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quigon-jin95
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Dirty Jokes 2010-06-22 18:28:47 Reply

Post em all here!

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Response to Dirty Jokes 2010-06-22 18:30:52 Reply

A white man walks into a bar

nothing happens

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Response to Dirty Jokes 2010-06-22 18:32:39 Reply

Okay, this is a REALLY dirty joke.

7 white horses fall into the mud.


ahaha god damnit i'm here.

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Response to Dirty Jokes 2010-06-22 18:34:33 Reply

At 6/22/10 06:32 PM, Arctic-Zone wrote: Okay, this is a REALLY dirty joke.

7 white horses fall into the mud.

OH NOEZ!

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Response to Dirty Jokes 2010-06-22 18:44:45 Reply

What's the best thing about having sex with fourty three year olds?

There's fourty of them.

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Response to Dirty Jokes 2010-06-22 18:46:47 Reply

How do you get six million Jews to share one pizza? You throw them all in the oven with it.

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Response to Dirty Jokes 2010-06-22 19:07:21 Reply

How many pedophiles can you fit in one van?
Just me, the other seats are for the kids.

Whats black, blue, and afraid of sex?
The 12 year old locked in my trunk.

Why do ment want to marry virgins?
Because they cant handle criticism.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts dont have eyes.

WHy is air a lot like sex?
Its not a big deal unless youre not getting any.

Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45lbs

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Whats 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy?
Money.

Whats the difference between your wife and your job?
after 5 years, your job will still suck.

What do old women have between their breasts that young ones dont?
A belly button.

More jokes inc guys! post replies containing subjects!


Your curiosity is pissing me off.
Therefore, you win a cookie.
Relish in it, because it will be the last you ever eat.

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Response to Dirty Jokes 2010-06-22 19:14:19 Reply

Knock Knock
Who's There?
This ugly dog:

LOLOL so supreme

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Response to Dirty Jokes 2010-06-22 19:31:05 Reply

You know what I like in women?

Me


RubberJournal: READY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
Mathematics club: we have beer and exponentials.
Cartoon club: Cause Toons>> Charlie Sheen+Raptor

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Response to Dirty Jokes 2010-06-22 19:53:03 Reply

A black and a white and a gay man walk into a bar. The Gay man leaves.


LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You got a problem with that? Huh? DO YOU?! DO YOU?!?! CLICK THE BUTTON! NOAH!!! Oh, and FREE CHOCOLATE!
Free Choclate or

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Response to Dirty Jokes 2010-06-22 19:55:22 Reply

A white horse fell in the mud.


For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.

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