I got food poisoning.

[Pixelnaut]

I had Panda Express and woke up in the middle of the night twice to throw up black sludge. Ugh, does anyone know a quick way to feel better?

This blows.

[Kytraal]

Did you see a dark spirit in your food?

[sweet21]

One time i ate a Christmas mint, i think in 7th grade i didn't know it was expired, i had diarrhea and vomitingit felt like this, i did take a dump, then feel the urge to vomit almost simultaneously, for like 2 days, it was awful.

[sweet21]

At 6/20/10 02:12 PM, sweet21 wrote: One time i ate a Christmas mint, i think in 7th grade i didn't know it was expired, i had diarrhea and vomitingit felt like this, i did take a dump, then feel the urge to vomit almost simultaneously, for like 2 days, it was awful.

FUCK wrong link! Damn it!

[DarkRedFlame]

I'm not gonna lie, I thought you said Pineapple Express for a while. Anyway just lay down and drink a shitload of fluids.

[6r0undZ3r0]

Sue them for a ridiculous amount of money. That always makes me feel better.

[SomaGuye]

Hahaha.

[supermariobunny]

No u got food poisoning!

[iamgrimreaper]

There's no more cure. You're eventually gonna have to eat your friends.

[Makakaov]

This just gave me an idea:

[Hoekzema]

That's what you get for traveling cheap