Moral of the Story: Broz b4 Hoez

[igott]

Okay, so recently, I met this girl. She was pretty nice, and she was the first girl to actually like me.

So, I decide to introduce her to my friend, who's a fucking sadist. Anyways, she starts flirting with him, and then the next day, she wants him dead. All they did was shake hands, no phone numbers or anything. She gave him glances, but that's it.

So, I tell her "And Your Bird Can Sing" and walk away.

Moral of the story: Let no bitch try and pit you against your bro. That ain't right.

[Sinitech]

You should have knocked her out and raped her, and used your jizz to stick a note to her forehead saying, "BROS B4 HOES".

That's the simplest, most effective route, I think.

[HarryFeltersnach]

At 6/25/10 01:57 AM, igott wrote: Okay, so recently, I met this girl. She was pretty nice, and she was the first girl to actually like me.

and then the next day, she wants him dead. All they did was shake hands, no phone numbers or anything. She gave him glances, but that's it.

why did she want him dead? Are you sure you "friend" didn't sodomize this girl?

[igott]

At 6/25/10 02:01 AM, Sinitech wrote: You should have knocked her out and raped her, and used your jizz to stick a note to her forehead saying, "BROS B4 HOES".

That's the simplest, most effective route, I think.

True, but I'm not the raping type.

Wouldn't put it past my friend though.

Still, my message is basically to state that your brothers are more important than any hag you will meet.

[Vidaria]

Friends come and go, but a true significant other is a life companion...

think about it

[igott]

At 6/25/10 02:02 AM, HarryFeltersnach wrote: why did she want him dead? Are you sure you "friend" didn't sodomize this girl?

She ended up getting pissed that she couldn't get him to actually respect her or some of that shit.

[Neoncrotch]

and your basically saying dicks before chicks...oh i get it.

[GamesArmor]

At 6/25/10 02:25 AM, Vidaria wrote: Friends come and go, but a true significant other is a life companion...

think about it

A life companion is just a very close friend.

What's the difference?

[Lolzinger]

At 6/25/10 02:01 AM, Sinitech wrote: You should have knocked her out and raped her, and used your jizz to stick a note to her forehead saying, "BROS B4 HOES".

That's the simplest, most effective route, I think.

I tried that, it works a treat

[OneWordName]

"I don't think "Homies over Hos" is a sentiment that A Pimp Named Slickback can co-sign, Riley. I mean, don't get me wrong, A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit' just tomato? Guaranteed! But homies? Oh no."

[Limited]

What does a Beatles song have to do with this...?

[Aigis]

I dunno.

That rhyme is uh, kinda sexist.

[LordZeebmork]

At 6/25/10 02:27 AM, igott wrote:

At 6/25/10 02:02 AM, HarryFeltersnach wrote: why did she want him dead? Are you sure you "friend" didn't sodomize this girl?

She ended up getting pissed that she couldn't get him to actually respect her or some of that shit.

Hahaha oh god, what is it with bitches and respect?

At 6/25/10 02:44 AM, Neonleo wrote: and your basically saying dicks before chicks...oh i get it.

Sounds good to me.

At 6/25/10 05:11 AM, Aigis wrote: That rhyme is uh, kinda sexist.

Go back to Starbucks.

[Aigis]

At 6/25/10 07:08 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: Go back to Starbucks.

Go back to the steak house.

[LordZeebmork]

At 6/25/10 07:13 AM, Aigis wrote:

At 6/25/10 07:08 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: Go back to Starbucks.

Go back to the steak house.

Get me a beer.

[Aigis]

At 6/25/10 07:15 AM, LordZeebmork wrote:

At 6/25/10 07:13 AM, Aigis wrote:

At 6/25/10 07:08 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: Go back to Starbucks.

Go back to the steak house.

Get me a beer.

Get me a cappuccino.

[TrantaLocked]

At 6/25/10 02:01 AM, Sinitech wrote: You should have knocked her out and raped her, and used your jizz to stick a note to her forehead saying, "BROS B4 HOES".

That's the simplest, most effective route, I think.

Oh gawd this defines the NG BBS.

I fucking love you.