Hey America, how's your bread?

[RubberTrucky]

I had a conversation with someone out their visiting the land where everything is enormous. So upon discussing it, he claimed that Americans (USA) have no notions of a good loaf of bread. Bread supposedly exists of sugared down spongy, milky toast bread. Things as going to the bakery and buying a sturdy salty and healthy whole meal loaf of bread is a madman's chore.

How do you yankees respond to that?

honest question, though

[Gobblemeister]

I definitely prefer French Bread

[Limited]

Yeah I had this experience when I went over to NYC for a holiday (I'm from Britain). All the food from supermarkets, or grocery stores or whatever you guys call it, tasted really processed and wrong, including the bread.

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 6/20/10 06:47 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: How do you yankees respond to that?

Bread is for those who can not afford fine dining and extravagance.

[iateamexican]

WHAT
HOW DARE YOU INSULT BREAD

[Killinkyle]

just because we dont live on farms in huts and grow our own wheat doesnt make your bread any better then ours.

[STEM]

At 6/20/10 06:53 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: Bread is for those who can not afford fine dining and extravagance.

fun fact, that umbrella is strategically placed to cover up the oil spill

[Metal-Loving-Medic]

I like U.S. bread though...

[JKMonkey]

typically people from other countries like darker breads (Rye, Pumpernickel, etc.) because white bread is an american phenomenon...

[DumbassDude]

American bread tastes like a kitchen sponge with wank on it.

[Limited]

At 6/20/10 06:57 PM, JKMonkey wrote: typically people from other countries like darker breads (Rye, Pumpernickel, etc.) because white bread is an american phenomenon...

I typically eat white bread actually and found the American version to taste processed and digusting. Our bread is all fluffy and real and flavoursome.

[Bit]

At 6/20/10 06:55 PM, Killinkyle wrote: just because we dont live on farms in huts and grow our own wheat doesnt make your bread any better then ours.

Actually, it does. When time, effort, and love is put into your bread, it just tastes right.

[GoldenClock]

Newgrounds is full of connoisseurs and magazine food critics

[Metal-Loving-Medic]

At 6/20/10 06:58 PM, Stevenscar wrote:

At 6/20/10 06:55 PM, Killinkyle wrote: just because we dont live on farms in huts and grow our own wheat doesnt make your bread any better then ours.

Actually, it does. When time, effort, and love is put into your bread, it just tastes right.

Love=sheep piss

[JKMonkey]

At 6/20/10 06:58 PM, Limited wrote:
I typically eat white bread actually and found the American version to taste processed and digusting. Our bread is all fluffy and real and flavoursome.

...and it costs Fifteen Euros and lasts Five minutes

[Killinkyle]

At 6/20/10 06:58 PM, Stevenscar wrote:

At 6/20/10 06:55 PM, Killinkyle wrote: just because we dont live on farms in huts and grow our own wheat doesnt make your bread any better then ours.

Actually, it does. When time, effort, and love is put into your bread, it just tastes right.

Ok, well, while you guys are slaving over crops for "TEH PERFECCTS BREADS" us americans will be inside our houses, taking a bath in money while our automated machines make bread FOR us.

[mothballs]

At 6/20/10 06:48 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: I definitely prefer French Bread

This.

But I don't think that one bread can necessarily be "better" than another. I think it's just personal opinion.

[GoldenClock]

At 6/20/10 07:01 PM, Killinkyle wrote: us americans will be inside our houses, taking a bath in money while our automated machines make bread FOR us.

U.S. National Debt Clock

[Gobblemeister]

At 6/20/10 07:01 PM, Killinkyle wrote:

At 6/20/10 06:58 PM, Stevenscar wrote:

At 6/20/10 06:55 PM, Killinkyle wrote:

Ok, well, while you guys are slaving over crops for "TEH PERFECCTS BREADS" us americans will be inside our houses, taking a bath in money while our automated machines make bread FOR us.

Just ask the French what happens when you take away a man's bread

Don't mess with our bread, we will murder you

[durzza]

i just love bread from Norway oh wait i live there so i only get norwegian bread :P

[Bit]

I hear the Mushroom Kingdom has some pretty good bread. What do you guys think?

[mothballs]

At 6/20/10 07:10 PM, Stevenscar wrote: I hear the Mushroom Kingdom has some pretty good bread. What do you guys think?

Well, you know what they say, all toasters toast TOAST.

Sorry, I just had to.

[RubberTrucky]

At 6/20/10 06:57 PM, JKMonkey wrote: typically people from other countries like darker breads (Rye, Pumpernickel, etc.) because white bread is an american phenomenon...

A fine slice of white bread with chocopaste on it is haven.

American white bread, as I know it, is what they call toast bread and it tastes sweet and spongy. I'm not saying it's crap, verily toast bread can be tasty. But standard white bread is fuller, has a definite shape and tastes healthy overall.

Americans apparently do have a cereal collection Europeans can only dream of.

Personally having a freshly baken bread from a bakery can provide for the best meal of the day. still a bit warm and tasting of the ven it came from, this delight can urge me to eat one third to one half of a 800 gr loaf. Ooooh mama...

[chiefindomer]

I don't think white bread tastes that great, it's just more convenient than other breads. If I want some good bread I'll get a loaf of French or Italian bread, or some rye or pumpernickel. Rye is probably my favorite though.

[Killinkyle]

At 6/20/10 07:05 PM, GoldenClock wrote:

At 6/20/10 07:01 PM, Killinkyle wrote: us americans will be inside our houses, taking a bath in money while our automated machines make bread FOR us.

U.S. National Debt Clock

alright alright, tie then. tie game.

[Samen]

Eh, you can find real bread in most supermarkets, and if you're lucky enough to live in an area with a true bakery then it's no issue.
True, though, a lot of people eat mostly or only sliced bread, but you can't deny that stuff is excellent sandwich material.

I'm also told you damn British can't touch our breakfast cereals.

[Cosmic]

I prefer Rolls rather than bread.They are Tasty.

[LinkSilvermane]

It's not bad. Some of my fondest childhood memories are of this bakery that let you have free samples of fresh bread and butter once a day.

I went in primarily for an AWESOMELY GIGANTIC CHOCOLATE-CHIP COOKIE (even got one on the house, once!), but the bread samples were tasty.

[Konosko]

It's soft and holds my peanut butter and jelly together, I like it.