oh no! you're trapped! WDYD???

[111122223138]

You wake up inside a jail cell with only your cellphone, a cube of ice, some mercury, a block of rusty iron, aluminum foil you wrapped your subway sub in ( which is now gone ), a fleshlight ( for lulz ), a sledgehammer, a shovel, and some matches.

Bear in mind there's only 2-inch thick bars seperating you from a smokin hot chick

because freedom's overrated

quickly make something so that you can ecscape!

[Holonboy]

Learn programming and turn this into a game. Who knows? If you have good art skills, this may become a good game.

[111122223138]

At 6/24/10 12:56 PM, Holonboy wrote: Learn programming and turn this into a game. Who knows? If you have good art skills, this may become a good game.

pfft... that'd be too interactive and easy

[Bit]

Bribe the guard with the aforementioned items. Also, that's not really a female. It's a guy named Molly.

[Cosmic]

Break the bars with a shovel.

[111122223138]

guys... the bars are fucking 2 inches of hardened steel, you ain't gettin through it without a grinder and tons of patience

[Bit]

I just realized that there's two of you.

Late observation is late.

[Holonboy]

At 6/24/10 12:59 PM, 111122223138 wrote:

At 6/24/10 12:56 PM, Holonboy wrote: Learn programming and turn this into a game. Who knows? If you have good art skills, this may become a good game.

pfft... that'd be too interactive and easy

You can add more stuff to it to make the game longer..

[Rig]

At 6/24/10 01:04 PM, 111122223138 wrote: guys... the bars are fucking 2 inches of hardened steel, you ain't gettin through it without a grinder and tons of patience

Then I guess we're trapped and there's nothing we can do.

[Lintire]

I ignore the fleshlight and shove the cellphone down my throat, jacking off to the feeling of the life slowly leaving my body.

Well, I escaped it. In a fashion.

[dobo69]

how do you get all that stuff in a jail cell? like someone put you there expecting you to escape?

[JKMonkey]

mix the mercury with the foil, the chemical reaction will cause an explosion thus blowing the bars off of the cell...

[111122223138]

At 6/24/10 01:14 PM, JKMonkey wrote: mix the mercury with the foil, the chemical reaction will cause an explosion thus blowing the bars off of the cell...

you're on the right track about a chemical reaction....
but murcury is a no-no on that one capt'n

[Lemmiwinks91]

Fools, should of never put me in jail in the first place.

[deathfun]

A sledgehammer would do wonders to the wall (if it is brick or concrete)
So what are the walls of this cell made of?

[Thegluestickman]

Call the police with my cellphone and get rescued.

[Zombified]

Make some kind of explosive. Don't ask me how I'm going to do it, I just will.

[Dogbert581]

At 6/24/10 12:54 PM, 111122223138 wrote: You wake up inside a jail cell with only your cellphone, a cube of ice, some mercury, a block of rusty iron, aluminum foil you wrapped your subway sub in ( which is now gone ), a fleshlight ( for lulz ), a sledgehammer, a shovel, and some matches.

1.)Phone a hazmat guy and tell him I am breathing in toxic mercury fumes and he needs to come immediatly to remove the hazardous substance which would lower his health and safety rating. While I wait for him to come I pleasure myself with the fleshlight and use the aluminiumfoil to make sure I look good for the hot girl outside.

2.)When he arrives, he will slip on the ice cube which I have strategically placed by the door and fall on the floor. I now have the advantage...I hit him over the head first with the sledgehammer, then with the shovel just to make sure, take his keys and leave. Once outside I use my manly stubble to light the matches and impress the hot girl.

3.)The hot girl comes home with me

4.)????

5.)Profit

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Rust, aluminum shavings, and mercury... Explosion. That was easy.

[EDDDDDDDDD]

Call some help with the cellphone, I learned this while playing ''escape the prison'' on newgrounds.

you fool

[111122223138]

At 6/24/10 01:38 PM, deathfun wrote: A sledgehammer would do wonders to the wall (if it is brick or concrete)
So what are the walls of this cell made of?

Reinforced titanium with some aluminum alloy

also, it's 200 feet thick

[SimpleStuff]

I would wrap the fleshlight in the tin foil and put the cellphone inside of it. Then drip the mercury into it while carving a hat out ofthe ice wit the sledgehammer.

[Cootie]

Use the cell phone to acquire the services of a hitman and he will bust me out.

[Konosko]

Use sledgehammer on bars, done.

[Tott]

Call a friend with the phone and ask them to come, push the hammer out of the bars and get them to bash the door (or guards) open. Pocket fleshlight and proceed to SEXY LADY.

[Sheepiez]

Tell the girl to order me some hot male strippers!

[deathfun]

Reinforced titanium with some aluminum alloy

Well that would do it

As for the rust and aluminum, thermite reaction

[Alphabetetical]

Give up and drop soap.

[bman200]

Slam that thing with the sledgehammer.

Ha ha, compound word.

[Killinkyle]

ask the girl to open the room?

or maby, idk, call the fucking police that you have been abducted and have them follow the bluetooth that is built in to the cellphone?