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At 6/25/10 04:27 AM, MuyBurrito wrote: I don't care what I wouldn't name my kids, I've already chosen their names:

Quetzalcoatl, Theophrastus, Apollo, and Jennifer

What if they're all guys?

I wouldn't name my kid shitmeister 7.

But tallahassee or tecate would be awesome.

Richard.

I wouldn't name mine 111122223138.

George W. Bush

Pleasure.
Just... Just no...

betsy if i have a girl...she will b prone 2 being fat, with that name she'd never have a chance

At 6/25/10 12:30 AM, lron wrote: Liam, what a god awful name.

Props to anyone that gets it.

Luis is worse

See what i did thar?

At 6/25/10 04:36 AM, adob wrote: I wouldn't name my kid shitmeister 7.

But tallahassee would be awesome.

Epic Zombieland reference

D

At 6/25/10 07:39 AM, mrty wrote: I wouldn't name mine 111122223138.

haters gonna hate

While for the lulz, I would name him/her "Bastard" or "Bitch" it will hold true.

I would definately name my kid "Emperor"

Regina.

Just no.

I wouldn't name my kid Fagballs McCuntface.

I also wouldn't name my kids Mike, Tim, Rob, Will, Jim, Bob, Wade, José, Jeff, Josh or April.

props to anyone who get these

I might name them What.

What is your name?

What

i wouldn't name my kid wolfgang.

ok i would.

bin laden

i win

At 6/24/10 11:48 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: I want to know who's name their kid Alejandro now.

Me! And his brothers Roberto and Fernando will live happily ever after.

But yeah, err I guess I wouldn't call my kid Adolf...or Josef for that matter.

I wouldn't name my kid "Cod" Gimp, Temeka, Fish, Bean, Henry, Klapaliko, Kirilenko, Habeeb, Kajhit, Nord, Boonwhale.
And now for some "black" names...

Bonquiqui, Jal'fonda, Triqui, Jaqueria, Le'queen, Vu'daughnt, Marl'e, Cresterra, Tameria, Gabby, Ien'ala, Lion, Tigrend'a, APOSTROPH'E.

At 6/24/10 11:49 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

Completely disregarding that my last name is McCormick

Like Kenny!!@# :D

At 6/24/10 11:51 PM, Chocomilk wrote:

I'll tell you what I would name my fleshbag.
Diane.

A boy named Diane, that's pretty interesting.

And if I have a daughter I'll name her Lily.

My dog is named Lily but I still like the name. Hell I call Lily "The stupid one" more often than Lily.

At 6/24/10 11:56 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote:

Tucker. Nuff said.

I appreciate the Carlin reference :)

At 6/25/10 12:28 AM, MisterDielectric wrote: At 6/24/10 11:46 PM, 111122223138 wrote: I'd have to go with "juggernaut"

JUGGERNAUT, WHERE ARE YOU???

ARE YOU EFFING ME? Juggernaut would be a badass name for a child. Or if you would have a normal named followed by "juggernaut".

Juggernaut would be a freakin' badass name for a child. "Whats your childs name? Todd? Kyle? Tucker? I'll bet you 10 times outta 10 that Juggernaut can kick the shit outta Todd, Kyle, and Tucker."

At 6/25/10 12:36 AM, darklink4567 wrote:

Any names that are really really common and overused, like John or Jenny

I haven't known of any children to be named John or Jenny in the past 10 years... I think regular names are going out. These are the kids in my family: Sierra, Isaih, Jadon, Avaline, Cessarine, and Cerridwyn. After seeing all these crazy names I almost want to name my kid John.

At 6/25/10 03:20 AM, ChampionAnwar wrote: Anything with the suffis "sha"

*cringe

Or Prefix! Shaniqua, Shamocha..

List of names I wouldn't call my kid:
Diamond -- I used to like it but I was told it was a stripper name.
Cerridwyn -- Wtf is this the renaissance? C'mon get real.
Shaniqua, Shamocha, Latoya, Latisha..
Probably any name from the bible..
Any name from any book rather, if I happen to come up with the name on my own thats great but I'm not naming my child after someone from a damn book. Speaking of which, Avaline's middle name is Fleur, as in Fleur Delacour from Harry Potter. Really? Named after Harry Potter? Wtf..

I would not name my child Garrison seeing as how my last name is Harrison :P
Or Barrison, Carrison, Darrison, Earrison, Farrison...

I wouldn't name my child Sex, Money, Hope, Justice, Plato, Genghis Khan, or Sailor Moon.

In fact, come to think of it I wouldn't name my child Nameless, Siren, Saltine, Pack-o-Kools, Drinky Bird, or Pepsi.
I also wouldn't name my child "off brand" or "shit muffin" rofl I could go on and on..

sry i look so stupid if check it out

I would never name my kid Wade

:or that silly name Wadelinda made up by the Star Dicks

Whore-nugget and Shit-muffin.

At 6/24/10 11:53 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: Mike Hawk

Man that would be some shit

It would be horrible.

Chuck Norris

Justin Bieber.

I wouldn't name my child anything generic or super weird. I'd rather it be unique or rare.

I don't want them to be one of those kids with a name like "John" or "Chris" and there's 4 other kids with the same name in his class.

Dana
Kirby
Why? Because they could potentially be a boy or a girl's name.

I wouldn't name my kid Spatula.