If they put a warning on the box, I would have read it and I would have chewed more carefully.
At 6/25/10 11:04 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:At 6/25/10 11:03 PM, IronPirate wrote: You wouldn't have a very good case, seeing as all the cut caused was an inconvenience.If they put a warning on the box, I would have read it and I would have chewed more carefully.
But you just got cut. From a cereal square. It's not worth the doctors bill they would have to pay. It would just be ridiculous.
At 6/25/10 11:06 PM, IronPirate wrote: But you just got cut. From a cereal square. It's not worth the doctors bill they would have to pay. It would just be ridiculous.
He could have got infected.
Well some lady spillt her coffee on herself and sued dunkin doughnuts, got 30,000 dollars. There were warning that it was hot on the cup, too. SUE SUE SUE
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At 6/25/10 11:00 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Can I sue the company that made the cereal?
At 6/25/10 11:10 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:At 6/25/10 11:06 PM, IronPirate wrote: But you just got cut. From a cereal square. It's not worth the doctors bill they would have to pay. It would just be ridiculous.He could have got infected.
Yeah! I mean, do you know how many different unnatural chemicals are in the cereal and milk? I probably got some into my wound. It's infected and I'm going to die.
I would never try to sue the taste I can SEE
besides that chef is one badass motherfucker on the box wouldnt wanna fuck with him
If one can sue McDonald's, you can sue anyone.
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At 6/25/10 11:19 PM, Star wrote: Go into court with a mouth cast
What if I use some fake blood to make it seem dramatic?
At 6/25/10 11:23 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:At 6/25/10 11:19 PM, Star wrote: Go into court with a mouth castWhat if I use some fake blood to make it seem dramatic?
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At 6/25/10 11:23 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:At 6/25/10 11:19 PM, Star wrote: Go into court with a mouth castWhat if I use some fake blood to make it seem dramatic?
You can be counter-sued for lying (by the government and the cereal company).
I got a papercut. I'm going to sue the trees!!!
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At 6/25/10 11:33 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I got a papercut. I'm going to sue the trees!!!
You can't do that!
You're not that smart.
At 6/25/10 11:00 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: So I was eating some of that golden deliciousness of a cereal, but then one of the sharp corners of it cut my gum as I was chewing.
Now I realized, there is NO warning at all on the box of sharp edges. I have caused damage to my body because they did not warn me. Can I sue the company that made the cereal?
You had BETTER be joking I hate this culture of "OMG! I was minorly inconvenienced by something, I should sue the company that made it" I hate people that do that. seriously, unless you had to go to the hospital and get more than ten stitches as a result of your own improper careful handling of cereal then just suck it up and deal with your little boo boo. If your joking then i hold nothing against you, but once agian, just cause your minorly inconvenienced, doesnt mean that you deserve to get money for it
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No don't sue them, their cereal is to good for that.
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At 6/26/10 12:06 AM, grandia2 wrote: your honor , my client was eating his cereal on a warm summer morning , minding his own business..
not knowing that the cereal had already plotted against him the previous night before in the box
he put the fist spoon full in his mouth , and that's when the assault took place
the leader of the pack cut his gum, the attack was successfulwe ask that General Mills and Nestle be held responsible for making hyper intelligent cereal
our damage claim is 350 million Us dollars
Phoenix wright will take the case!
ahh phoenix wright
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