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Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-25 03:38:23 Reply

Needs to go fucking kill themselves. Playing BF2, BF2 Vanilla, COD4, CODWAW, DOOM 3, Need For Speed Undercover, Need For Speed Prosdtreet, BFBC2 is impossible on ranked servers or dedicated servers.

Those games all are hosted by pnkbstr, why did I say pnkbstr? Because thats the files they seem to fuck up. Somehow on all the computers I own, all 3 of them running the 3 main OS's made by windows of today. It doesnt work. I can only play hacker servers because pnkbstrb.exe wants to have a fucking heart attack every 3 seconds I join a game.

I literally get into a game, play for 2 minutes, just long enough to steal a jet in BF2 from some douchebag through C4s everywhere. Then bam, pnkbstrb.exe had a heart attack.

99% of all servers on BF2 are impossible to play because they are hosted by Punkbuster.

So yeah, I have tried all I can, reformating Windows, reinstalling BF2, uninstalling PB reinstalling PB, raping my dog, running PnkbstrA & B as admin, none of it works. None of it.

Fuck punkbuster
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Response to Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-25 05:57:47 Reply

At 6/25/10 03:38 AM, ReligiousZoo wrote: raping my dog

Wait, what?


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Response to Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-25 06:50:30 Reply

The punkbuster services and processes are performance hoggers. pnkbstra.exe and pnkbstrab.exe.
I stopped playing the game ever since.


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Response to Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-25 07:04:58 Reply

At 6/25/10 05:57 AM, FurryDemon wrote:
At 6/25/10 03:38 AM, ReligiousZoo wrote: raping my dog
Wait, what?

This is a commonly accepted way to fix your computer. I thought everybody knew this.


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Response to Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-25 17:32:26 Reply

At 6/25/10 06:50 AM, Jin wrote: The punkbuster services and processes are performance hoggers. pnkbstra.exe and pnkbstrab.exe.
I stopped playing the game ever since.

Bad thing is I paid 300 dollars for all the games I noted. I can't just not play them, that is wasting.

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Response to Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-25 17:44:02 Reply

lolumad

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Response to Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-25 18:01:46 Reply

At 6/25/10 05:42 PM, KeithHybrid wrote:
At 6/25/10 03:38 AM, ReligiousZoo wrote: raping my dog
Yiff in hell, furfag.
lolumad

You two need to go back to 4chan.


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Response to Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-25 18:06:22 Reply

At 6/25/10 06:01 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:
You two need to go back to 4chan.

Because saying lolumad is specific to 4chan right?

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Response to Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-25 18:26:17 Reply

At 6/25/10 06:06 PM, Oliver wrote:
At 6/25/10 06:01 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: You two need to go back to 4chan.
Because saying lolumad is specific to 4chan right?

Hells yeah. You can't laugh and point out that someone is mad here on Newgrounds.

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Response to Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-25 18:28:14 Reply

At 6/25/10 06:26 PM, Makeshift wrote:
Hells yeah. You can't laugh and point out that someone is mad here on Newgrounds.

LOLUMAD

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Response to Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-25 18:35:45 Reply

At 6/25/10 06:01 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:
At 6/25/10 05:42 PM, KeithHybrid wrote:
At 6/25/10 03:38 AM, ReligiousZoo wrote: raping my dog
Yiff in hell, furfag.
lolumad
You two need to go back to 4chan.

u mad?


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Response to Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-26 01:19:38 Reply

At 6/25/10 06:06 PM, Oliver wrote:
At 6/25/10 06:01 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:
You two need to go back to 4chan.
Because saying lolumad is specific to 4chan right?

Yep, pretty much. Thanks for seeing it my way.


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Response to Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-26 02:34:27 Reply

I recall having issues with Punk Buster running under Quake Live some time ago, I fucked around with my firewall settings it it stopped kicking me.


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Response to Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-26 03:43:50 Reply

I suggest console or Steam games, BC2 is a Steam game, run by VAC.

Unless of course I'm wrong, and the Steam version of BC2 runs on PB.


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Response to Whoever made Punkbuster 2010-06-26 06:07:42 Reply

Have you updated the Punkbuster files so that it actually lets you play. I updated them and they work perfectly. Except Call of Duty 4 which I can't play through Steam because of an unauthorised overlay.