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At 6/22/10 11:23 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 6/22/10 11:21 AM, Makakaov wrote: Or meaby just: "You are about to get raped by me, and my friend. Who do you choose, and why exacly me?"

But then she could just reply with, "I know you."

I think OP should just repa her, and ask if she liked it.

At 6/22/10 11:30 AM, Makakaov wrote: I think OP should just repa her, and ask if she liked it.

Ah, this is a much better idea. It gets straight to the point without all of that beating around bush "asking" hoopla. Trust us, OP, you'll win for sure.

Who's seen the stains?

Ask her "how is your mom doing" that will make your shemale girlfriend explode into flames.

I love how everyone in this thread has assumed that your girlfriend is a slut.

Ask her if she wants to stay with you for the rest of her life.

That'll teach her to make stupid bets.

At 6/22/10 10:43 AM, Jonners wrote: "So, how's your dad? He still *ahem* busy at nights?" Try to add an awkward shuffle, as if hiding an erection, and blush.

I'm still laughing at this, thank you.

I say you ask her how many dicks she could in her or maybe if she's ever kissed another girl. Or maybe you can ask her why she dropped out of college/high school. Just assuming she did, if she ended up with you. Just kidding, I love you.
-Love
Dominic

At 6/21/10 05:15 PM, Headshot777 wrote: "How often do you masturbate?"

I've asked that before it went better then you think.

'Will you go out with me?'

if she says yes, then you win^2. If no, then you shouldn't be hanging out with her anyway, so you win.

"What are you going to do with the baby?"

Or, this is what I'd do to make her uncomfortable.

Take a step closer to her, put your hand on her belly, and ask either the first question or "Are you sure you know who the father is? You were really drunk when it happened..."

I thought of a better one. Ask her to marry you. Do the whole on-one-knee shabang.

Ask her why she's so mad, and perhaps if it has anything to do with her vagina being dry. Gets 'em every time.

At 6/22/10 11:33 PM, Evark wrote: Ask her why she's so mad, and perhaps if it has anything to do with her vagina being dry.

Or bleeding. :P

Also, I like "Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?"
I swear, every girl I've done that to is dumbstruck by it. It works particularly well in cramped spaces (lifts for example) where they can't run off or escape the embarrassing looks people give them afterwards. XD

At 6/22/10 10:44 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: You reach a certain age where asking chicks these questions isn't quite as exciting as it used to be.

I'm 18 and all these questions are part of the banter that me and my girlfriend take part in :L

"How're your boobs doing?" I think there was a thread at some point about how that's equivalent to them asking "how's it hanging," but I can't find it.

are you willing to take it up the pooper?

"When was the last time you had a yeast infection, and how frequently do you have them?"

Meet her when shes with her parents and ask her, so how are your breasts feeling now?.

Not only will she be confused as hell but she will be struggling to find a answear

Ask her to buy you a drink.

How often does your dad touch your va-jay-jay? Does he go full penetration on you, or does he work his way up to it?

Ask her, "Who has the bigger dick, Tom or Wade?"

How many guys have you slept with?

What is the diameter of your vagina in centimeters?

"fuck me if i'm wrong but you want to have sex with me dont you?"

At 6/23/10 05:05 AM, REDSPADES wrote: "fuck me if i'm wrong but you want to have sex with me dont you?"

This. Just basically this.

Has about over 9000 ideas waiting to be put in, just waiting for a better moment

Everything on here.

Look, I really find your mom attractive... Do you think she would agree to go on a date with me?

do you take it up the ass?

What does a queef fell like?

ask her when she started growing pubes