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Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 13:57:19 Reply

Whenever I have to go get them, I always shave my balls before I go to them.

Is this strange? Does anyone else do this?


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 13:58:10 Reply

Penis inspection?


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 13:58:14 Reply

What? They inspect your penis at your school?


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 13:58:30 Reply

No it is not, but i heard you can fail because of that!


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 13:58:44 Reply

At 6/21/10 01:58 PM, EpicFail wrote: What? They inspect your penis at your school?

Yeah, my gym teacher does it. I asked the kids in the other classes but they said they didn't get them.


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 13:59:11 Reply

Damn, dude, what the hell kind of school do you go to...


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 13:59:17 Reply

At 6/21/10 01:57 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Whenever I have to go get them, I always shave my balls before I go to them.

Is this strange? Does anyone else do this?

What school do you go to?


Just call me Psycho for short.

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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 13:59:19 Reply

holy shit, it's a thread about a penis let's all REPLY TO IT AS FAST AS WE CAN HAHAHA A PENIS IS JUST SO FUNNY GAWD.


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 13:59:51 Reply

WTF?!

Why do the teachers have to look at your dick?!

PedoTeacher?


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 13:59:59 Reply

At 6/21/10 01:58 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 6/21/10 01:58 PM, EpicFail wrote: What? They inspect your penis at your school?
Yeah, my gym teacher does it. I asked the kids in the other classes but they said they didn't get them.

My preacher gives those to me.


"Is this not a reasonable place to park?"

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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:00:13 Reply

At 6/21/10 01:59 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Damn, dude, what the hell kind of school do you go to...

I just go to public school.

I don't see what the big deal is, I've had these inspections since I was in kindergarten.


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:00:15 Reply

what does he inspect it with?

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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:04:13 Reply

At 6/21/10 01:58 PM, HolyPeanuts wrote: Penis inspection?

My thought exactly. Isn't i like that you just check them as a kid if they have dropped or not? And that would be ball inspection right?


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:05:42 Reply

Like all the others said, we don't have a penis inspection nor did I ever hear of it. But when we try to go out for a sport or something they have us piss in a cup to test for drugs and whatnot.

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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:07:26 Reply

would this make you fail?

Penis inspections at school.


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:14:44 Reply

At 6/21/10 02:00 PM, Khymera wrote: what does he inspect it with?

His hands, obviously. I was told it was to check for normal growth, and to check for hernias.

But you guys never had them? Seriously?


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:16:20 Reply

At 6/21/10 02:14 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
His hands, obviously. I was told it was to check for normal growth, and to check for hernias.

But you guys never had them? Seriously?

What the fuck?
NO-ONE HAS THEM
Do your parents know?

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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:16:25 Reply

I'm pretty sure no legal school has penis inspections. Your school is obviously illegal, and full of pedophiles.

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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:17:38 Reply

At 6/21/10 02:14 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: But you guys never had them? Seriously?

I'd give you an answer, but before I know I can trust you with that degree of information I'm going to have to inspect your penis.


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:17:40 Reply

Dude never ever

Either we're being trolled

Or you've been pedo'd

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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:18:10 Reply

At 6/21/10 01:58 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 6/21/10 01:58 PM, EpicFail wrote: What? They inspect your penis at your school?
Yeah, my gym teacher does it. I asked the kids in the other classes but they said they didn't get them.

How does getting your penis inspected help you with gym?


Just call me Psycho for short.

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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:19:33 Reply

Yes,
and I had shaved my balls a couple of days before the inspection.

Embarrassing to show my shaved dick to the nurse.


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:19:39 Reply

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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:20:10 Reply

Gotta love the smell of a fresh troll in the morning

Ahhhhhh

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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:22:07 Reply

This emerged this morning on 4chan. Please, refrain from repeating elsewhere.

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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:22:29 Reply

At 6/21/10 02:14 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 6/21/10 02:00 PM, Khymera wrote: what does he inspect it with?
His hands, obviously.

85% of the people in this thread are fucking retarded. You're definitely not one of them.


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:49:08 Reply

Everyone knows that public schools inspect your genitals to find out if you have genital herpes.

Duh

what

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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:53:31 Reply

At 6/21/10 02:22 PM, Headshot777 wrote:
At 6/21/10 02:14 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 6/21/10 02:00 PM, Khymera wrote: what does he inspect it with?
His hands, obviously.
85% of the people in this thread are fucking retarded. You're definitely not one of them.

dude, stop taking our fun away from this thread, who the hell is being serious here?

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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 14:57:23 Reply

I must keep my penis secret. Elvis has been living in my shaft for years.


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Response to Penis inspections at school. 2010-06-21 15:51:36 Reply

You guys must have a lot of STDs floating around your campus ?


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